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Oligarchma 24 points ago +24 / -0

Me: "I have a condition"

Bold store employee: "Oh yeah? What condition?"

Me: "Corona virus"

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Johnfox13 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol

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Two_Scoops__ 5 points ago +5 / -0

topkek

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deplorablebot 14 points ago +14 / -0

What is the medical condition that prevents you from wearing one? "I was born with blood that makes it difficult to tolerate wearing a mask. You see, I have the blood of freedom loving patriots coursing through my veins".

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Two_Scoops__ 4 points ago +4 / -0

I tell them I have Giant-Penitis

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ValkyrieHoneybadger 12 points ago +12 / -0

THIS.

I have told them to fuck off since day one.

They wont call cops. I remind them when this is outed as the hoax it is they will regret being assholes to customers.

Deep down 99% of them know its bullshit.

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love your based username! I’d upvote you several times if this site employed Dominion upvoting technology.

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ValkyrieHoneybadger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nice touch.

I "collapsed" in the office of my physical therapist when they told me I had to have one for service.

Be the wolf among sheep. This country and our lives depend on it.

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derpstater [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sorry to hear that. I can only speak from my experience.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Used to be a fun town

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. I was there in the 80s. Lol. Good times!

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UnderCoverTrumper 2 points ago +2 / -0

My VA liquor store is so gross I wouldn't want to go in without a hazmat suit.

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UnderCoverTrumper 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm in NoVa but I'm considering a move to Front Royal.

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UnderCoverTrumper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow! That's literally thrilling to hear!!! My husband and I go there quite a bit to check out the vibe and I'm so glad to hear a fellow pede confirm it's as great as it seems!!! We are just waiting to see if the housing market goes down a bit. The increase in prices has been so crazy that I'm worried it's a bubble.

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ValkyrieHoneybadger 5 points ago +6 / -1

Cause doomers like you keep playing the game and shilling it to others.

Grow a spine. The game only ends when we stop playing it.

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Tormund 6 points ago +6 / -0

This guy gets it...

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elodrian 2 points ago +2 / -0

... this just says "I can do what I want, and it's signed by you".

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derpstater [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's funny.

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Barracuda 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK! Nice one!

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ValkyrieHoneybadger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Been doing it since day one.

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UpdootVeteran 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also to add - if anyone gets confrontational, my personal favorite is to use leftest language against them. Call them abelist. Tell them their policies are not inclusive of the disabled population. Tell them that the disabled are still allowed outside their homes.

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suburbanma4trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah. My kids, husband and I are totally over the mask shit.

Took my kid to the museum the other day, said we couldn’t wear a mask due to health reasons and they just said “okay” and we went on our way.

Received some mean looks from other parents, masking their children that appeared younger than 2 and beyond but simply smiled at them when I noticed.

Oh shit people still smile? That shook them more than me not wearing a mask.

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MAGAlomaniac77 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't even say that you have a medical condition. Just say "Because I don't want to wear one".

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SnakeEyes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amen.

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FreedomFlowerDelta 2 points ago +2 / -0

I WILL NEVER WHERE A MASK. Period. Look at me all you want you fags!

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FreedomFlowerDelta 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just walk in my fren....since when do you need permission to NOT wear a mask?

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SANTONUCCI 2 points ago +2 / -0

"No thank you, I'm OK" is my go to reply.

80% of the time, that suffices.

However, 80% of the time, people mind their own fucking business...

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sideOfBeef2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had to wait in line for an hour yesterday to pick up a store order. Was the only one not wearing a mask, but no one said shit. I’m getting bolder by the day. Next time I’ll walk in without a mask and if someone says anything I’ll say “oops, forgot to put on”. Baby steps to the ultimate deconditioning goal

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Usernameunavailable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your confrontation observation is on point. I personally believe this is the biggest thing. It doesn't bode well for outcome if people don't get over it.

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derpstater [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I actually don't buy the "their property their rules" argument. Can they charge me more because I'm wearing a blue shirt? Can they make the women go to the back of the line? Can they make me get a vaccine to enter? The idea that I need to do whatever someone tells me in order to buy food is not a healthy line of reasoning. It only "sucks" because people are going along with it. If folks who don't want to wear a mask didn't, this shit would end in days.

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bill_in_texas 2 points ago +3 / -1
  • "The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the crown. It may be frail - its roof may shake - the wind may blow through it - the storm may enter - the rain may enter - but the King of England cannot enter." *

~ William Pitt

We must adhere to the principle that private property is sacrosanct. If a business wants to say that no blue shirts can enter, then they should be able to do that. Let the market decide. If all the customers were blue shirt wearers, then the business will soon go out of business.

If this happened, you'd think enterprising folks would open a store where blue shirts are welcome. Look at Parler and Gab. They're in their infancy, but sprung up as a direct result of people not liking the propaganda and censorship on the big tech social media.

Private businesses should be able to make their own decisions about what does, and does not happen on their properties. Think about it. The business pays the property taxes, mortgage, pays for the business licenses, pays the utilities, pays the employees, etc. I'd say that gives them some skin in the game to dictate what goes on. Would you like your neighbor to come over and start dictating shit to you about what goes on in your house? You pay the bills for that house, not your neighbor. Your neighbor has zero skin in the game.

