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TheOne1 556 points ago +556 / -0

Obviously this fag has never been in a court. The Lawyers don't swear in, the witnesses do. What a fucking tool. When do the hangings start?

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Fluffy_Indigo 320 points ago +320 / -0

This faggot is what it looks like when you're born into a family and given a path / job that you in no way earned or cared about.

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GitmObama 128 points ago +129 / -1

He's got that too clean, Eric Cantor mannequin look.

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AOCs_tits 82 points ago +82 / -0

He looks like Pee Wee Herman. Gaylord confirmed.

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FatCatOnSmack45 44 points ago +44 / -0

Gaylord No Ballotbox

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Mark0alag0 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gaylord Fairy, the “pitcher” for the Twin(k)s.

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brutustyberius 25 points ago +25 / -0

There is no basement at the Alamo.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 33 points ago +33 / -0

I asked where the basement was when I went to the Alamo. Not a single person there got the joke. One of the most depressing moments of my life.

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RegularAmerican 12 points ago +12 / -0

Was this recently? I could see the person curating that place might not have been born after that movie was popular

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AmerikaUberAlles 3 points ago +3 / -0

I laughed for you Pede. I would have slapped you on the shoulder if I were there too.

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Moltar 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's hiding behind a mask. False confidence will destroy him.

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Redpillgirlfrommars 34 points ago +35 / -1

There is no other word for this dude than "faggot". That's the only thing my brain could produce every time he opened his mouth. Between him and the black lady autistically screeching, i would be VERY embarrassed if I was a dem. Jesus christ.

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Billybobcuccio 28 points ago +28 / -0

This kid is Italian American and it saddens me. His family immigrated just like mine from Italy. I just thank my lucky stars my family never forgot why we left Europe and came to this beautiful free country. I love America and will never betray her and I will never forget How blessed I am to be an American🇺🇸

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artman33 36 points ago +36 / -0

It's not that. It's the dem playbook. Tried to do him like Gen Flynn.

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ClokworkGremlin 30 points ago +30 / -0

As much as I love the idea of turning all the Democrats into tree decorations, this guy needs to be put to hard labor instead.

Make him chop wood until the blisters on his hands burst and he has to be fed because his arms are too tired to lift the spoon to his mouth. And then do it again the next day. And remember, he wants that to be our fate.

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wiombims 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a gross pet you want to keep. If you want to keep it, you're going to have to feed it and take it out for walks all by your lonesome.

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zooty 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm surprised his school let him stay out on his lunchbreak so long. Must be lax cause of all the covid.

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BigMikesBlackCock 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lol wut school?

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sunnyvale high probly.

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +2 / -1

Shit apples

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yanksali 261 points ago +262 / -1

Who is this little prick asking an attorney to take an oath? You can tell who the Democrats are. All are dorks wearing a mask and are rude.

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MAGAmigo 140 points ago +141 / -1

Funny thing about an attorney, you’re an officer of the court and are therefore “under oath” anytime you address a legal tribunal.

And these fucking liberal smoothbrains want us to let them run a country ....

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AOCs_tits 38 points ago +38 / -0

tRusT THe eXpurTz

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FireannDireach 7 points ago +8 / -1

Funny thing is, no. As I understand it (asked an actual lawyer while working with him), the courts usually waive swearing in lawyers, because them violating the oath they take with their state bar is just as easy to use to punish them for things like perjury. He said lawyers are held to a higher standard under their Bar oath than the oath a witness swears to.

And, Rudy was right, he was there in an official capacity as a lawyer, and not a witness. And, it's not a courtroom, and that bitch was just being a little bitch talking about swearing Rudy in. Even the chairman pushed his shit in on that.

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MAGAmigo 1 point ago +2 / -1

Aba Model rule 3.3.

Your “friend” sounds like a grade A dipshit

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FireannDireach 1 point ago +2 / -1

It wasn't a friend, it was a lawyer I worked with. Next time, read for comprehension. You know, the whole "words mean things" concept.

