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TalmudIsToiletPaper 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're forgetting about the Alchemical Transmutation from mediocre to greatness that occurs inside Trump. Diet Coke and Fast Food come out as champagne with fruit notes.

Fun Fact: He eats Fast Food when out and about to avoid being assassinated by poison. Look into it.

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SordidPontification 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fun Fact: He eats Fast Food when out and about to avoid being assassinated by poison. Look into it.

With the added bonus that eating fast food probably makes him immune to anything.