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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 139 points ago +140 / -1

In fact the people who did that for Iraq are here now!

We can just have them do a live demonstration

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HillarysStrapOn 50 points ago +51 / -1

I’ll make the popcorn

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Wess-mantooth 13 points ago +13 / -0

Put yourself through the dishwasher first at least, come on man!

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SlumberBalu 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did you just told him to fuck his wife?

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vegaspatriot1776 16 points ago +17 / -1

very true. i am one of them.

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pyongyangpothead 23 points ago +25 / -2

They also did the bullets in pigs blood thing there. Why not here?

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PeoplesRepublicNJ 11 points ago +15 / -4

Waste of Lard until we invade Dearborn.

The purpose of that was to desecrate Muslim corpses. Pigs are irredeemably unclean in Islam and as such in their belief dying in such away takes away their prospect of the 72 virgins and precludes a proper burial.

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Phil_DeGraves 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pretty sure this is a myth, and that the pig contact has to be VOLUNTARY or it doesn't count. For example, if you serve a Muslim pork and tell him it's beef, it doesn't count. If I remember right, even intentional eating of pig is acceptable if the alternative is starvation death (though I'd have to double-check that one).

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ScottyGunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell them that it was a female that pulled the trigger-they can't go to heaven or some crap like that.

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DiscoverAFire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. It's still insulting though :/

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Spikeball 6 points ago +9 / -3

Nah that's just an urban legend

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did they really do that?

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snowypepe 12 points ago +13 / -1

And those same soldiers that defended the Iraq election came back home just to have their own votes stolen in the US, what a sham

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Wess-mantooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leave us not forget the queen of battle good sir, for she has big ol' tiddies, in the figurative sense of course.

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Wess-mantooth 3 points ago +3 / -0

I only know from experience my brother, for the record the infantry LOVES the artillary, so it all makes sense in the end lol

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FightTheSWAMP 9 points ago +10 / -1

This is why the media kept fear mongering before the election. Making wild fucking claims about white supremacist militias intimidating voters. They knew they were going to cheat but didn't want anyone that could prevent it.

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CuzMerica 93 points ago +94 / -1

Looks like they are about as far away from the election workers as the GOP was allowed during the 2020 election.

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NickG 25 points ago +26 / -1

Thats so sadly funny!!

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Wess-mantooth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kentuckey windage should not be required

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DaisyWicksGhost 3 points ago +3 / -0

The poll watchers were kept so far away in Detroit, that the Coriolis Effect would have to be calculated into the bullet drop. (Earth spins under the round, thus the target is not where it was, when seen as the round was sent)

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Maga0351 52 points ago +53 / -1

I have a fond memory guarding an elementary school w/ my m16 in Helmand where an election was being held. Taliban took a pot shot at the school with an RPG, missed everyone and everything by a bit. Anyway, the chain of custody on the ballots was unbroken.

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bill_in_texas 17 points ago +17 / -0

You misspelled 2020.

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trollkin0331 11 points ago +12 / -1

On election day in Hit, we did a massive show of force. One of the only days without taking any fire at all.

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DemsFuckKids 6 points ago +7 / -1

did yall return fire though?

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Maga0351 25 points ago +26 / -1

Nah. He was so far away, couldn’t get PID on anyone. We sent a QRF. ANP ended up arresting a person they said did it. It’s like a 50% chance they just arrested some guy they didn’t like and blamed him.

I’m so glad GEOTUS is getting us out of that SHITHOLE.

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_quixotica 16 points ago +16 / -0

This needs to be in the annals of military literature. Don't want any of our soldiers a1000 years from now re-learning what kind of shithole they might be getting into. Muh bring democracy to the Middle East.

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Maga0351 12 points ago +12 / -0

Forms of government can’t be imported/exported. People develop their cultures and governments like they develop their technology.

You don’t give an uncontacted tribe nano thermite, because the chances it’ll explode in their face is almost 100%.

Believe it or not, the Taliban kept opium production and child rape in check. Thanks to our puppet government, both are running rampant.

