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NadlersTits 2 points ago +2 / -0

But dude....... I read the green monster twice.... and I got this sick ass GShock at the PX.

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Mitzhatzmakoph [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, I got you beat. I only wear grunt style clothing and blouse my blue jeans in my boots on libo!

BAMCIS!!!!

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NadlersTits 2 points ago +2 / -0

BLUE MONEY VALUE BAG ON ME AT ALL TIMES!

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Mitzhatzmakoph [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I stamp my first and middle initials and last name on all my clothes to this very day

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NadlersTits 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only piece of moleskin that won’t fall off

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NadlersTits 1 point ago +1 / -0

11 years ago. Getting haircuts one day waiting as plt outside the barber shop and we started tucking our collars inward and crap as some random rct from some other plt just running and screaming as 3 di’s were chasing him. I look over and laugh i thought it was funny as shit well our DI saw me. He took me and the random person I looked over too and laughed with and said “ ya wanna be fuckin faggots!!! Well go ahead!! “ and he put us nose to nose saying something like “ keep looking at each other!! “ we stayed like that for only like 6-10 minutes max before we got back in formation for our haircut.

Day go’s by and we’re back at the squad bay and they call for showers. They call the starboard side or whatever an I go into the showers. Now I saw that guy I had to stare at and he’s in the shower near me. Obviously, I’m totally fucking around and I saw to him “ yo bro, seriously, you got some beautiful eyes “

Wasn’t the right dude. Fuckin guy looked at me like “ WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!!! “ At that point I was fucked I just said “ dude I totally thought you were someone else “. Knowing fully that didn’t really help much.

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NadlersTits 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahhahahahhaha but can you fit an entire poncho in your cargo pocket!?!

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Mitzhatzmakoph [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

In my shoulder pocket, dude. I learned how to fold my poncho from Chesty himself.