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FireannDireach 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ah, I see what kind of worm I'm dealing with. Take your puffed up ego and self-deport, do everyone a favor.

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zipodk -2 points ago +2 / -4

What? No

Source: am attorney

Edit: thanks for the waste of time below which in no way shows we are "under oath"... why do people have to double down on being uninformed? problem in society and unfortunately, with some people, on this website.

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MAGAmigo 2 points ago +4 / -2

Guess you have never read the ABA mode rules then? Specifically 3.3.

Lots of terrible attorneys here, this movement is definitely in good hands with larpers like yourself

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MAGAmigo -1 points ago +6 / -7

Me too, remember that paper you signed on being sworn in to the bar of your state? You shoulda read it.

No offense, but you are most likely a very, very mediocre attorney if you were unaware of this fact.

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MAGAMAN4EVA 4 points ago +5 / -1

This guy is wrong then? https://youtu.be/cTs-ZKxS9SA?t=231

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MAGAmigo 0 points ago +2 / -2

Yes.

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MAGAMAN4EVA 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy has a bit more history than you so I'm gonna go with him until I see more evidence.

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zipodk 1 point ago +5 / -4

Feel free to cite a regulation or GTFO

New York State if you don't have a preference

Literally any response other than a citation is proof you have no clue, thanks

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MAGAmigo 6 points ago +7 / -1

Here you go, faggots

And specifically Rule 3.3:

Lawyers are officers of the court. Although they have a duty to zealously represent the interests of their clients, they must do so in an ethical manner. The cites in this post are to the American Bar Association Rules of Professional Conduct. Although the ABA rules aren’t binding, every state has adopted either the ABA rules or a substantially similar version making them law in each state.

Rule 3.3 of the ABA Rules of Professional Conduct says lawyers “shall not knowingly” make false statements to a court or offer evidence that the lawyer knows to be false. The latter means even if the lawyer doesn’t lie, he cannot let his client lie either.

Lawyers, per the ABA model rules, cannot lie to a court, in any circumstance.

Honestly, this website is starting to get so toxic with you know it all larpers.

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zipodk 0 points ago +1 / -1

No shit we shouldn't make false statements but that in no way means we are under oath. It also doesn't open us up to perjury, but rather an ethics violation. One major hint of that fact is you cited a (model, not state specific) ethics rule and not a court procedure or state statute. But you'd know that if you had half a brain or half a law degree. You're a great example of larping though, so glad you showed up and both made and demonstrated your point about people being uninformed.

Edit: going on about how the ethics rule has been adopted.... and still isn't a court procedure or state statute.. why such toxic and uniformed people waste their time with being wrong and loud about being wrong, who knows. Go back to reddit.

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WesternRefugee 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pencil necks with pencil dicks

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jubyeonin 159 points ago +160 / -1

He also asks his doctor to disrobe.

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OnlyRosie 46 points ago +46 / -0

Now cough

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remember1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

But not before I shove my entire fist into your rectal cavity

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +3 / -1

That wasn't a fist;)

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SobekRa 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's corona. Now your medical practice belongs to me while you explete your indefinite confinement

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OnlyRosie 1 point ago +1 / -0

But... but all you've done is feel my testicles doc. And without gloves or a mask.

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MGP911 89 points ago +90 / -1

Is that Ellen Page?

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Registered 21 points ago +21 / -0

It's ELLIOT!

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America1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

MISTER!

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tooanalytical 3 points ago +3 / -0

IT’S ELLIOT YOU BIGGOT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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rightinthefeels 84 points ago +84 / -0

imagine thinking you could possibly know more about the courtroom than the guy who literally took down the fucking mob

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Krazykrash96 9 points ago +9 / -0

molded by it...

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PlebbitorDestroyer 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he’s here to give the power back to you, the people!

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mimefortheblind 54 points ago +54 / -0

Imagine the poor bastard who had to explain what a bible is to this mutant.....