The only quality of life improved by OIF and OEF is of the Halliburton stock holders.

I saw $50mm government construction contracts go incomplete. When I asked someone about it, I was told we didn’t need the base anymore, but Halliburton got paid 100% of the contract despite the project being 10% completed.

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glow-operator-2-0 4 points ago +4 / -0

Knowing aboit this bullshit was one reason I didn't enlist.

In any case, you guys really need to hardcore organize. Or the country you fought for is going to be another 3rd world shithole.

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Silencemennow 6 points ago +6 / -0

fuck man, history said not to fuck around in Afghanistan but Bush was like "let's fuck around in afghnerstanistan". Punk bitch we were looking for wasn't even there.

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Wess-mantooth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let the middle east live as it pleases

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Moscovium 2 points ago +2 / -0

Could you please repeat with translated acronyms for the uninitiated? Also: why the hugging in the picture? Imagine the guy on the right pinching the shooter and the shooter then twiching and missing his target...?

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Maga0351 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

Also, the “hugging” is something assistant gunners do (called A-gunners) with machine gunners. That is a scout-sniper team though, so the “hugger” is the scout. I’d imagine for the same purposes, helps control recoil, and in the insanity of a firefight and a loud gun going off nearby, it’s easy to tap on their helmet to get their attention, point out and prioritize targets, help them brace for recoil, assist with clearing jams, reloads, etc. usually in two man teams like this, the scout or the a gunner or scout is the more senior and competent member.

Note: I was neither a sniper or machine gunner, so i could be a bit off.

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Maga0351 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

Yeah, no problem. The rocket propelled grenade (RPG) was fired from far away, and because it was Election Day, a lot of people were out and about, and there was mud huts and families all over. Our rules of engagement (ROE) said you have to have positive identification (PID) before you can shoot at people. Basically, we have to confirm he’s the bad guy (e.g; we’re watching him shoot at us, or one guy definitely saw it was him that shot at us.

There was always a squad (8-13 guys) on stand by for stuff like this, called Quick Reaction Force (QRF). We usually rotated something like 9 hrs patrol, 9 hrs post (standing in a tower along the perimeter of the base) and 9 hrs rest/QRF. That way we never “switched shifts” at predictable times. We would also randomly change “shift” length between, 7,9, and 11 hrs.

Well the QRF didn’t find the guy because no one ever saw him specifically in the first place. The local Afghan National Police (ANP) then went out to look for the guy and found “the suspect” within no time, making me believe he wasn’t actually the guy.

The ANP is unbelievably corrupt and made up of the most inbred idiots ever. There were a few exceptions, but not many. We had 2 ANP shoot themselves on accident in a day window. Think about a group of inbred 14-19 yr olds from 1900’s West Virginia with no education and a penchant for kidnapping and raping random men, and bidding on who gets to rape the child brought to the their tea parties. Now picture their Muslim, and from Afghanistan. Now give them all the authority in the world over a war torn populace. THAT is the ANP. At least it was when I was there a decade ago.

Since I’m reminiscing, I will mention Lt. Dawood of the ANP. He originally started with the Afghan Border Patrol. The guy had more American awards for Valor than any Marine I met. I worked closely with him for a time, he was a highly motivated Taliban hunter and truly cared about his country and people.

I watched him cry as he tried to expose the corruption in the precinct he just took over, because he went to his superiors, and they basically told him they’d kill him if he didn’t shut up and get back in line.

Our command wouldn’t do shit about it. Someone way later told me he died in combat. If true, til Valhalla Lt. Dawood.

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Moscovium 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks so much. So they have grenades on rocket launchers? Son of a bitch! They don't know how to read or write or use a toilet, but have that sort of equipment? Sounds like Africa.

The ANP appears far worse than what I've heard through the grapevine, which was basically that they were inept, which didn't surprise me. I never understood why anybody would try to train them to Western standards, only to have them turn on us.

