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I don’t own a gun so... (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Jutts ago by Jutts +112 / -0
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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

NO ONE NEEDS A PITCHFORK! Pitchforks are heavy, they're hard to aim, and you don't need 30 teeth on a single handle. Look fat, buy yourself a double-handled rake, wave it in the air two times, and I promise you, there won't be any more trouble.