You're forgetting about the Alchemical Transmutation from mediocre to greatness that occurs inside Trump. Diet Coke and Fast Food come out as champagne with fruit notes.
Fun Fact: He eats Fast Food when out and about to avoid being assassinated by poison. Look into it.
You're forgetting about the Alchemical Transmutation from mediocre to greatness that occurs inside Trump. Diet Coke and Fast Food come out as champagne with fruit notes.
Fun Fact: He eats Fast Food when out and about to avoid being assassinated by poison. Look into it.
With the added bonus that eating fast food probably makes him immune to anything.