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INSSABOFA 111 points ago +113 / -2

How about... Drunk white men are the black people of white people?

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jubyeonin 26 points ago +29 / -3

Stoner white men are the black people of white people.

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Redclyde 15 points ago +16 / -1

So I can quit building power lines and start collecting welfare now then? Saweet

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've noticed this phenomenon. White people can still do drugs and show up to work what's your excuse when you're sober? You're getting lapped by the stoner!

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fact that black people are experts in how to get government freebies, but don't know how to get an ID card. Lol

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Redclyde 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also hard to miss work with a hangover if you're never hung over

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vegeta_ban 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never been drunk and never had a hangover. When I take off work unexpectedly it’s usually for the family business and using my pto days!

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Redclyde 2 points ago +2 / -0

Worked with a hangover when I was a teen puking in 100 degree weather tamping sand. Never again

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Dtom13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially the ones with ratty blonde dreads. Bonus points if random shit is stuck in them.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 15 points ago +15 / -0

KeK

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Adhal 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't think Talcum X is drunk though

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JustTheNews 54 points ago +55 / -1

nope, i think they legit got promoted....welcome to the club that i do not even belong too.......im a beaner

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SirPokeSmottington 22 points ago +24 / -2

Just commit a crime, then you’re white!

Underrated comment.

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BeefChucker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dark white I believe is the term. See Chris dorner

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davidmode 2 points ago +2 / -0

ask any latino

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Burto_87 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hey! I guess that makes me white too!!🤣🤣

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Carbum 12 points ago +12 / -0

You're not safe... we both know that the Latino community is all about the macho man.. they will focus on you next. Take out their archers.. we will meet ya in the middle.

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trumpizkewl 13 points ago +13 / -0

They don't have white guilt so they can't really be fucked with using sjw means

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Burto_87 19 points ago +19 / -0

Hispanic here. Can confirm. We have no remorse. Hang all the commies.

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socal_maga 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can double-confirm. Hang 'em

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Southern_Belle 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like the way you think.

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trump2036 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what they get for voting in larger numbers than they should have for trump.

Don't let it escape you why white males are being targeted. It's not for skin color, it's because of how they vote. It's the republican base. That's why they are demonized.

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Carbum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its because they are warriors by heritage. White males are under genocide because they conquered most of the world by occupation or civilization.

This new evil wants to rule by gear and not love.

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OldbreedAmerican76 1 point ago +2 / -1

No, they hate us because we're white. This is how they think. In the words of so called "anti-racist" (in other words one of the tribe) Tim Wise-

"You’re on the endangered list.

And unlike, say, the bald eagle or some exotic species of muskrat, you are not worth saving. In forty years or so, maybe fewer, there won’t be any more white people around who actually remember that Leave it to Beaver, Father Knows Best, Opie-Taylor-Down-at-the-Fishing Hole cornpone bullshit that you hold so near and dear to your heart. There won’t be any more white folks around who think the 1950s were the good old days, because there won’t be any more white folks around who actually remember them, and so therefore, we’ll be able to teach about them accurately and honestly, without hurting your precious feelings, or those of the so-called “greatest generation” — a bunch whose white contingent was top-heavy with ethical miscreants who helped save the world from fascism only to return home and oppose the ending of it here, by doing nothing to lift a finger on behalf of the civil rights struggle. It’s OK. Because in about forty years, half the country will be black or brown. And there is nothing you can do about it."

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BillGateCanSuckIt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Technically, the squad has labeled you white. So you are definitely a card carrying member

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Burto_87 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does it come with privilege, or are we fresh out?

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JustTheNews 2 points ago +2 / -0

no thanks

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jubyeonin 3 points ago +4 / -1

Bro, just tell them to adjust the brightness whenever they take a picture.

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Lurkers4Trump 27 points ago +27 / -0

Huh, guess they ain't black was a legitimate threat. I don't mind making room for some new white people.

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SaltyPirate 23 points ago +23 / -0

Hahah I’m old enough enough to remember about a week ago when the news was telling me that “straight black men” were so oppressed they cannot leave their homes without a paralyzing fear of being randomly murdered by the police ... time flies! 🤡🌎

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BlackPillBot 5 points ago +5 / -0

When the reality is they can’t leave the house without worrying about being randomly murdered by each other.

https://thedonald.win/p/11PVts2025/daily-reminder-that-just-

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undecidedmask 1 point ago +1 / -0

They get to join the oppressor club too!

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Centipede420 16 points ago +16 / -0

Replacing straight with gay would make more sense. Stereotypically I think blacks are still considered more homophobic than whites.

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CousinEddie 8 points ago +9 / -1

Which is odd bc most trannies and gays I see are black.

Its no wonder theyre all nuts. Everything about their culture is at odds with reality.

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Southern_Belle 0 points ago +1 / -1

Thanks to DemoKKKrats.

The wider world is just now discovering an inkling of the brainwashing and gaslighting that DemoKKKrats do.

Imagine all that energy focused on making black people hate themselves.

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RevenTexX 14 points ago +16 / -2

As ridiculous as it sounds, I think these people are actually being serious...

peak mental illness.

