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IncredibleMrE1 37 points ago +37 / -0

One of my favorites is the flu.

"Wow, the flu cases have fallen so much! Social distancing and wearing masks is so successful!!"

Well then why are COVID cases still rising?

"BECAUSE PEOPLE AREN'T WEARING MASKS OR SOCIAL DISTA--" insert angry NPC face

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thelastlast 15 points ago +15 / -0

see: flu vaccine.

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Gooseontheloose 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's because a real flu vaccine hasn't been tried yet. This time we'll do it right.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 5 points ago +5 / -0

Underrated.

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OhTrumpieOne 12 points ago +12 / -0

I've already had it too and refuse to wear that stupid friggin mask like i'm ashamed of my naked face. Then, my dad got it about a month ago and I continued to visit and check on my parents while they were ill so i guess i got my "booster". Anyway, literally had an argument with a libtard fam member the other day:

them: well, i heard that some people have had it twice

me: well there was a not yet peer reviewed study released the other day showing antibodies 8 months later indicating that immunity could last years instead of months

them: well i saw a study that says people have had it twice

me: well the testing sucks so i'm sure they may have had it one of the two times they tested positive

them: but people that don't wear masks get it

me: IDIOT!! the surgical masks don't protect the wearer - there is NO widespread availability for masks that protect the wearers 100%! The science on covid is still developing and you can't believe anything you see on CNN. Trump won, Epstein didn't kill himself and the new world order is real!!

them: .............................

me: Merry Christmas!

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JackBurton 7 points ago +7 / -0

That stupid "People have had it twice" came from an article in South Korea at the beginning of it all where they stupidly said "We're seeing patients getting it twice!"

My first response was "This is the country that thinks having a fan blow on you while you sleep will kill you, it's bull" and sure enough they found out they were using defective Chinese tests.

WAIT those weren't defective! They purposely wanted more of the workforce out of commision!

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Tx4wheel2 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also, when my wife, kids and I all got it, my mother in law was visiting for several weeks. We were positive she got it in April, but because she had just moved she didn't have a local doctor so no one would see her to get tested, she wasn't even allowed to goto the ER bc she had symptoms. She was totally fine while we all got sick for a day or so. So I can say the antibodies last at least 7 months from my experience. Also she's mid 70's with preexisting conditions that could have complicated things but of course she survived and is still immune.

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Tx4wheel2 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahaha love the Merry Christmas jab

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OhTrumpieOne 4 points ago +4 / -0

If only i could convey through text the syrup-y sweet way I finished with that

sighs

it was great....

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ppalgansaek 5 points ago +5 / -0

As far as the, "Some people have had it twice" statement... according to Steven Crowder, the number of people who have had it twice (out of all the cases in the world) is 4.

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Gmama2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Plus tons of false positives, so they likely didn't have it one of the times.

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OhTrumpieOne 3 points ago +3 / -0

And probably have taxed immune systems

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Phil_DeGraves 4 points ago +4 / -0

there is NO widespread availability for masks that protect the wearers 100%!

Correct, sadly. The lucky folks already HAD such gear (e.g. non-disposable, "real" respirators with dual P100 carts) before COVID hit. Contractors and construction people, woodworkers, anyone who dealt with respirable-size particulates in the air.

They block effectively 100% of virus-infected aerosols, as proven by Gardner et al in the 2013 experiment. 99.97% is what they found, which exactly matches the P100 spec.

Now though, they're hard to find and expensive, yep.

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Thajugglaa 8 points ago +8 / -0

science-denier REEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Phil_DeGraves 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah yes, the bullshit "-denier" pejorative language propaganda method. Almost as useful to the left as the bullshit "-phobia" version.

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The_Big_Guy 7 points ago +8 / -1

Don't take the vaccine, pedes! Refuse the mark.

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Jobu567 7 points ago +8 / -1

Oh yeah. I won't be taking it.

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makethemwatch -2 points ago +2 / -4

lol its ok, Ill be taking it and then will b visiting my grandma. To each their own though.

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Chick-fill-eh 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sorry about the random cancer you get a decade from now. You will be missed.

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makethemwatch -1 points ago +1 / -2

Lol kind of sad to see so much bullshit like this being thrown out on this site. Come back to reality please

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Chick-fill-eh 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you would like to provide a scientific study that analyzed the impact of this vaccine over 20 years, I'd love to see it.

Shy of that, your only option is to trust big pharma is actually trying to heal you. Lol.

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makethemwatch 0 points ago +1 / -1

No 20 year study has been done analyzing whether being on a computer causes cancer either, so maybe you should stay off the internet so we no longer have to listen to your idiotic opinions

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Chick-fill-eh 3 points ago +3 / -0

There have been many studies on the affects of screens, sitting for long periods, computer usage, etc etc.

We can say with great confidence that a large portion of the population will not drop dead after 2 decades of computer use.

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Tucso 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol!!

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TheRedbeard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Top kek!

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makethemwatch 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think people tht caught SARS had immunity for like two years. There isnt any reason to believe covid would be different

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pepperconchobhar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same here when I say, "I've already had covid. You can't make me sick and I can't make you sick. You don't need to wear a mask in my house."

(pause)

"Well, it is the flu season."

That one stumped me. In my entire life, the only people I've met who wear masks during flu season are people getting organ transplants.

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Wess-mantooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had that shit. The earth will abide, i am certain.

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tdwinner2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's so funny, that you think any reasoning can work with these morons.

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