I have had the stern ‘talking-to’ by my lovely wife. She said I have more screen time logged than my 4 kids, and they all go to fake school (that’s what we call google meets). I told her it is temporary and will be all wrapped up when GEOTUS is sworn in on January 20th, 2021. She asked “if you know he is going to win, why be glued to dotWIN?”
I said that he absolutely will win, I just need to be ready at a moment’s notice in case my number gets called and i need to go scuba diving at the scene of my tragic “boating accident”, and that she would be thanking me for my vigilance and enhanced response time. It was at that very moment she removed my jnco’s and violated me in the best way possible.
(99% of this story is true)
I have had the stern ‘talking-to’ by my lovely wife. She said I have more screen time logged than my 4 kids, and they all go to fake school (that’s what we call google meets). I told her it is temporary and will be all wrapped up when GEOTUS is sworn in on January 20th, 2021. She asked “if you know he is going to win, why be glued to dotWIN?” I said that he absolutely will win, I just need to be ready at a moment’s notice in case my number gets called and i need to go scuba diving at the scene of my tragic “boating accident”, and that she would be thanking me for my vigilance and enhanced response time. It was at that very moment she removed my jnco’s and violated me in the best way possible. (99% of this story is true)