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UnknownUser1337 52 points ago +54 / -2

Fuck the pitchforks, bring back the guillotine for the communist traitors.

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DWSage007 45 points ago +45 / -0

Pitchforks are just the temporary measure while the guillotine is getting made and wheeled in.

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elodrian 35 points ago +35 / -0

Have some pride in your heritage. Guillotine's are French affectations. Americans use hangings or firing squads.

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DWSage007 18 points ago +19 / -1

While true, America's also a place for different cultures to blend together-we have enough traitors for us to use all three, as well as fitting in a death by a thousand cuts, a public draw-and-quartering, and more than a few tar-and-feather deals.

Let's make a spectacle out of it, shall we?

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RealRedneck 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe tall buildings too?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Draw and quartwr only for those that need to be made an example of. Tied alive, of course.

Hang the rest. Save on ammo.

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pnwhomebrewer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I prefer putting these people on crosses because I don’t just want to kill them but watch them suffer and deliver an utter moral crushing defeat.

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JohnMiller2020 4 points ago +5 / -1

Without the French, there would be no America. Or statue of liberty.

The French deserve gratitude. Helluva killing machine they invented too.

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elodrian 5 points ago +5 / -0

1789 was history's first communist revolution (perhaps "collectivist revolution" would be more apt as it pre-dated Das Kapital). It was a barbarous rabid dog that Napoleon was right to put down. America's framers only learned what not to do from the French. Robespierre really drove home the importance of enshrining the rights of the individual at the center of a functional republic.

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NotSorryLuvTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, those things are worse to maneuver than the Costco flatbeds that always had the one stuck front wheel.

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Deatherage__ 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'd rather give them a free helicopter ride. I hear those are to die for among commies.

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CeruleanShadow 4 points ago +4 / -0

In more ways than one...

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trollkin0331 9 points ago +9 / -0

Guillotines are used by french communist revolutionaries, not patriots.

Stick with helicopter rides.

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