Ridiculous!

Thanks for the satire! I almost pissed my pants! Now if you will excuse me, I need to go set up my decontamination area outside in my driveway...lol...so everyone can see me when I strip down after work!!

I was going to comment about how dumb it is that they suggest that everyone who has ever had COVID is currently walking around with it right now, but then I kept reading and realized there were just so many dumb things in this article, I wouldn't have time to write them all out.

So I'll save you the trouble of reading it -- know it starts with the above and just gets worse from there.

My goodness!