11 years ago. Getting haircuts one day waiting as plt outside the barber shop and we started tucking our collars inward and crap as some random rct from some other plt just running and screaming as 3 di’s were chasing him. I look over and laugh i thought it was funny as shit well our DI saw me. He took me and the random person I looked over too and laughed with and said “ ya wanna be fuckin faggots!!! Well go ahead!! “ and he put us nose to nose saying something like “ keep looking at each other!! “ we stayed like that for only like 6-10 minutes max before we got back in formation for our haircut.
Day go’s by and we’re back at the squad bay and they call for showers. They call the starboard side or whatever an I go into the showers. Now I saw that guy I had to stare at and he’s in the shower near me. Obviously, I’m totally fucking around and I saw to him “ yo bro, seriously, you got some beautiful eyes “
Wasn’t the right dude. Fuckin guy looked at me like “ WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!!! “ At that point I was fucked I just said “ dude I totally thought you were someone else “. Knowing fully that didn’t really help much.
One dude kept screwing up his left and right. One day the heavy had had it and pulled him off the grinder. This recruit is getting ITed and the DI looks up in the air and says "I hate you so much recruit, I hope all those birds shit on your neck!" Not more than five seconds later the recruit and DI are covered in bird shit.
I laughed so hard, got destroyed on the quarter deck, but holy shit was it perfect.
I stamp my first and middle initials and last name on all my clothes to this very day
11 years ago. Getting haircuts one day waiting as plt outside the barber shop and we started tucking our collars inward and crap as some random rct from some other plt just running and screaming as 3 di’s were chasing him. I look over and laugh i thought it was funny as shit well our DI saw me. He took me and the random person I looked over too and laughed with and said “ ya wanna be fuckin faggots!!! Well go ahead!! “ and he put us nose to nose saying something like “ keep looking at each other!! “ we stayed like that for only like 6-10 minutes max before we got back in formation for our haircut.
Day go’s by and we’re back at the squad bay and they call for showers. They call the starboard side or whatever an I go into the showers. Now I saw that guy I had to stare at and he’s in the shower near me. Obviously, I’m totally fucking around and I saw to him “ yo bro, seriously, you got some beautiful eyes “
Wasn’t the right dude. Fuckin guy looked at me like “ WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!!! “ At that point I was fucked I just said “ dude I totally thought you were someone else “. Knowing fully that didn’t really help much.
Oh, boot camp.
One dude kept screwing up his left and right. One day the heavy had had it and pulled him off the grinder. This recruit is getting ITed and the DI looks up in the air and says "I hate you so much recruit, I hope all those birds shit on your neck!" Not more than five seconds later the recruit and DI are covered in bird shit.
I laughed so hard, got destroyed on the quarter deck, but holy shit was it perfect.
Hahaha 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