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JamesBlomey 431 points ago +431 / -0

How does this person look like a botched restoration of a masterpiece?

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MustBeTrump 404 points ago +404 / -0

HOW DID MY OBLIVION CHARACTER GET PREGNANT

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KRosen333 93 points ago +93 / -0

Omg underrated comment lol

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acasper 6 points ago +7 / -1

It’s still underrated.

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RalphieRabbit_pinkni 8 points ago +8 / -0

Better under rated than under that

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acasper 4 points ago +5 / -1

^

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NoatakTheWiser 67 points ago +67 / -0

By Azura! By Azura! By Azura! Is this motherfucker the adoring ma'am?

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TieDyeTrump 31 points ago +31 / -0

hahahahahahaha i love this community

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JesusMaga 11 points ago +11 / -0 (edited)

Oh no! GamerPoop is becoming real life!

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Thrasymachus 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, please; I don't have time to rewatch the entire GamerPoop series right now.

Ah, who am I kidding; I can't resist. We'll bang, OK?

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Adhal 35 points ago +35 / -0

Molag Bal

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SleepingDragon4444 17 points ago +17 / -0

They would be some daedric cultists, wouldn’t they? Mythic Dawn mfers.

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Adhal 3 points ago +3 / -0

molag bal is known for kinky shit, especially with vivec...

Hell Vivecs spear is actually Molag bals cock...

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FuckTheOtherSide 14 points ago +14 / -0

New DLC

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cgiles98 13 points ago +13 / -0

KEK!

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SineTheGreat 91 points ago +91 / -0

Many trannies kill themselves once they regret their decision and can't go back to how they were. It's nothing but a trend made by democrats for mentally ill people to support them.

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AstronoMink 71 points ago +75 / -4 (edited)

All the doctors "helping" these transgenders are not trying to fix them--They are experimenting on them.

...While the socialist/communist globalist investors funding these docs, academics, & support groups are practicing eugenics. They know most will kill themselves. They know the ones that don't will not be able to procreate. They are getting rid of their undesirables & using unethical or stupid doctors as their proxies.

This is literally what German doctors did with the support of the Nazis. Literally one & the same.

And now Johns Hopkins is pushing for minorities & at-risk populations to be the first to get exclusive access to the fastest-developed, non-widely tested, totally not sketchy at all COVID vaccine.

Just like the Nazi's minorities & infirm were the first in line to the camps "for the wellbeing of society" & how the extra-special ones the first in line once at the camps to "receive special new treatments" from their doctors.

Bill Gates' new vaccine geared toward "helping" poor African children, introduced not long ago, has reintroduced polio & is now the leading cause of polio in Africa.

Totally coincidentally after he was previously part of a group advocating for depopulation.

Can the trend not be any more obvious?!?

MY FAMILY LIVED THROUGH THE NAZIS AND THE SOVIETS. WE KNOW THE ENDING. AND WE KNOW THE SIGNS BETTER THAN ANYONE.

WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO WARN YOU FOR DECADES, AMERICA, AND YOU HAVE NOT BEEN TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.

I know I'm just preaching to choir here, but you pedes are the only ones who will listen. Every time I try to calmly explain in real life, they look at me like I'm ridiculous or like a communist glares at Alex Jones. When you see what's happening & so many don't, it's enough to drive you crazy.

Thanks for letting me vent.

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stormcloud 32 points ago +33 / -1

Great vent, and you're not crazy.

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pqsusan 23 points ago +23 / -0

I have always believed that the medical industrial complex uses us for experimentation. We are the lab rats for the tests and drugs and procedures they are developing for profit. The secret to a long and healthy life is to avoid these vultures like the plague. The only thing I would ever use them for is trauma/injuries and pain management. That's it.

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SordidPontification 16 points ago +16 / -0

I think it's less experimentation and more profit-seeking. Medical practitioners absolutely do (generally) try to do their best. There are bad eggs, of course, and there are some who don't care whatsoever about their patients.

But the reality is that even the good doctors are seduced by the promise of new treatments and drugs. It's not always misplaced, but the concern should be on long term effects. With new drugs, we often simply don't know--and can't know for decades. Invariably, these companies focus on profits over cures. Worse, most such solutions focus on disease management rather than cures. I do blame the patients sometimes for this; people would rather pop a few pills than to get off their arse and exercise. We, as a society, are partially to blame.