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Intra 16 points ago +16 / -0

"It's that thing that burns when you touch it, sir..."

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BigBadJim 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought when he touched it he burned?

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PlebbitorDestroyer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Could be a bit of both.

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Tucso 37 points ago +37 / -0

Lol!! Salty

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Error404 32 points ago +33 / -1

LMAO

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monximus91 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's My Cousin Vinny level funny!

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +3 / -1

Two yutes

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gnomenclature 29 points ago +29 / -0

Goes to show how ignorant and uninformed so many in politics are. Used to be you had to actually know something about history, the Constitution, protocols and procedures. Now you get morons like this.

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MBMine 8 points ago +8 / -0

Maybe we should make them pass a test to run. Let’s start with third grade reading and basic math.

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gnomenclature 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, let's make it real. Let's make it appropriate for an adult who is going to represent thousands of people, if not many more.

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JFellows72 0 points ago +1 / -1

So 4th grade math?

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muhqtardtho 6 points ago +6 / -0

Morons like this are easier to control.

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FireannDireach 6 points ago +6 / -0

I should be shocked that state legislators don't know what an affidavit are, and don't know the rules of the actual assembly they're part of, for their jobs, and have no fucking clue how the election rules and laws in their state work.

But I'm not. That's how bad it is. This country needs to knock politicians down many pegs and remind them, they are not an upper class or privileged class. And if they're caught cheating, they go to jail. A few years of politicians getting sentences on the regular and seizing their bank accounts should straighten out most of them.

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gnomenclature 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, but let's not even knock them down pegs. Let's REMOVE them from their positions, using proper protocols. The Constitution allows for removal of useless politicians. We need to actually start doing that.

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preferredfault 5 points ago +5 / -0

He wasn't elected. He was put there by the same fraud that is attempting to steal the election from Trump. That's how morons like him end up in these positions.

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gnomenclature 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this hyperbole or are you serious? He was appointed to this position?

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giroux28_ 24 points ago +24 / -0

Unreal. Anyone have a video of it by chance?

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Magastreammedia 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's right at the beginning of the stream that's stickied

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Trump_in_2020_Pedes 1 point ago +2 / -1

Did you find the video? I'm not clear where it is (or why it isn't here).

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 18 points ago +18 / -0

Is that Ben Shapiro behind that mask?

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SludgeWarehouse 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK!

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Frog_Anne 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's just like that idiot AOC. She was in some hearing or committee thing, I don't remember, and when it was her turn to speak insisted on swearing an oath. She was told that it wasn't normally done in this particular kind of hearing, but no, she had to have it, just so she would have dramatic "taking an oath" pics for her instagram.

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Liberty5-3000 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd forgotten about that. Haha, what a stupid, vacuous bitch she is!

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Leave_The_Kids_Alone 14 points ago +14 / -0

fucking faggot. Imagine candy asses like this dipshit under fire.

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vongregormench 9 points ago +9 / -0

Did the mask fag swear on the bible?

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Guruchild 13 points ago +13 / -0

They try to use it against conservatives as a form of mockery.

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ChicagoMAGA 9 points ago +10 / -1

I've learned to never step foot in the state of Michigan ever again after just seeing brief excerpts from the video.

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Robocop convinced me. And I know it's fiction.

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

How dare you, that was a series of TWO (and only two) amazing documentaries!

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +3 / -1

Cool , we don't want you

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wiombims 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish I could say name didn't check out but alas ...

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +3 / -1

Chicago is a jogger shithole just like detroit .

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jimzumaca 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rudy makes a great point about the numbers. The left can’t math. Kind of like how they equate coronavirus cases with deaths.

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Steadfast 8 points ago +8 / -0

This guy's a prick. Jenna's smirk/smile when Rudy started talking was a 10/10 moment tho.

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Alpha_plus 8 points ago +8 / -0

That was so bizarre lol

The idiot was trying to flex and instead looked like a complete moron.