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Maga0351 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol they get the RPGS pretty cheap on the black market. There’s still tons floating from the USSR. Many stolen from the USSR during the soviet Afghan war.

Sometimes they were only inept. There was a Marine I hung out with a couple of times stateside. Found out 3 ANP walked into the gym in base where he was lifting and opened fire, killing him and injuring others.

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Moscovium 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn. As the Buddhists say: you can't sleep next to a rabid dog. They've learned the hard way in Afghanistan. The rest of the world should learn from that.

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Loiuzein 7 points ago +9 / -2

i think they sent a stern letter the next day actually

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BabaYaga [S] 4 points ago +6 / -2

Haha... what do you think?

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CanadianTrump 26 points ago +26 / -0

honest question, is there a reason for the arm on the shoulder? does that not make aiming harder?

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BabaYaga [S] 25 points ago +27 / -2

I think it's for the photo... notice the spotter isn't wearing ear-pro

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DiscoverAFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

If this was real they'd fully inside the window so they weren't visible to everyone. This is a photo op.

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PraiseBeToScience 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

Also they're wearing uniforms from 30 years ago but modern hearing protection . Hard to see but I'm definitely sure that's a Peltor Comtac.

The Nomex gloves on the spotter also seem like an anachronism.

Also, they're sporting well-trimmed beards. I wasn't there, but I'm pretty sure the "wear beards to appeal better to the local population" wasn't a thing until several years into OEF/OIF, so again, anachronisms.

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sth1d 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nobody hugs it out before taking a shot, this is hilariously retarded.

Also, modern sniper teams use 2 shooters and guns with identical dope. The first shot tells the 2nd shooter exactly how to correct. No need for a spotter.

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ProphetOfKek 20 points ago +21 / -1

Whoa now, they aren’t navy.

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RegularAmerican 9 points ago +10 / -1

Don't ask don't tell

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friendofno1 0 points ago +3 / -3

It’s not a mystery. Stop watching porn. It’s warped your perceptions of sex and attraction. End story.

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DiscoverAFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Women are definitely more physical with each other, but they don't throw themselves into life-or-death situations with each other.

You want to establish some true intimacy? Sleepovers have nothing compared to the trust that (can form) when you need to depend on each other to survive

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Unbent 4 points ago +4 / -0

Literally brothers in arms

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DogFacedPussy 3 points ago +3 / -0

stability for sure and non-verbal (tap) signal on ready to fire

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2ScoopsofCovfefe 23 points ago +24 / -1

Need moar!!

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Formerlurker92 10 points ago +11 / -1

Some up close teams as well

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BajoPivljanin 4 points ago +4 / -0

And MOAB to annihilate that swamp

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Formerlurker92 19 points ago +20 / -1

If we insist on having third world elections we need third world security measures

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g00se2k 16 points ago +17 / -1

Oh so you think 2022 will allow poll watchers? kek

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IncredibleMrE1 16 points ago +17 / -1

If only the government cared as much about the integrity of our elections as they do about Iraq's and Afghanistan's.

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Hatefullynch 2 points ago +3 / -1

I keep seeing this, but they rigged this as well

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Kriegson 10 points ago +11 / -1

I've actually considered it.

They've moved intimidation from where votes are cast, to behind closed doors where they are processed and no recording is allowed.

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DatPatriot 6 points ago +7 / -1

If there was even simply an officer there to arrest the stupid bitch who was counting Trump votes as Biden votes and having a cunty attitude toward the observer... even a little push back, you know? I get optics and all, but where the fuck have DHS and the fucking FEDS been? Sitting on their fucking hands so they can stranger themselves to sleep? FUCK

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Tucso 6 points ago +7 / -1

Seems legit

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Mukato 6 points ago +7 / -1

Needs to be fully semiautomatic with high capacity assault magazine clips and a shoulder thing that goes up.

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MakeFreedomRing 3 points ago +4 / -1

The new taxes just to provide voter security is gonna be unreal.

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Loiuzein 1 point ago +2 / -1

i am exploding with fury, well said

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Bonami 5 points ago +6 / -1

Or the candidates are so corrupt, elections are meaningless?