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Two_Scoops__ 3 points ago +3 / -0

dude this is a civil rights violation. Just like they can't discriminate against race, age, sexual orientation, religion, etc they cannot discriminate against people with medical conditions

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derpstater [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, can the private business just prevent Blacks, Whites, Asians, bald people from shopping there? They can always go elsewhere, right? Their property, their rules?

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bill_in_texas 2 points ago +2 / -0

I absolutely agree with all of that. Look at how the Colorado cake baker has been harassed, harangued, and dragged into court over and over, in an attempt to put him out of business, all because he refused to make a gay wedding cake. You good with that?

I'd be perfectly fine, for example, if a Muslim owned business told me to GTGO because I am a kafir, or a gay owned business refuses to serve me because I am straight, or a white owned business refuses to serve me because I am black. Let the free market sort that out. We should rescind laws that outlaw all of that.

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derpstater [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

same with Germany making Jews wear yellow stars? OK, let the free market sort it out? Rosa Parks should've started her own bus company?

I understand your sentiment, but life doesn't happen on paper or in theory. This is not a college campus; there are real people involved.

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peterstrzoked 3 points ago +3 / -0

The problem with anti discrimination laws is that the “protected classes” are arbitrary and subject to the whims of our pedophile rulers (yes, rulers, they obviously aren’t elected anymore).

They are also selectively enforced. You can’t turn away a customer in a wheelchair, but you can turn away a customer who refuses to wear a mask. You can also demand they allow you to take your temperature and announce to the world what it is.

It’s okay to have a “gay bar” but you can’t have a “straight bar.”

It’s okay to have a black only university, but not a white only university.

The only solutions that are fair to everyone is to say that anyone can enter any store however they want, or that any store can discriminate however they want.

Unless you want to have naked crazy people walking through the grocery store in front of your kids, I think universal discrimination based on the business owners free market values are best, but that’s just me.

I’ve personally done a lot more shopping at Walmart, as the employees there are about as concerned with enforcing the mask mandate as they are with personal hygiene or doing their jobs. YMMV

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elodrian 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, if you actually take freedom of association at face value then yes, they are within their rights to deny service based on race.

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derpstater [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

So masks on forever? or you can't buy food? or go to your kid's soccer game? or hike in a State park?

Not sure why tyranny is acceptable. The Jews and Gypsies weren't welcome in Germany, they could've just gone to a different country? Germany had the right to make whatever laws it's citizens voted on?

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peterstrzoked 1 point ago +1 / -0

I live in a state with a statewide mask ordinance. About 50% of people wear them, maybe 30% of the stores enforce them.

We went to Florida for a thanksgiving super spreader extravaganza and I was shocked at how many businesses required masks (without any mandate), then probably 95% of people had them on everywhere.

There’s always going to be sheep - but they can only force people to do something they don’t want to do for so long, before it starts breaking down. How many hundreds of times do you think it will take for the store employee to say “put on a mask” and get scowled at/argued with, before the employee gives up and just stops asking?

I can tell you that if I worked at a retail place I wouldn’t do it, even if I believed in masks. It’s like when I worked at Best Buy as a teenager, trying to sell that garbage insurance on everything - it gets old being told no and having people get pissed at you for trying to force them to get it, eventually I just gave up. Some people live for that shit, but not me!

If we all keep not wearing our masks and resisting the stupidity - eventually they will give up. Never comply!

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derpstater [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's a fair question. But the no shoes thing is a rule that has been adopted by the entire world for 2 centuries perhaps. This is made up bullshit. If you plan on wearing a mask in the same way you wear shoes, meaning all day, every day, that's fine. But that is no future I will participate in. Period!. Nothing wrong with your logic, but the implementation sounds like hell on earth. I want to see people's faces and kids smiling. No dystopian bullshit to help keep me "safe"

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ValkyrieHoneybadger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Medical conditions are not the same as no shirt shoes bullshit.

Cower in your own corner bro.

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peterstrzoked 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s actually places you go where you pay them money to lock you in a little room for 30 minutes and you have to try and get out ;-)

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Bearing51 4 points ago +4 / -0

I disagree. Following the rules is what got us to this point. We need to use these rules they love to follow against them. They know we're lying, but what is Shaniqua at Walmart going to do? Audit my health profile?

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peterstrzoked 0 points ago +0 / -0

Shouldn’t have to leave. If you have other options that don’t enforce a mask, you should go there in the first place. Put these people out of business for being stupid. (Don’t just run to amazon either).

If you don’t have any other options, make them ask you to put it on, then take it off once you are inside, rinse repeat if someone stops you and asks you to put it on again. Bonus points: If they provide masks at the door, make them give you one, then put it in your pocket and put your own mask on.

Every time we force one of these poor employees to confront us, we are chipping away at their resolve to be the enforcer of stupid rules. They will either stop asking, or they will get frustrated and quit. Either way, it’s a win.

Spez: bonus points for wasting their masks

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Two_Scoops__ 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's actually unconstitutional and it's also a civil rights violation. Once you know this, you have all the ammo you need to fight this.