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iSignedUpForThis 7 points ago +7 / -0

He was an embarrassment.

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Mavdick96 7 points ago +7 / -0

Knew this dude was a faggot the first time I heard his fucking voice and saw he had a mask on.

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jts1 7 points ago +7 / -0

What a f ucking commie...he should go to prison with his buddy Cynthia!

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BigBadJim 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every commie needs to go to prison.

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JFellows72 4 points ago +5 / -1

Prison is a funny way of spelling helicopter

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LT_9 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm embarrassed to say that I know him from high school. He's a year older than me but we went to a small catholic school with 400 students.

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SludgeWarehouse 5 points ago +5 / -0

Was he as big of a piece of shit when in high school?

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know the answer to that is yes. Douche like that you can't cultivate, it has to be 100% natural.

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darren_buttholes 6 points ago +6 / -0

that dudes packing a log the size of a prius in his pants right now.

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ceegee61718 6 points ago +7 / -1

Uh ... he took his oath when he was admitted to the bar, you fucking twit.

I know because I took the same oath, you vapid sorry excuse for a man.

Shut up and choke on that stupid face diaper.

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Burmeister 6 points ago +6 / -0

what a moron. Actually lat me rephrase that what a corrupt moron

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Alkaizer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I dare that cunt take off his mask

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HumblePede 5 points ago +5 / -0

This guy is dumber than a post.

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golinveaux 5 points ago +5 / -0

These vile Leftists are an incompetent, narcissistic, shit-stains on society and a continued embarrassment to America.

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MAGAnic316 4 points ago +4 / -0

I demand a democrat swears on a bible without bursting into flames

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BaconBun11 4 points ago +4 / -0

face palms I'm not a lawyer and even I know lawyers don't swear in. This is a joke. What did this guy do before this job? Bartender?

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TruthWillOut 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is Damage Control. His entire world revolves around lying, and trying to smear honest people and make them seem "untrustworthy".

"Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools that don’t have brains enough to be honest."

– Benjamin Franklin

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Postal 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude got dunked on.

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Magamom 4 points ago +4 / -0

His forehead..its like God was creating an owl then changed his mind

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ARIYAPHOENIX 3 points ago +3 / -0

HE HAS GOT TO BE THE DUMBEST REPRESENTATIVE EVER!!! HE IS CORRUPTED DEEP STATE 100%!!! HE IS DISGUSTING, A BULLY AND ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE WHY THE HELL WAS HE NOT THROWN OUT!?!?!

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SludgeWarehouse 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's probably a toss up with Hirono and Hank Johnson contending for that title.

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jimbo_slice1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

The party of beta males

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Singledout66 3 points ago +3 / -0

Little faggot in a suit

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Trumpnado_warning 3 points ago +3 / -0

Leftists need those face diapers to catch all the dumb shit that spews from their mouths.

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Neveragainnora 3 points ago +3 / -0

This bloke is a joke.

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Gesirisi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some guy asked me to take an oath on the bible today. I was appalled!

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brundlefly777 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha shit, I need to watch this session in its entirety clearly. Lots of spicy bits coming out.

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Guitarscientist 2 points ago +2 / -0

That kid's an idiot. In WAAAY over his head. Rudy handed him his entire ass!

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maga_mugclub 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope Rudy sues the pants off this smug little bitch for defaming him like that.

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Skipster777 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a reason they should assign Trump electors alone.

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2ScoopsofCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

This faggot need to be punished when they violate the constitution.

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bleh19799791 2 points ago +2 / -0

This tool said our based mayor was only doing this to get a pardon!

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jimzumaca 1 point ago +1 / -0

A pardon from what?

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bleh19799791 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was a BS claim. He didnt say.

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MAGAbeast2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shocked he did not demanz it on the Quran that little fucker

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SpiroSalamar 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a dork

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Billybobcuccio 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dad Are all democrats total limp dick pieces of shit like this loser? Yes they are son.