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StaryHickory 52 points ago +52 / -0

35,000 employees of dead weight.

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spezisacuckold 28 points ago +28 / -0

The FBI is now the UBI.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dead weight? That's 35,000 P.A. Cash-Weight, Pede.

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DL535 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nonsense, all she needs to do is find a noose in her garage and hundreds of agents will spring immediately into action.

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ProgramNerd 9 points ago +10 / -1

If we didn't have these government agencies constantly fucking us in the ass, we wouldn't be forced to pay an unconstitutional income tax.

You could have 30% or more of your paycheck back if we didn't have the DoJ and FBI.

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ProgramNerd 2 points ago +3 / -1

Sure. Our military budget is the Biden crime family strategy on a national scale. Politicians give the contracts to their buddies, they give the politicians kickbacks in the form of non monetary bonuses. Military spending is how the government takes your wealth and redistributes it their friends under the guise of "public safety" because who would question that.

Even non corrupt military spending is unreasonable. We waste 1000x more money then we need to. I can go sell a government contractor a basic hammer from lowes for $500. They do this because there is no accountability. There never can be accountability for government military. The only thing we can do is reign in the total amount of money they get.

You will always spend your money better than the government.

Federal tax on individuals is unconstitutional and unnecessary. Instead the states should contribute from their state budgets to fund the federal budget. Federal budget should be cut down to size.

Right now we pay the states and the fed, then the fed pays the states with our money again. instead we pay the states, the states pay the fed and the fed never touches us.

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MAGALogic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now you understand what Rand Paul is talking about along with his father. Very easy to steer behemoths like this with a few bad actors. You have to shrink these behemoths and then have better oversight of the leadership that starts from the top.

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booga 5 points ago +5 / -0

To be fair, that isn't 35,000 employees waiting on a generics phone line. Still no excuse for our useless FBI to do nothing but cover for the Democrats.

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trump2036 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you think the FBI is bad, look what the DOJ is doing under Barr:

https://archive.is/eNGEQ

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jus74funpa 51 points ago +51 / -0

Call the ATF office in Harrisburg, ask to speak to an Agent (if you don't get on the phone directly which does happen). Ask them for a direct number to an FBI agent in a specific FBI field office in PA. They likely will give it to you. I have done this before with success. Just tell the agent that you are trying to report "XYZ", in this case DO NOT SAY election fraud. Tell them you can't get an FBI agent on the phone after many attempts.

Pittsburgh Group III (Industry Operations)

Area Supervisor Federal Building, Suite 1515, 1000 Liberty Avenue Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 15222 USA View Map Voice: (412) 395-0600 Fax: (412) 395-0601

Harrisburg Group II (Industry Operations)

Area Supervisor 17 North 2nd Street, Suite 1400 P.O. Box 1087 Harrisburg, Pennsylvania 17101 USA View Map Voice: (717) 231-3400 Fax: (717) 231-3401

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Groupthinkgroupthink 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have done this before with success.

Probably got sick of trying to contact the FBI without success.

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jus74funpa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually most FBI field offices are not "manned" per se. Most Agents are field workers. The ATF happens to actually have ass in the chair at the desk people in their offices.

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

But then that gets you in touch with someone at the FBI, which is an organization that is helping the dems with their fraud and helping them target their enemies. Why would you want to talk to them at all?

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sully 40 points ago +40 / -0

Office Hours: 9:00am-9:01am

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fthecoup 23 points ago +23 / -0

But then for noose reporting only.

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Harken_X 12 points ago +12 / -0

Or fake threats of kidnapping a certain Michigan governor.

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CloakAndDagger 7 points ago +7 / -0

the main kidnapper was a Trump hating anarchist

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Blurpy 2 points ago +2 / -0

They called a lid for the day.

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Clarence_Thomas 2 points ago +3 / -1

And their on break from 9:00:15 - 9:00:45

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Snake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Still a longer day’s work than Biden puts in.

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omagaman 20 points ago +20 / -0

Same office rreported a massive spike in travel expenses to countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.A..

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cablecar87 -1 points ago +2 / -3

probably his wet dream

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neverreddit 15 points ago +15 / -0

I can verify this. They are all home because of covid almost all year. They came back halfway through August after being home since March and now are back home again. No cases being worked on, nothing being investigated.