It's also why the mRNA vaccines for COVID are so fascinating. These vaccines were originally thought up in the late 1980s as a potential cure for cancer. The problem is that it's proven much more difficult to develop than previously thought, and (more importantly?) the profit motive isn't there. If an mRNA vaccine against cancer actually did work for common cancers (e.g. breast cancer), a huge chunk of profit would suddenly evaporate overnight and disappear.

The irony here is that if the mRNA vaccines prove effective against certain diseases, it may provoke further research into using them for actually lethal diseases. Which, of course, might never happen because... profit!

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SineTheGreat 19 points ago +19 / -0

Dude dude you need to listen to this.

Back in the 1980's two boys were born with a disease on their genitals. One was successfully cured and they other one was as well, just burnt. The doctor recommended to CHANGE THE CHILDS GENDER. The doctor proceeded to document them and the child admitted feeling like a boy. He coined the term gender. GENDER IS INEPT IN OUR BRAINS WE CANT CHANGE IT. THAT KID WAS EXPEREMINTED ON AND BECAUSE OF THAT HE KILLED HIMSELF. There are some sick people out here

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djentropyhardcore 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

It was the 50s and 60s, the boys killed themselves, and the "doctors" name was John Money.

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BidenHunter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Isn't he the one who's "experiments" forced the little boys to perform sex acts on their own brothers?

REMINDER: We'll only get public execution for all pedophiles after we take back our republic.

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djentropyhardcore 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes. It was in the late 60s and early 70s. The boys were Canadian, and traveled to Johns Hopkins to meet John Money, who made a neo-vagina for the boy, and told his parents to raise him as a girl. Later on in their childhood, he made the twins fuck each other.

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ARC0 4 points ago +4 / -0

You talking about the Dr. Money experiment? It was in the 60’s I think but the rest is pretty much right. The boys were twins born Brian and Bruce Reimer. Bruce was the one who had the surgery but when he found out about it he went back to male and took the name David. Both later killed them selves

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SineTheGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thought it was the 80s but yeah dr money

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ARC0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Started in the 60’s but was conducted over their childhoods. David came out with his story I the 90’s I believe. They killed themselves at different times in the 2000’s

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Countess1066 2 points ago +2 / -0

He made a documentary I believe it's available on you tube

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PremiumPatriotPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn, great red pill.

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RabidZoo 31 points ago +31 / -0

Or they get killed by dudes who are thinking they're female that have no idea what they really are. Happens in the hood a lot.

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WishdoctorsSong 35 points ago +35 / -0

Sounds like self-defense from sexual assault to me.

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RabidZoo 11 points ago +11 / -0

That is a much more interesting way to look at it 🤔...you're on to something there! 😃

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SordidPontification 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's certainly not wrong.

If someone claims they're female and they're actually male, then they try to have sex with you (and possibly succeed), at the very least it's assault.

Let's look at it this way. The left has pushed laws in some countries (and localities) that allow women who suddenly decide they regretted having sex with someone to file rape charges. This is just using their same logic against them.

Except that I'd argue this is rational: If you have sex with someone who turns out to be the same sex and lied to you, it shows premeditation on their behalf. Premeditation to deceive. IANAL but this shows intent. Ergo, it absolutely should be assault!

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ClownTamer 8 points ago +8 / -0

It does fit their new definition of rape as regret sex. Keep in mind this regret needn’t occur during sex. It can occur decades later, when adults are typically reflecting on poor decisions. It’s never too late to be raped. You can be on your death bed and retroactively be raped 60 years prior because he never called you back because you’re a crazy bitch that’s not even pretty.

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zhalias 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let's look at it this way. The left has pushed laws in some countries (and localities) that allow women who suddenly decide they regretted having sex with someone to file rape charges. This is just using their same logic against them.

Actually, I think the tranny thing would fit more in line with their whole "stealthing" thing. Apparently "stealthing" is when you have sex with someone under false pretenses, like saying you'll wear a condom and then don't. So in the leftist's mind, even though she consented it "didn't count" because the other person told a lie, or didn't do something they were supposed to. I think hiding that you are a tranny would definitely fall under that heading.

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ChrisSuperDude 18 points ago +18 / -0

I would like to address the elephant in the room and say that the “date a tranny or you’re a bigot” crowd is pro-rape.

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RabidZoo 9 points ago +9 / -0

I wonder how many of them dated/banged trannies? I'll bet very few.

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NoSteppy2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well we need to teach straight black guys that dude sex is ok.... duh..... the solution to this is Society is a bigot.... now, where is your mask? Bigot.

