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EvensoAmen 142 points ago +171 / -29

Not necessary. We treat our patriot women with respect.

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deleted 63 points ago +73 / -10
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MegoThor 36 points ago +36 / -0

“WTF?”

-Jon

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pepe_lover 14 points ago +14 / -0

CHiPs is the proper nomenclature, this was your only warning. 🐸💖USA

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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WassermanSchultz 7 points ago +7 / -0

No Erik Estrada? Is it a remake or something?

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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traveravis 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's in it, and it's amazing

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

John has a long mustache

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300BLK 1 point ago +1 / -0

The chair is against the wall.

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Weloveflyovercountry 1 point ago +1 / -0

commies through the wire

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Maga0351 35 points ago +39 / -4

But if she asks, I’m gunna get whiplash from how fast I tongue punch that fart box.

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PoppinKREAM 24 points ago +29 / -5

Eating ass is a sign of respect. You're the one sexualizing it.

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TheViking 12 points ago +14 / -2

We also make jokes and say things like "when you're rich, women will let you grab em by the pussy." Quit crying.

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Titan42 8 points ago +9 / -1

Lol okay vanilla boy

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JoePCool14 78 points ago +111 / -33

WTF is with people turning this website into a porn site? I love great-looking women as much as the next based MAGA man (trust me I'm on the lookout for a MAGA girl), but c'mon have some decency.

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Aedenwolf187 83 points ago +83 / -0

It's the cost of having freedom of speech

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Wtf_socialismreally 24 points ago +26 / -2

This.

Just don't upvote everything; look at the content.

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bluto36 8 points ago +8 / -0

this is actually something we can all do better

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JoePCool14 7 points ago +10 / -3

I don't upvote everything. I ignore stuff that I think is pointless or dumb or downright wrong, and when there's something that makes us look like horny simps, then I'm going to point that fact out.

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Wtf_socialismreally 6 points ago +7 / -1

You're free to do that, but don't be surprised that people are also free to disagree ya know?

Granted, I do agree -- and butt holes ain't exactly my favorite thing to lick -- but I just don't care enough.

We've had four years of freaking out about "optics" and I just don't give a crap anymore.

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JoePCool14 -1 points ago +5 / -6

I'll definitely agree with you on optics. Optics mean nothing.

I just think people are too obsessed with sex. I see that as a hallmark of degenerate leftists. I used to be the same way, but once you quit watching porn and masturbating, you just find this kind of stuff annoying.

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Weloveflyovercountry 4 points ago +4 / -0

different topic than OP but it is odd that the increased availability of porn corresponds with hetero anal sex..people dont know when they are being brainwashed..btw a deflated rectum is not attractive on a woman.

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Aedenwolf187 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some facts aren't worth pointing out

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remember1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

People can get away talking shit without getting punched in the mouth

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chingchong_bigdong 8 points ago +8 / -0

some still haven't mastered the ability to use the "scroll" option...

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ifififififokiedokie 1 point ago +1 / -0

So wait... what about the shills and leftists who come here? Lol.

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Aedenwolf187 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let them shill man, we all know who is who. Censoring our opposition is no better than the left censoring us. Freedom of speech is one hell of a right and if you can't handle pressure and opposition then you cannot handle freedom. Let the bigots be known for I do not want to associate with them or something like that.

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fasterth 4 points ago +4 / -0

I dont mind, but since we're growing so big it'd be nice to have different communities.

It's not something we should bother about while the entire human race is at stake tho.

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JoePCool14 0 points ago +1 / -1

I mean, there's enough other content on here to keep things balanced. And most of this crap doesn't get popular enough.

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Jimbo_MAGA 15 points ago +16 / -1

Free speech - people aren't being censored anymore by cucked mods.

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ifififififokiedokie 3 points ago +3 / -0

You have to go back. VIOLATION OF FREE SPEECH!!!

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Weloveflyovercountry 3 points ago +3 / -0

i get it

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Boruzu 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s better than the 50 photos we had to peek through our fingers for just to avoid another shot of Hunter’s skittle-laden dong.

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Pepedom 56 points ago +59 / -3

I mean...i like her...but I dont want to lick her butthole. It would lead to a weird conversation with my husband.

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Anaconda 12 points ago +20 / -8

LMAO

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Cali_kid 31 points ago +38 / -7

She's cute af.fuck yeah ill do it

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phuckles 21 points ago +21 / -0

Would wife.

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remember1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

too late

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Spezcuck 21 points ago +21 / -0

kek

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Blueghost9 17 points ago +24 / -7

Yes, if she was freshly showered and made sure all was good.

