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HalfBreedSupremacist 48 points ago +48 / -0

I don't shake hands. I just hug people tightly. Then I lick the backsides of their teeth.

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TGNX 10 points ago +10 / -0

And super effective!

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OakiaPyre 2 points ago +2 / -0

I walk into the store with no mask, and no one says shit to me, ... but I'm also a huge guy, with a big beard. I get uncomfortably close to employees to ask them where something is, and aside from terrified looks they still do not try to tell me to put on my mask. I hear people whisper about me as I pass and I turn around to glare and they scurry off. Not giving a fuck is one of the best feelings ever, it gives me such a rush that I sometimes forget things at the store and have to go back in and do it again. lol

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh, I cough into their face, let them cough into mine and then we breathe on each other for fifteen minutes.

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independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

>I like it <3 <3 <3

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JackIsALarp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, Roger.