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Shaftster303 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you!

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Adwest232323 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also hormone therapy is not an exact science, when they fuck up their hormones and their e2 level plummet they fall into darker depression than many can imagine. Guys on trt legitimately off themselves sometimes for same reason.

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Salt-N-Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean 301%

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ScreamingEagles 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Brave! The Stunning! The Forty Percent!

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fourty percent body fat maybe.

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Postal 18 points ago +18 / -0

If only someone really cared about them to say 'hey, what's really wrong?'

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bluto36 10 points ago +10 / -0

i honestly dont give a fuck about em. they can chop what ever body part they want to. disfigure the rest on their way to killing themselves and i dont care.

i think it is sick that there are programs that basically pay them to do this on their way to sucking on a pipe. sick that doctors and others make money off crazy people before they kill themselves

but besides my money going to it i really dont care if sausage choppers paint themselves like some weird Dali painting before they off themselves

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Postal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Agreed. I think my problem was in that nobody can even reply to that and ask a simple question without getting blasted to hell by the mob. No room for discussion, just enjoy your misery. Which sure... do what you want, but someone should also be able to question the person if they have a worry about them.

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Haitianbychoice360 3 points ago +3 / -0

I care only because "their kid" can end up sitting next to yours and then one day your girl comes home with no breasts. These people need to be treated and segregated from the rest of society.

https://www.theepochtimes.com/minors-may-get-sex-changes-without-parental-consent-if-californias-teachers-union-has-its-way_3243361.html

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bluto36 2 points ago +2 / -0

do it. treat em, segregate them, give em a helicopter ride

just stop using my money to do it

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Haitianbychoice360 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed.

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Kekkin4Kembla 7 points ago +8 / -1

The only thing I care about is not paying for this loser's #transsimabortion

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Friendly_B 13 points ago +13 / -0

An artist I know in Portland has been bragging all week about having just lopped off her breasts. It's literally hundreds of "Congratulations!" and "I'm so PROUD of you!" type responses.

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BoffoTheClown 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pride cometh before something something

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Friendly_B 5 points ago +5 / -0

...tripping over the dog.

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PN_OShea 5 points ago +5 / -0

...yeah....that's called Munchausen's syndrome with self mutilation.

That's being nice. I'd rather call it overt schizophrenia.

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PN_OShea 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean like Charlize Theron....?

It's demonic.

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Friendly_B 4 points ago +4 / -0

She amputated her body rather than changer her mind. I've had a bundle of not-close friends do this recently. The amputation business must be booming.

It all seems to be girls getting top surgery but maybe I just don't know the men who get lower surgery.

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PN_OShea 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh you'll know them. There's usually an odor... I wish I were kidding.

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VA-Pede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Does that 50% include the 41%? Is this an additive 50% or is it multiplicative?

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Averon 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it's multiplicative, that would only be 25.5%. It's already higher than that as is.

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VA-Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was asking if the 50% increase from 41% was to 91% or 61.5%.

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Southern_Belle 30 points ago +30 / -0

That's why AI always gets it right.

Looking at you, Big Mike.

And Serena Williams.

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PensivePatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dude you have to link us to that

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the-new-style 22 points ago +22 / -0

Machine Learning can spot trannies better than humans

using voice: 99%

by face: 98%, 91% and 94%

so, of course, trans fags don't like that

86% accurate sex determination from smiles

It can even identify the gays

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Noble-Ok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Impressive. How do you come by all this stuff?

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the-new-style 4 points ago +4 / -0

A Keyboard Warrior in the Culture War always keeps a good stock of ammo.

I guess.

I think I came across the Bias story first and then found the supporting papers as I went along.

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de9ebkmd7 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol really? I remember hearing about AI that could do that but I never thought of testing it with Big Mike! I have to look for that later.

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Haitianbychoice360 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love how the media tries to convince everyone that she is stunning.

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Throwaway_Test 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, I have heard that many times! Even in conversations that I have personally witnessed. In reality, she is hideous.

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Haitianbychoice360 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't understand this nonsense. This is the very definition of gaslighting. Are these people serious?? I mean she looks just like her father in a dress. This is not a compliment.

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have not seen her father......but I bet he doesn't look too good!

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Jimmy33 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's @jack! Did @jack marry Serena??

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of the co-founders of Reddit, Alexis Ohanian, married Williams.