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cuckslasher 1 point ago +1 / -0

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there is shit in my mouth

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Lowersidecustoms 12 points ago +14 / -2

I was just going to comment this 😂

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sbet06 16 points ago +19 / -3

I died when I saw this. We can use a little of this around here. Much preferred to the farmers.

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UnmaskedPatriot 15 points ago +17 / -2

Someone photoshop a Pepe in her hands, please.

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StopTheInsurrection 14 points ago +21 / -7

I'd lick it twice 😛

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TheOne1 12 points ago +19 / -7

But but but... she likes that. ;-)

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Lol_Garrus 12 points ago +15 / -3

kek < this one.

kek

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bellcurvestrikesback 12 points ago +16 / -4

Yeah hep A is just overblown hype by the libtards don't be fooled

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Weloveflyovercountry 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah so is ecoli infection and cholera.

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Knoppers 11 points ago +13 / -2

only when Alex Jones did first

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cptunicorn 6 points ago +7 / -1

😂 what

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Knoppers 7 points ago +9 / -2

wouldn't that be a story, I could tell my grand children

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CalmlyD 11 points ago +13 / -2

Not my proudest upvote.

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Jimbo_MAGA 11 points ago +13 / -2

Where is this woman's bath water? I'm thirsty!

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NeverNotTrump 10 points ago +12 / -2

"Balloon knot," please.

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T_DforTrump2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Turd Cutter", please.

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chocolate Starfish.

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Boruzu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fart box

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hectorspector 10 points ago +13 / -3

She does have that wholesome golf ball through a garden hose trailer park queen look about her that I like so much.

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jimonalimb 10 points ago +13 / -3

Patriotic duty for patriotic booty.

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blacksmith21 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hell yes! It's like a bunch of prude faggots lurking here. For God sake men, act like fucking MEN and give women what they want.

Blacksmith21's Rule: Never marry a woman whose salad you won't toss.

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blacksmith21 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly. No one says you have to do it on the street corner in front of a group of school kids,

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Cacciali_Via 0 points ago +1 / -1

Nobody cares what you degenerates do. We just don't want to read about it while scrolling through the subjects.

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chairborne101 8 points ago +8 / -0

Even after taco Tuesday

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johnqpublic864 3 points ago +3 / -0

*Especially

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Rattler1775 7 points ago +8 / -1

That's a lot of upvotes...

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Helmerj 6 points ago +6 / -0

OP misses perfect opportunity to use the word “sasshole”.

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MAGA_____bitches 6 points ago +6 / -0

Best title ever

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ANTI_Globalist12 6 points ago +9 / -3

sexist !

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bellcurvestrikesback -13 points ago +7 / -20

Check this users comment history and deport the ccp shill. They are evolving.

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ANTI_Globalist12 16 points ago +17 / -1

Are you fucking serious?? it's called sarcasm !

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mo7188 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wouldn't just lick her butthole, I'd leave my tongue in her butthole.

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T_DforTrump2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm with you.

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tiffany46 5 points ago +5 / -0

Conservative women really are so hot wow

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Alkaizer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes I would.. in Dark Souls. Try Tongue But Hole

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Titan42 5 points ago +5 / -0

Too many prudes here

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ChuckedIntoAVan 4 points ago +6 / -2

She’s trying to save the fucking Republic. Have some respect.

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TEMPLE_OF_POON 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well my grandpa always said if your going to eat ass make sure you brush your teeth before not after. Hell maybe not at all.

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Notverycreative 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never done it but for her I would make the exception.

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MAG_n_KAG 4 points ago +5 / -1

What Id do for my country...

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delriotx 4 points ago +4 / -0

This a real Patriot woman. Sexy 💯🇺🇸👍😁

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johnqpublic864 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd have to see it first. But yes.

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ALT26 3 points ago +3 / -0

If it smells like trout, eat it out. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

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unbeknownst 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aight which one of you is named Eric

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Undying 2 points ago +2 / -0

I use plastic wrap.

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me-no-likely 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha sorry, nobody gets that

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geebeext 2 points ago +3 / -1

Wtf is wrong with you lol

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LiberalTears4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

All night long

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Egg_sammich 2 points ago +2 / -0

show FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!

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Mavdick96 2 points ago +3 / -1

A little bit too far but I'd definitely take her on a few dates and see where the night leads too.

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ivana-humpalot 1 point ago +4 / -3

We genuinely do not need this

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geebeext 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed

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Fabius 1 point ago +2 / -1

I lick no buttholes.

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maxx99bx 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ve never been into the humiliation fetish but I would totally get off on this one telling me how much I disgust her. Sorry is that TMI?