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ShyOne 132 points ago +132 / -0

You know in Fallout, the US goes to war with China, in the process we annexed Canada. Just saying.

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massivehairycleaner [S] 105 points ago +105 / -0

I'd rather be annexed into a country where freedom is sacred than be China's bitch.

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AngeredKabar 90 points ago +91 / -1

We should have let CA leave the Union, then annex it and have it remain in limbo as a Territory for all time with no voting power in the Federal Government.

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DJT2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

Brilliant suggestion.

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Chef_von_todes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Outstanding play.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just nuke us. We californians long for the sweet release of nuclear fire.

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MajorCaticus 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, please don’t burn my state down again...

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just nuke San Francuckso, Los Diablos, and Sacrilego, and 95% of our problems are solved

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

We still can.

Treasonous bastards are trying to secede so they can go full commie.

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Yheymos 34 points ago +34 / -0

Please annex us just like in Fallout. As a kid in 1997 I was always amused by the fact that piece of info was in the intro of the original game.

Today I saw that Canada will become a country sized beachhead for China's attempt at a ground invasion. That the USA will be forced to occupy or annex just to protect itself.

If we do get annexed, as Canadian I feel this is more than deserved given we've had a free ride for a century. We just mooched off the USA defenses and just pretending we live in happy world utopia. That is of course the USA even annexes us... which I pray would happen if China did such a thing.

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4more 11 points ago +11 / -0

That would be even worse than making Puerto Rico and dc states. It is the same as adding another California on the northern border.

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zedrexvsyrex 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well then we’ll just have to turn these Canadians into real Americans.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 9 points ago +9 / -0

Let's just air drop thumb drives full of alex jones shows and cases of super male vitality.

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kek_mate 2 points ago +2 / -0

spike the soylent with super male vitality..

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yamsham 5 points ago +5 / -0

Excellent point

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MNMathtic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only Alberta and maybe Saskatchewan get full statehood.

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SlugsRocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Other way around. Saskatchewan is more conservative than Alberta.

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4more 1 point ago +1 / -0

Alberta could go to the Democrats. They did vote in the ndp. Not worth the risk.

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AnnexCanada 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, please do.

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iClue 2 points ago +2 / -0

China invades Alaska. That’s what prompts things.

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Jestre 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yeah looks like fake news

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Covfefe_Crusader 17 points ago +17 / -0

Blame Canada! Blame Canada! With all their chinky hullabaloo, and that cucky Trudeau, too!

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy sht. Is that a fckn Mr. Pam Pam reference?!?!?

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AngeredKabar 15 points ago +15 / -0

Gah, Trudeau is such a fucking soy bitch fuck to sign an agreement like that.

I guess we'll have to annex canada too.

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then we'll buy Greenland.

I like the way this is shaping up.

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Nightbringer33 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least they are charged up!

But that system font, gotta be a girl.

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MakeFreedomRing 8 points ago +8 / -0

Didn't Australia just do this too... letting chinese military guard thier crap? I wonder what kinda missiles and strike drones they will be bringing in.

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johnqpublic864 8 points ago +8 / -0

People usually laugh when I say we need a northern wall, too.

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KatieBARRtheDoor 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am the wall. Live 1 hour from the Canadian border. I fucking guarantee no commies make it past this area unless they are in flight.

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MooseKnukl3 7 points ago +7 / -0

If we BTFO Canada do you think will stop saying "ay" after every sentence?

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Rusty_Nut 6 points ago +6 / -0

C'mon ay!

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tootenbacher 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's "eh", and God I hope so!

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MooseKnukl3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't correct me ay!

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tootenbacher 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, I never correct grammar but I just think of all that Doug and Bob Mackenzie did for us Canadians, including making Americans aware of our usage of "eh", and I had to comment.

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SlugsRocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell no eh.

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MullyGrubber 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is the U.S. considered a “vital Chinese investment”?