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CertainlyNotEdward 2 points ago +3 / -1

AI is only a representation of the human selecting the training dataset.

https://i.ma.ga/VQwZ3.jpeg

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VA-Pede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Those with mental illness see it, they just lie to everyone else that they don't.

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LordCommanderTrump 13 points ago +13 / -0

Whistlers mother lol. Great movie

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FiatLux 4 points ago +4 / -0

You have to check out mr. beans holiday it's the funniest damn movie ever lol good post

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starboard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perfect description. Should look into what that old Spanish lady is up to these days.

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novaks47 78 points ago +78 / -0

Worse, we protect them! The upside is that many of these retards are genetic dead ends, as they'll never reproduce. Self correcting errors are my favorite kind of errors.

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send_it 56 points ago +57 / -1

They're not self-correcting, they just infect our kids.

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SineTheGreat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is time for another CRUSADE

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AtlanticPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

With all I see today I question having kids, and if I do how do I keep this shit out of their life. Something has gone terribly wrong.

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SobekRa 12 points ago +12 / -0 (edited)

We allow them to be used as puppets and influence public policy unfortunately, with a disproportionate amount of power.

Their 'needs' blight our existence, and their billionaire ventriloquists act as heroes for promoting 'their' agenda

"what's that Xe? Oh... you're scared or covid, I see... Would you like everyone to wear masks and transition to an online avatar simulation? Yes, it would also be so nice if everyone had universal basic income... And obeyed. So there's no more opinions and conflict.

Orange man bad.

You beautiful, even if you're a 400 pounds sea lion with makeup"

And everyone claps, with their brain flatlined by media

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christianknight 7 points ago +7 / -0

they are infecting your kids

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup.

Evolution is now "seeing" that being weak is successful.

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CertainlyNotEdward 22 points ago +23 / -1

We are the only species that has decided that ideas, good and bad, are worth preserving.

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WishdoctorsSong 15 points ago +15 / -0

More like only culture. Other human cultures have had far better understandings on the danger of letting bad ideas persist, and managed to survive much loner because of it.

This notion of preserving ideas is very much a two-edged sword. Our tolerance and willingness to explore thoughts has brought massive innovation, but it's also made us extremely vulnerable to highly intolerant predatory ideologies, things like communism and islam.

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vegeta_ban 11 points ago +11 / -0

My calculus professor discussed this over a decade ago, natural selection doesn’t really happen with humans anymore because of medicine and modern technology.

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vegeta_ban 3 points ago +3 / -0

Definitely

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Charlaxy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Infant mortality dropped from about 50% to 1% in ~100 years, IIRC.

Fit/healthy people are having fewer kids, are being bombarded with propaganda telling them that it's too expensive or ruins careers or ruins the planet (none of which is true), while even the unhealthy have the option to have many kids with IVF, and have reduced responsibility to care for them thanks to public daycare, school, and healthcare.

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SineTheGreat 5 points ago +5 / -0

This. The west has been bombarded by propaganda since the 60's and now it's making a noticeable impact.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

It still sorta does, because in order to get those things you mentioned, you need money.

But the problem is, money is completely transferrable. So if someone who was naturally selected to succeed transfers money to someone who was naturally selected to fail, that's when things get all fucked up.

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Winter_huntress 6 points ago +6 / -0

We need to take the warning labels off everything and let nature take its course..

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JuicyfearsMAGA 188 points ago +188 / -0

Mental disorders...so many mental disorders

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yo dawg, I heard you like mental disorders... so I put mental disorders into your mental disorders.

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PN_OShea 8 points ago +8 / -0

Btw for anybody who might argue this is "normal", even the Psych literature points out this is a mental disorder.

References (because unlike Democrats, facts matter): Evans, W. N. (1951). Simulated pregnancy in a male. The Psychoanalytic Quarterly, 20, 165–178. https://psycnet.apa.org/record/1952-00394-001 https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/14844539/

"During an analytic series, a male patient reenacts a fantasy of being pregnant as an expression of a complete identification with his mother and as a symbolic castration for his wish to be loved by the father. The simulated pregnancy is explained as a series of events which began with the psychic trauma of the primal scene. "

I'm going to go throw up a little now...

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LadyNut85 66 points ago +66 / -0

Hey fellow faster! I'm down 75 lbs since the end of January but been struggling lately. I should make this my back ground to keep me motivated since it definitely takes my appetite away as well! 🤣😂

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no_further 25 points ago +26 / -1

The key is calorie count consumed vs. burned. Fasting, diets, schemes only work if they cause a calorie deficit. Do you count calories?

