"It had been three days since TheGuy got lost while hiking. Food and water reserves were now exhausted. TheGuy didn't forage tho, nor did TheGuy even attempt to collect new water or build a shelter. To do so would be to give in to nature's coercion; to work against one's will.
As exposure to the elements, thirst, and hunger began to take their toll, TheGuy cried out to the indifferent trees "DONT YOU KNOW IM ENTITLED TO FOOD AND SHELTER? THEY ARE MY HUMAN RIGHTS!!!" TheGuy collapsed face down and began to slip from consciousness never to reawaken. Final words were muttered so softly none but the rocks and moss could hear:
"This forest is a white supremacist fascist piece of shit"

Commies... they want everything you got EXCEPT your job.