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<--- Raise your hand if you still shake hands with people because you're not paralyzed with fear over a cough that has a 99.9% survival rate. (media.patriots.win)
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– MAGA9428 10 points ago +10 / -0

Forget worrying about shaking hands, I kissed a stripper not two weeks ago.

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– Ganath 12 points ago +12 / -0

What was his name?

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– MAGA9428 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuck you šŸ˜‚

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– Ganath 6 points ago +6 / -0

šŸ˜‚ just busting your balls pede! Just remember to wrap it up.

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– MAGA9428 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol I knew you were kidding.

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– HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would love to hear the whole story!

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– MAGA9428 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, well, there's not a whole lot to it really. I see her semi-regularly and uh... We get along pretty well šŸ˜‚.

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– HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

So are you dating her or are you 8n an area that allows strip clubs to be open? Here in MN, no strip clubs because Covid.

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– MAGA9428 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I see, they are open where I am.

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– LoneStarDangler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you for your service! We love our Marines!

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– MAGA9428 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh Iā€™m not a marine, sorry.

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