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Sphinx3peat 15 points ago +17 / -2

If you are a normal sized man, you need 1800 calories.

If you are a normal sized woman, you need 1200 calories.

Do your fasting, but throw 45-60 minutes of walking or aerobic activity and 35-50 minutes of weight training or calisthenics per day.

For 1 month, avoid alcohol, added salt, added sugar, fried foods, eating out, and wheat/flour.

Weight will fall off.

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Spartacus 11 points ago +11 / -0

If you haven’t had blood test done to check thyroid function, might want to look into it, especially if you also experience times of extreme fatigue.

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Jl123 7 points ago +10 / -3

Your body may have trouble determining when to burn carbs vs fat. Try low carb, not zero carb. The body needs carbs to survive and zero carb diets can be very dangerous and counter productive. The goal is to get your body to start using its fat reserves for energy instead of cycling through the carbs you eat then crashing

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tonald 8 points ago +8 / -0

The body needs carbs to survive and zero carb diets can be very dangerous and counter productive.

I'm sorry, but this is just not true. Carbs literally fall into the category of nonessential nutrients, unlike fat and protein which are both essential. Only babies need some external carbs (hence breastfeeding, in which the baby gets milk which has lots of natural carbs), but certainly not adults. The liver (except for babies) actually creates the amount of glucose your body needs without you needing to consume any carbs. There are lots of "zero carb"/carnivore individuals who have been going for 10, 15, 20+ years who not only do not have any related medical problems, but are doing exceedingly well compared to the average person. Nutrition studies over the decades have been infected by grain and sugar companies and vegan groups, and hence there is a lot of bias. But also many of the methodologies used in nutrition studies are absolute garbage for actually figuring out the effects of nutrition.

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ColbyP 1 point ago +2 / -1

You absolutely do not need carbs to survive. Carbs are just complex sugars. If you give it sugars and carbs it will definitely use those first as it's way easier to turn carbs into glucose than it is to break down fats and proteins. But that's counterproductive. You want your body to burn fat, not the more easily broken down carbs, and it will only do so if there aren't enough carbs to support you.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

The key for me is strength training. Muscle burns calories so by strength training you increase your bodies caloric requirements and burn fat faster. Don't worry about "getting too big" because you have to eat like a horse to do that. On restricted calories you will lean our and tone up.

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Adhal 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've had the same issue my whole life, only thing that has worked for me is Keto or working out 2 hours a day... Keto is easier lol

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LadyNut85 8 points ago +8 / -0

It took me a couple of weeks to get adjusted but now I do mostly 20/4. I pretty much eat whatever I want but I cut soda out completely. I also walk my two 60+ lb dogs daily so that helps, too!

I've heard I can drink black coffee and tea but I stick to water that way I know I'm clean fasting. It's not for everyone but I am living proof it can work for some! :)

Maybe trying adjusting your fasting times to see if that helps. Start with a longer window and work your way up! :)

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The_One_True_Fett 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't give up man. It will be so worth it when you cross that finish line.

Good luck my friend

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bluedevilga 12 points ago +12 / -0

The fatter you are, the more attractive you are to that thing in the picture

There is your motivation

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LadyNut85 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lmao!!! I think I'll go run laps for a day or two...

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

Aaaaaaannnnnndddddd we are all anorexic now

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ThyPowerToSave 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congratulations, holy smokes that's a lot of progress!

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brother_seamus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nicely done on that weight loss!

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LadyNut85 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you!

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PolishPepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Keto and IF - I lost more than 65 pounds

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Warrior_of_the_Faith 2 points ago +2 / -0

Follow your dreams.

You can reach your goals.

I'm living proof.

Beefcake!

BEEFCAKE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u171GcVX9wk

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SkullE 1 point ago +2 / -1

Try not to put your body in starvation mode. Keep the calories at the minimum. There is a fine line between body slowing down due to starvation and eating just enough.

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mo7188 89 points ago +90 / -1

Simulated pregnancy? That just sounds like something that sucks for nine months, and accomplishes nothing.

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SineTheGreat 37 points ago +37 / -0

Basically just maternity break without the maternity.

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Gyrfalcon 11 points ago +11 / -0

Then she'll want maternity leave, probably followed by paternity leave.

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Thegreatcanadianpede 13 points ago +13 / -0

He. Then he will want maternity leave

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Gyrfalcon 6 points ago +6 / -0

I should have double checked autocorrect... I typed HE

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tdwinner2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

Maybe he plans to simulate a post partum abortion.

