"I, Prince Harry, led a platoon of men into combat in Afghanistan and then learned to fly Apaches and went back to war, wasted a ton of fools when I could have drank Kristal and wrecked Ferraris for the rest of my life. Then I made the best decision of my life when I turned my back on one of the most powerful families in the world to take orders from some middle-aged, bleeding heart, single mother. Now listen here...."