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BajoPivljanin 5 points ago +6 / -1

Thanks God now we have two Barretts protecting US: .50 cal Barrett and ACB!

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trollkin0331 4 points ago +4 / -0

Barrett > Barr both alphabetically and in potency

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BajoPivljanin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Barrett = .50 cal Barr = 5.56 dud Harris = Chinese 7.62 x 39 Biden = .22.000.000, sorry .22.000.000.000, poor riflr, pr

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FattyWatt 4 points ago +5 / -1

REQUIRED IS YOUR KNOWLEGE OF the Bill of Rights//Constitution -- Life, Liberty & Pursuit of Happiness! https://www.aclu.org/united-states-bill-rights-first-10-amendments-constitution

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AmerikaUberAlles 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Emotional fire support".

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Vla1ne 4 points ago +4 / -0

Would definitely solve the problem of accurate vote tallying. Ballots per minute would be stablized too. I approve.

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SundayGunD_Day 4 points ago +5 / -1

Not a solider, but should the spotter really be hugging the shooter?

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MSG1000 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think it’s so the spotter can yank them out of the way. You have to focus a lot to snipe so peripheral awareness is low.

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Strike_Eagle784 4 points ago +5 / -1 (edited)

Ah yes, a Barrett .50 cal, my dream gun...

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Racist 3 points ago +3 / -0

SNUGGLE ME BRO

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MAGAbeast2016 3 points ago +3 / -0

We agree in New Hampshire. If the law fails us, violence won’t.

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starboard 3 points ago +4 / -1

Would be great for audits too.

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CreepyJoesOldBalls 3 points ago +4 / -1

Lethal snuggle buddies.

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TexasPiper 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fucking send it

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Holguin 3 points ago +4 / -1

is that Bro-sniping?

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niconicoreeee 3 points ago +3 / -0

based 👍

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MoralHazard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seriously, in GA in January for the runoff elections, we need a bunch of pedes to show up to the counting offices in every county and walk in and not take no for an answer. No violence and no threats but break down the fucking door if necessary and keep watch with phone cameras rolling. Do not let the commie bastards steal the senate.

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WesternRefugee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tango down

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pepe_lover 2 points ago +2 / -0

OP = Big Dick Energy

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Bilabrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

There won't be a 2022 if Trump's not re-elected.

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Nadlers_Diaper 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you've never had the joy/pleasure of shooting one of the rifles in the M82 lineage, find a place that offers that experience and go. You'll have a blast. Seriously, on the M82A1 in particular, the sound when you release the charging handle and chamber a round is glorious. Shooting it, well, makes you appreciate that you are not on the business end of these guns.

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Error404 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine the pathetic life one has to have to infiltrate the enemy's site, and downvote the comments one click at a time. What a cuck.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Modern Problems is one of my favorite dark comedies.

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missfrew 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brothers in arms.

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BabaYaga [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

First op. Spotter was telling him "Don't worry. It's just a commie... send it."

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Pixel 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yassss

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who knows. It's a fake photo op. Either these guys are staging something for the military, or more likely they're LARPers trying to look cool, or even more likely, they're models and this is from an ad or something.

Either way, if you're a sniper, you don't hang your gun out the window like that.

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EndHumanTrafficking2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm totally in support of this.

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turdinthepunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

you need anti material for all the trucks of ballots. night vision too.

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Wess-mantooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reach out and touch faith

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Alcibiades1473 2 points ago +2 / -0

Makes you start to wonder how close we are to banana republic, really. If the election is rigged and legal efforts fail its either submit to tyranny or violence. There isn't really a middle ground there

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Need4Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would like to volunteer to be a Poll OverWatcher.

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patriot808 2 points ago +3 / -1

excellent !

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SoldierofKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice. I was thinking more like an making them count in secure facilities with overhead, casino style cameras, and live streaming it, but I suppose the threat of shooting some belligerent leftist would also do the trick.

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