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ARfreedom 2 points ago +4 / -2

That's my code name for massive shits.

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Burto_87 39 points ago +41 / -2

Until Men...

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womp_squared 19 points ago +21 / -2

Until sane people of all 2 sexes\genders...

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Burto_87 22 points ago +23 / -1

Until We the People

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Weallseethetruth 8 points ago +10 / -2

Fucking A right!!!! I've been saying this whole time they didn't successfully divide America... They successfully divided WHITE America!!! Also you notice how many of these faggots there are now a days?? I think they're putting something in white comminutes food or water that lowers testosterone!!! The white, Christian family is the strongest unit on this planet!! The white man is the most dominant force ever in this world!!! They have successfully turned a percentage into what's in this picture, and the other percentage to fucking pussy to put a stop to it!!!! ..... I don't know what happens from here but I know we need to start standing up and having each other backs!!! If you see black people jumping a white you better fucking jump in... If you see a white man yelling at a fag like this then you better join on and help!!!! That's what we lost our togetherness and the white identity!!!

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Weallseethetruth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Couldn't agree more!!! What is the most troublesome about it is that it's white people leading the charge!!! These self hating morons that have no idea of what true history is and have been pampered and living the high life for so long they have no idea what was suffered to hand that down to them..... It's unreal and I don't know when the turning point will be but I do know we need to be out in the fucking streets all day everyday!!!!

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Gyrfalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think they're putting something in white comminutes food or water that lowers testosterone!!!

Soy!

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Weallseethetruth 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes!!! I have noticed lately how much that shit is in EVERYTHING!!!! We no longer have fucking Mac and cheese because of it!!!! I mean that was a classic fucking meal growing up!!!! .... Yeah man it's unreal and they are making a weak ass pussy ass population that will be easily conquerd!!!!

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SineTheGreat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soy has tons of Estrogen in it (Female hormones) It's being feed to our children at restaurants, dinners and has become the new trend food

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Weallseethetruth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I totally agree!!!

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Pepe_longcockings 56 points ago +56 / -0

In his defense, he does look pregnant

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VonBustacap 15 points ago +15 / -0

A string of words I didn't expect to see together.

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rich77 8 points ago +8 / -0

welcome to clown world

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Fubardian 52 points ago +52 / -0

Wtf is a simulated pregnancy?

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AnointedVisions 36 points ago +37 / -1

I don't even really want to know, do you? It's all a mental disorder.

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SineTheGreat 18 points ago +19 / -1

I'm so glad this website exists so I can tell you that this woman looks like an inbred Shrek

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uzi5v2 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well it’s a man sooooo......

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Scroon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do no look up simulated menstruation.

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rusty_spittoon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Something you do to revitalize the attention on you when people are done giving you pity sympathy over becoming a tranny

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ippwndu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lots of ice cream and bacon.

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XirWokeMasterCuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want to see the video of him pretending to give birth. Dont get to see that kind of crazy often.

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M_A_G_A_2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Especially the untreated.

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WhoWasThatMaskedMan 46 points ago +46 / -0

Will he go on maternity leave?

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Human1967 42 points ago +42 / -0

yeh and probably get paid for it

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VonBustacap 22 points ago +22 / -0

How about sim-paid? He'll think he got paid, but not really.

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Dangerjim 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bob Slydell: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here. Bob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him, but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck. Bob Slydell: So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch. Bill Lumbergh: Great. Dom Portwood: So um, Milton has been let go? Bob Slydell: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the glitch. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally. Bob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end.

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WhoWasThatMaskedMan 11 points ago +11 / -0

He'd sue if he didn't get it and probably win.

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JigglesV 21 points ago +21 / -0

Simulated maternity leave

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WhoWasThatMaskedMan 27 points ago +27 / -0

Look at the Disney characters on the wall. This is an overgrown child.

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cherryred 3 points ago +4 / -1

I wouldn't have even cared if they decided to be a woman, it wouldn't be my business and at first sight at least they aren't doing an ultra caricature of a woman with heavy makeup and hair and showing huge cleavage like some men do. If I squint it could be a woman that needs some exercise and eyebrow tweezing.

But then they gotta test the patience I have for individual responsibility and freedom, and go full-idiot. "Simulated pregnancy". Still fetishizing the female experience. And at work? Goddamn.

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RareMillennialPepe 35 points ago +35 / -0

Yeah, I bet it's easy to "still be a busy worker bee" when you don't actually have an 8 pound human kicking your bladder, keeping you up all night and giving you heartburn all day.

