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I can't even tell if this is satire or not (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by ColonelCottonHill ago by ColonelCottonHill +2513 / -0
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– jubyeonin 26 points ago +29 / -3

Stoner white men are the black people of white people.

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– Redclyde 15 points ago +16 / -1

So I can quit building power lines and start collecting welfare now then? Saweet

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– RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've noticed this phenomenon. White people can still do drugs and show up to work what's your excuse when you're sober? You're getting lapped by the stoner!

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– deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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– RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fact that black people are experts in how to get government freebies, but don't know how to get an ID card. Lol

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– Redclyde 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also hard to miss work with a hangover if you're never hung over

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– vegeta_ban 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never been drunk and never had a hangover. When I take off work unexpectedly it’s usually for the family business and using my pto days!

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– Dtom13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially the ones with ratty blonde dreads. Bonus points if random shit is stuck in them.

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