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Friar_Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Read the article....it's Olympic level gymnastics.

https://archive.vn/nMOer

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uzi5v2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks but it’s far too early and I’m far too sober for that level of nonsense. I’ll take your word for it!

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Erikabodereka 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just attempted to read it. I got bogged down in the second paragraph and gave up.

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billymcgorn 8 points ago +8 / -0

Welcome to Intersectionality 101.

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Mooma 6 points ago +6 / -0

Will they be forced to pay themselves reparation?

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PatriotPepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Identity politics will eat themselves 1 group at a time until none are left...we just need to make sure they don't destroy the country in the process

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WU_HAN_FRU 6 points ago +6 / -0

Now they too can enjoy the “privilege” of being passed over in favor of someone with more bizarre sexuality?

Fake news. This hasn’t happened (yet). Skin color still matters more than education, competence, and experience, and at least as much as vagina and butthole. At least for now.

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Carbum 6 points ago +6 / -0

Any race of human that is a known warrior will be excluded for the 99 gender future.

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isellmacs2 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Root is deeply, deeply racist. What I used to post on redacted (can we say the name on TDW?) I would point out how what they said was so heavily racist and get tons of shit for it. That was part of my venture to the republican side.

What they are suggesting is that white people are the most privileged, and that amongst black people, straight black men are the most privileged.

Within the progressive framework of social justice, there exists a progressive stack that says if you are "more oppressed" you are more of a victim, and do to the illogical nature of victim blaming (victims are never wrong and thus, always right) the more a victim of oppression you are, the higher your effective social standing.

In the mean stream American progressive stack, social justice rates white men (jews inclusive) as the least oppressed and thus the lowest within the progressive stack. In social justice, where your right to justice is based on your position within the progressive stack, straight white men are at the bottom and are the evil oppressor.

The progressive stack is relative, however, and within this context, which is of "black people" straight black men check the most privilege boxes and the least victim boxes, which places they at the bottom of that specific progressive stack. This means that, relatively speaking, straight black men are the evil oppressor within the relative social justice framework.

That's what The Root (of racism) is saying here.

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Adhal 5 points ago +5 / -0

How dare you be straight! Suck that dick, SUCK IT!!!

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stormcloud 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wear that dress oppressor!

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AenAllAin 4 points ago +4 / -0

... the White People of Black People

...

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Saltydog638 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember, don't get out of line, or the mob will come for you too.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Church of Woke

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DeboonkedFact 4 points ago +4 / -0

Liberals are the brain-dead people of stupid people

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CousinEddie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Blacks in major cities are legit insane. This was probably written by one of them.

I left city living for rural living in the south. Down here everyone regardless of color is basically normal and respectable.

After being in this situation compared to what I saw in chicago, I've come to the conclusion that city blacks wake up everyday with 2 main goals:

  1. be as obnoxious as possible
  2. find a new way to ruin their own life.

They are to be avoided at all costs. They are fucking crazy

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BlackPillBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most have no clue how bad it actually is.

https://thedonald.win/p/11PVts2025/daily-reminder-that-just-

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Mike_Echo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bwahaha I was cracking up last night reading the replies. So many white guys welcoming them into the club. Oddly, all of the white females didn't feel the same way. Almost as if they missed the intended humor behind the post.

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rolandkhan 3 points ago +3 / -0

So now you have to be gay in order to be black?

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PepeFarmsRemembers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes that is a real Root article, not sure if the tweet is authentic but I don't think that's the question. ;)

I also have real world confirmation from BlackPepe that black men are "required" to be "smooth" and gay to "fit in" with the white (and black) liberal's they work with, otherwise they are treated as despicably as the stereotypical "white cis-gen hetero-normative patriarchal person with male genitalia".

Democrats are demanding men be converted en masse to Eunuchs! .... That's the modern Democrat party for ya...

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

Written by a white person

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everyman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Black men are becoming strong family oriented men that can speak their minds without mah privilege.

This narrative is trying to change that.

Just like kicking Asians out of the people of color victimhood group.

It was never about race.

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Bucktooth34 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soon we'll all be straight white men!

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PabloWilkano 2 points ago +2 / -0

The article literally equates black men beating black women to whiteness..

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FucKamala 2 points ago +2 / -0

I, too, am not certain. Not sure if the guy is even being sarcastic at this point.

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago +4 / -2

Welcome to 2020 and Poe's Law.

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Poe's law is an adage of Internet culture stating that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of extreme views so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied.

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Hangemh1gh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Divide and conquer. Lather, rinse and repeat.

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starseedrantings 2 points ago +2 / -0

you are too normal

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YanE 2 points ago +2 / -0

2020: the year I learned how to laugh and cry at the same time.

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Azrael1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

CLowN WoRLd 🤡 🤡

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trumpizkewl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh it's real

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grndmrshlgando 2 points ago +2 / -0

The media is the equivalent of /b/ except with a million times the funding and assets

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ColonelCottonHill [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

WTF bud

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CousinEddie 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have PhDs in making the worst decision at every opportunity

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Smegmaless2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Sauce?

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soooo... does this make me less raysis cuz there are fewer people I'm oppressin'...