I think I'll simulate a tour in Iraq and demand to be thanked for my service when I walk around in camo.

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SpeedyPrius1 34 points ago +34 / -0

How do you do a "simulated pregnancy"??? I've had a real one and there is so much more going on than a pillow under your clothing!! Nausea? Passing out when the shower water was too warm? Sciatic nerve issues? False Labor? REAL LABOR??? Pushing out an 8lb. 4-1/2 oz. baby?? Stitches???

Go play another game - this one is for REAL women!!

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SineTheGreat 10 points ago +11 / -1

She's just gonna have a really huge bowel movement after holding it for 9 months.

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ColbyP 6 points ago +7 / -1

He

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Regardless 7 points ago +7 / -0

Throwing up for no reason. Throwing up because you smelled something. Throwing up because you ate something. Throwing up because you didn’t eat something.

Those are all reasons my wife threw up during pregnancy. I’m sure I’m missing some.

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DonMother 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's it going to do at the end of fake pregnancy? Have a simulated labor?! Maybe it will demand a simulated C Section so some oath breaking doctor can give it yet another needless surgery?

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cherryred 0 points ago +1 / -1

This is where the full-term abortions come in handy.

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Krysdavar 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sitting there stinking and taking pictures of himself..is him being busy.

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tdwinner2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

Simulated productivity.

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Madnote1984 28 points ago +28 / -0

What happens at the end of a simulated pregnancy? Simulated...birth? Dear god...

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AnointedVisions 34 points ago +35 / -1

A really huge bowel movement

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dGPOFniqsrZF 25 points ago +25 / -0

He's been holding it in for 37 weeks. Such bravery.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +10 / -0

Eating nothing but taco bell

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep, an hour on the pot grunting out a massive deuce.

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freedomdogs 16 points ago +16 / -0

Seriously... please tell me our health care isn’t so expensive because we are giving this person ultrasounds or something.

Please also tell me a child won’t be placed in a home with someone this confused or ill

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cherryred 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ultra-sound. "Congratulations you have a beautiful kidney stone growing inside you."

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brave_new_world 7 points ago +7 / -0

steal a baby

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Madnote1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sadly, you are probably right. When his mental delusuon is forced to come "full-term", he will fave the sad reality that all he can birth is a steaming pile of shit. That's when the cope kicks in and he goes to steal a baby. Yep, you are probably correct.

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DonMother 3 points ago +3 / -0

Women don't choose to go through pregnancy for the fun it. It's not that fun. Holding your baby after labor and delivery is the reward. Going through a pregnancy and then not getting that precious reward after nine months is devastating. What doctors would indulge this person is such a delusion. I am curious about how simulated pregnancy comes to an end. Is there a fake labor or will it get a simulated c section(maybe linked to surgical fetish)? Dear Lord I hope no one is willing to give this person a child.

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Whirlybot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Simulated post birth abortion, most likely.

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Gesirisi 21 points ago +21 / -0

Offensive to the eye, mind, and spirit. The good book says not to judge others, but I swear for a moment I finally understand why God himself destroys cities.

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DeadOverRed 9 points ago +9 / -0

No, it says you'll be judged by the standards you mete out. I think it's safe to judge this one.

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EvJohn 18 points ago +18 / -0

That person is employed somewhere. Bet it's a treat to work there. Ugh.

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Shadilayerdip 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you imagine having to go to work everyday and interact with someone that crazy? As a woman, I think it’s offensive for a man to play pretend at pregnancy and expect others to play along. Women can actually die during pregnancy and giving birth. It’s painful and scary. This asshole is mocking us with his make believe.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 15 points ago +15 / -0

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.


Perfectly Al Dente copypasta.

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golden_trumpet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here Here!!!

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PatriotPepe 14 points ago +14 / -0

The US is a victim of it's own success. It created a complacent environment where its citizens have 'simulated pregnancies'. I'm just surprised, 'it' hasn't sued their employer for not providing maternity leave.

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georock 13 points ago +13 / -0

so..."im still at work even though i am playing make believe" wtf does that even mean? Does he have an simulated emergency c section when the simulated baby's heart rate suddenly, and simulated, drops?

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BillionsAndBillions 11 points ago +11 / -0

In the future, there will be a law prioritizing trans simulated pregnancies over actual pregnancies at hospitals, because equity. You're welcome.