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knightofday 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im shocked, stunned even.

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Unbent 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are at home, but lurking online for Trump supporters to make credible threats of violence outside of Minecraft

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Shaffro 12 points ago +12 / -0

Probably all Chinese commies. Can't speak english.

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Blurpy 3 points ago +3 / -0

6 Ballots gets you egg roll!

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StaryHickory 8 points ago +8 / -0

She should have said she saw a racist make the white supremacy symbol out in public. They would come rushing.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean this one? 👌🏿

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine being triggered by the OK symbol, something that's existed since the 1800s

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DowsaTV 4 points ago +4 / -0

Leave a message that you saw a noose, they will call you right back.

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WorstVikingEver 3 points ago +3 / -0

Call the hate crime division and tell them you seen nooses on dominion machines

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Scrub_Anon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too busy covering tracks. Or they have been dissolved and we don't know it yet.

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2008RonPaul2012 2 points ago +2 / -0

Federal Bureau of Interference

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freespeech1a 2 points ago +2 / -0

The FBI is too busy destroying evidence and spying on patriots.

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Chick-fill-eh 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean... I would say this is actually better than acting like they are trying to help you. Much less deceptive.

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d3plor4ble 1 point ago +1 / -0

They don't have a fucking EMAIL listed on their website. They don't work for us, they work against us.

Just like the FUCKING GODAMNED IRS MOTHERFUCKERS WHO CAN'T USE EMAIL. FUCK THE IRS

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ZombieVote2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Donut run.

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Burmeister 1 point ago +2 / -1

lmao

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Here_we_go 1 point ago +1 / -0

Covid. They all got an email from someone and they had it, so they are all home sheltering in place

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Bidenisgreat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you leave a message and tell them you found a noose? Then they would call you back.

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DarkestMatt 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn’t understand it at first, and she told me to let it sink in, then I understood. Man I am so thankful for these tweeters who help me understand.

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Mark0alag0 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would post the PA FBI phone number but those goddamn faggots would probably raid my house at 4 am for “doxxing” them. Goo gobbling faggots, the lot of ‘em.

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americanjerky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Defund the FBI

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2a4life 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop expecting the FBI to do anything but hold open doors for corrupt politicians

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ironhorse 1 point ago +1 / -0

The swamp is YUGE!

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NostalgicFuturist 1 point ago +1 / -0

They were taking their 8-hour break. Federal Employees Union rules.

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NarrowboatStargazer 1 point ago +1 / -0

What did the Scottish FBI agent say?

"There's a noose loose in this hoose"...

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Bullet3250 1 point ago +1 / -0

'Shut up peon'

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry, someone had rope on a garage door again

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I-got-2-scoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

They didn't really answer for the Parkland shooter either. Expert level law enforcement. /s

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winsome 1 point ago +1 / -0

The alphabets do the investigation THEN they send it to the DOJ. DNI Ratcliffe hasn't turned its findings over yet. The CBI isn't the one we're waiting for. All the panties in a twist, take it from Catherine. https://twitter.com/CBS_Herridge/status/1333937356185997312. ~~.https://twitter.com/CBS_Herridge/status/1333937357385584641

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MrVegan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same in St. Louis. Been that way for a year!

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Ez_mac 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t care what position or side you’re on, I have a deep seeded disgust for people who use the phrase “let that sink in” online. Get over your fucking self. It’s pretentious and obnoxious. Give it a fucking rest already, it doesn’t give you’re statement anymore impact or bravado.

Now let that sink in

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lanman 1 point ago +1 / -0

FBI: Not even ONCE

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Trump_da_g0d 1 point ago +1 / -0

but, COVID.

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cherryred 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yes exactly. What if they get covid touching a phone? Then we won't have anyone to sit around and not pick up the phone.

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ClemTiger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quarantine. Wolf told them not to work

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LastMinuteMinuteMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe they are working really hard on election fraud

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YukonQuismias 1 point ago +1 / -0

Abolish the FBI

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Bigly2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leave a message tell them you saw 2 guys wearing maga hats carrying a bottle of bleach