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Kerensky 2 points ago +2 / -0

oof

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Prometheus76 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's a link to the agreement on Canada's gov website. I didn't see anything about china being able to station troops in the agreement, but I also don't have time to review it closely.

https://www.international.gc.ca/trade-commerce/trade-agreements-accords-commerciaux/agr-acc/china-chine/fipa-apie/index.aspx?lang=eng

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Prometheus76 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wasn't saying it wasn't there. I was saying I didn't have time to read it closely to find the relevant passage. Thank you for finding it!

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tdwinner2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's not quite saying they get to have troops in Canada (or vice versa).

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm in Ottawa - haven't seen anything like this...

Got any sauce for CCP uniforms in GTA?

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. I want to investigate this more.

There could be a way to organize publicly against them, by actual Canadians.

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, the GTA is a festering sore, has been for a long long time.

The first sign of the GTA being overrun with delusional liberals was the fact the Maple Leafs never lost an ounce of support over 40+ years of losing.

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eplettner 4 points ago +4 / -0

WOAH. There can be good reasons for having foreign troops on your soil but If you allow them to "Protect" things without local or federal authorization,that is ceding your sovereignty.

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cyber_acolyte 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol. China tries to attack the US and a vulnerable China homeland is simultaneously attacked by Russia, Australia, Taiwan, Korea, Japan, Eastern Europe an also maybe Turkey.

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Kekbewithus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wake up Canada, there’s war on your doorstep as well

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insertnamehere 4 points ago +5 / -1

Some of us have been training for years. Truth be told I'm getting bored waiting.

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SlugsRocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup.

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WHYsoMAD 3 points ago +3 / -0

DUDE wtf I hate my Prime minister and how 2 province have all the power in my country. There was an insane amount of international interference in our federal and provincial elections(Can be traced back to democrats and globalist from the EU). Did you know Canada has has the 3rd largest oil reserves but ships in oil to the east due to politics blocking every pipeline? Canada is going to be the next fallen nation.

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bebe_snuggles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I honestly hope China fucks up and attacks. We can avoid a civil war, have a common enemy, and put any and all compromised politicians on firing squads.

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40-More-Years 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Canadian government is an enemy of the United States, you can’t change my mind

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massivehairycleaner [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Canadian government is an enemy of the Canadian people if they're bending over for communist China.

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Darkheartisland 1 point ago +1 / -0

I keep saying WTF too on a daily basis now.

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Labyrinth9000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chinese troops are the biggest pansies in the world. The one child policy has led to them being golden boys raised by their mommas who are too scared to fight. The last war they were in was the 1970s conflict with Vietnam where they lost miserably.

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AnaMerican_1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Verifiable source citation or it's nothing but a headfake.

Looks like a headfake.

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Bananaphone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dammit! Now I got to watch the southern border. Yes, Canada is south of here.

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massivehairycleaner [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hello Alaskan. Greetings from the mild and temperate southwestern Canada.

Sorry for letting the communists into the country next to yours... Beer and hockey sticks was not enough to stop them.

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Bananaphone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fooled you! I'm in Detroit. (Windsor is south)

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insertnamehere 1 point ago +2 / -1

There are building underground bases to hide troop numbers in the gold mines they are buying all over Canada. Trudeau is an open communist and praises the chinese at every opportunity. chinese agents are fucking everywhere it is unreal. They will follow people in the weirdest ways. They are trying to identify Canadians that will rebel against there coming takeover.

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SlugsRocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not going to be that easy. We have 9 mill firearms legally. I'm guessing about same amount none registered and some of them are definitely not toys. Did anyone ever get info on what is behind the fence in Stanly Park ?. The area with 'patrolled by guard dogs' sign.

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Power 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can multiple that number by 100000 for the amount of unregistered firearms.

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TurdFerguson 1 point ago +1 / -0

So now Canada is China’s forward operating base?

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tdwinner2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, what?!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Day Of The Rake When?

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 0 points ago +1 / -1

They also have bases in Mexico. We are in for some serious action

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Zude -1 points ago +2 / -3

Nuke Canada. Sorry Canadian pedes.

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

You don't need to nuke Canada, the problem is only in 3-5 places..

It's like saying let's nuke Texas in spite of California and New York.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Relax, friend.

Nothing funny about ass rape.

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