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georock 1 point ago +1 / -0

send them the hospital bill, that will wake them out of their play time

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BillionsAndBillions 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will send us the hospital bill.

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Hangemh1gh 13 points ago +13 / -0

We used to have psychiatric hospitals for this.

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GoldenSpirals 5 points ago +5 / -0

This thing needs to be taken out back and put down

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3BagFullFarm 12 points ago +12 / -0

So this dude is gonna poop a plastic doll in 3 weeks...

How is this person not locked in a hospital receiving therapy for his own good and that of society?

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SineTheGreat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Times like these make me agree with racist dictators not gonna lie

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John_McFly 4 points ago +4 / -0

How did he get a plastic doll up there...

And from many of the pregnant women I've worked around, he would have been ordered to work from home for his own safety, so a real 37 week pregnant lady doesn't beat him to death in a hormonal rage over some fake complaint.

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3BagFullFarm 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm absolutely certain, neither one us wants to know.

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Gyrfalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd head to another building/floor for the restrooms. I'd never want to meet up with this in one.

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RustyShacklefordsMom 12 points ago +12 / -0

As an actual woman who had a high-risk pregnancy, a very difficult and long labor, and a complicated delivery, I’m absolutely disgusted by this ogre’s fantasy. The fact that anyone would allow this blob to bring their sick fetish into work just shows how the little the leftists respect family and the work of mothers who sacrifice their own bodies and health to bring children into this world and sacrifice their careers and autonomy to raise them.

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Brookes 9 points ago +10 / -1

Now that is the perfect example of a LARP. Unfortunately also a perfect example of severe mental illness. Please seek help dude, you’re really fucked up.

Thanks for sharing.... I think. Yikes!

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UnmaskedPatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

in heavyset older black woman's voice

No baby no, you just constipated.

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 8 points ago +8 / -0

After "giving birth" will become the NFL's "first female" nose-tackle.

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Rommsey 8 points ago +8 / -0

Gru?

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novaks47 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit, I thought that creature looked familiar!

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Whirlybot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks like Chunk Yogurt in drag.

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we_won_the_war_jack 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shrek's cousin?

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SineTheGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

No no. Inbred Shrek

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debacle 7 points ago +7 / -0

The left exploits LGBT people because they will do anything to preserve their delusions.

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katsumi27 7 points ago +7 / -0

Soooo what happens in three weeks? Does it get simulated labor pains for 96 hours? There is a machine I can hook him up too the do that.

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skyehye 7 points ago +7 / -0

omg 🙄

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SnowflakeJuice 6 points ago +6 / -0

Looks like the PA Sec of Health' s younger sister

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

They have their fathers chin, and their mothers balls.

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Nalgahyde 6 points ago +6 / -0

I didn't know Gru and Dru had a mentally-ill triplet brother. I shall call him Fru-Fru.

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Erikabodereka 6 points ago +6 / -0

What's a simulated pregnancy? Nevermind, I don't want to know. I refuse to learn any of their vocabulary. Nor will I attempt to understand their insanity.

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Mintap 6 points ago +6 / -0

Simulated pregnancy -> simulated birth -> simulated child-raising -> simulated citizen -> simulated vote for Democrats

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SineTheGreat 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

Nah man it's just gonna shit herself after 9 months

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Liberty_For_All 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm not going to Google simulated pregnancy... I'm not going to Google simulated pregnancy... IM NOT GOING TO GOOGLE SIMULATED PREGNANCY.

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Burritoqueen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got lucky when I Googled trans sim pegnancy. It thought I was talking about pregnancies in FtMs. To be fair, I had image loading turned off in the web browser when I did that.

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golden_trumpet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jesus Christ, and with the disney princess's in the background seal the creepy deal.

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Shadilayerdip 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mkultra?

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Vapourface 5 points ago +5 / -0

What manner of abomination will the "birth" involve, I failed to prevent myself wondering.

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SineTheGreat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just a huge shit everywhere. It's been holding I for 9 months.

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FullAutoFlintlock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hans... get the gewehr..

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oriosmit 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a sham. Women everywhere should be disgusted and pissed at whatever this is. "simulated pregnancy". GTFO here with that bullshit. Degenerate mental disorder. Needs a helicopter ride.

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Bedminster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mother fucking Peter Griffin in drag..in real life!

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TheEmoEngineer 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's literally just playing makebelieve. Whatthefuck?

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ztrich007 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol, they can’t even get their genders right, what makes us think they can pick the right president?