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Roger-Q-Patriot 129 points ago +132 / -3

Melissa is my next ex-wife.

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AlphaNathan 66 points ago +69 / -3

Maybe keep one bro

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Qualityproduct 22 points ago +24 / -2

It checks out

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flashersenpai -5 points ago +15 / -20

alphas don't get married these days life's good in the top 20%

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 44 points ago +47 / -3

tbh, I imagine almost anyone, alpha or not, would be happier married to a good woman than having constant casual flings. Emotional and intellectual intimacy is at least as valuable for contentment as sexual intimacy is, in my opinion.

The tricky part is not marrying a libtard.

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Two_Scoops__ 28 points ago +30 / -2

yeah this whole "Alphas go around and fuck everything that moves" is stupid. Yeah maybe that was good when we were still cave dwelling homoesapians and we needed to breed to survive but that's nonsense now. It's proven that people who stay married for life are far happier (including sexually) than people who bounce from person to person

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OldGamerGuy 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's an age thing.

I didn't settle down until I was 35

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10MeV 2 points ago +3 / -1

My wife and I are coming up on 38 years of marriage, and I can't imagine life without her. She quickly became my best friend when we were dating, and has been ever since. I'm retired now, and we really enjoy the extra time together. Most of our friends, all married in their mid-20s like us, have done the same thing. I highly recommend the lifetime partner! The trick is to trust 20-somethings to not choose poorly...

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AlphaNathan 20 points ago +21 / -1

Met my wife at church. Couldn't be happier.

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Harambe -2 points ago +14 / -16

Yup. Get a PAWG wife that listens to your every beck and call. Food, cleaning, sex, etc on demand. Keeping a woman so satisfied she will voluntarily slave for you is way more alpha than slaying random pussy.

edit: keep downvoting losers, I've had more sex than you will have in you're entire lives kek. Less effort for more payout. Loyalty pays off. Stay mad that you fell for degenerate culture

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The_Big_Guy 5 points ago +5 / -0

What's a PAWG?

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Unhappymeal 2 points ago +4 / -2

Phat ass white girl. Not some freaking chunk but a girl with hips and an ass.

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Turtleavacado 23 points ago +23 / -0

The ultimate alpha has a based wife and cute pedes running around.

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miapede 27 points ago +28 / -1

My wife randomly asks me every couple of days if it's ok to start hunting communists. I'm starting to think she may be looking forward to it more than I am.

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ObviousStatementMan 13 points ago +13 / -0

You just described me...

Last night my wife said: "You were right this whole time. These people all need to die. There is no other way." [Re: Deep State and MSM and ultra-lib-elites]

Over the weekend my children made a song, and performed it in front of the whole family... the chorus was: "Joe Biden ain't a Democrat, he's a good-for-nothing-Demon Rat!"

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pepperedtrail 13 points ago +13 / -0

Not in the current dating climate which encourages sleeping around and government funded single mothers.

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Unbent 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unless you are a professional athlete with a dozen baby mommas getting fat CS checks, you've just told your audience that allows you to afford this to fuck right off, and they take you up on it.

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wantsomegetsome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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Beegie 16 points ago +17 / -1

Don't piss her off. You might wake up a transitioned woman

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RentFree2020 7 points ago +8 / -1

Dominion scale....she's a 12 out of 10.

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ObviousStatementMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

12.7*

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Coitus_The_Swamp 5 points ago +6 / -1

kek

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juicemoney9 5 points ago +6 / -1

Back off bro you can’t take her from me

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EyesInTheHills 76 points ago +77 / -1

The walking, embodiment of "Don't Tread On Me." She took zero shit from the committee.

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GrimmJack 17 points ago +18 / -1

They are her direct local Representative's, she got their attention and treated them like they all deserve to be treated.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 13 points ago +14 / -1

https://youtu.be/eUjTOSDZ0BE

She goes on when the clock in the bottom left says 7:36

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PaleIsTheNewTan 58 points ago +60 / -2

Not gonna lie. I legit want to date this woman

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chopz 20 points ago +22 / -2

I kinda WANT her to smash my heart

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PaleIsTheNewTan 14 points ago +16 / -2

Right? Please ruin my life Miss Carone 🤣🥰🥰

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infojunkie07 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shes got a great head of hair. But I feel like i'd have to carry all my receipts around her.

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SonomaGA 47 points ago +48 / -1

Even Rudy couldn’t tame this wild beast. WELL DONE.

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Two_Scoops__ 5 points ago +5 / -0

she has 2 kids...

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wantsomegetsome 1 point ago +1 / -0

Abury Huff enters chat

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Two_Scoops__ 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol does he have lots of kids?

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p3rsonman 27 points ago +28 / -1

BASED SPIRAL-HAIRED BOOMSTRESS

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4republic 20 points ago +20 / -0

Rudy's favorite movie, as he described in AZ hearing, is MY COUSIN VINNY... I'm sure he loves this! She's basically Marisa Tomei from that movie

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darthmatt005 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh my god you're freaking right.

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RentFree2020 18 points ago +20 / -2

She's a honey badger.

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HillarysDrunk 0 points ago +1 / -1

I love them like this

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gamingthisandthat 12 points ago +14 / -2

I LOVE HER SHES A PEDE

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Cryptify 9 points ago +11 / -2

She deserves a good strong Pepe to protect her and treat her like the true Pede she is!

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ObviousStatementMan 3 points ago +4 / -1

This is the way.

But what Pepe deserves such a wild Pede? She cannot be tamed. She is the Apex Pede.

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wantsomegetsome 8 points ago +9 / -1

she has ass and spice for dAyyYYssS...I would PAY 100.00 to see her fight that load mouth C.A johnson...notice how she didn't come at her like she did the sweet lady before her! I was yelling at the TV! fucking makes me soon mad... I hope she has protection that botch wanted her FULL NAME for a reason!

MAGA!

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wantsomegetsome 2 points ago +2 / -0

love it!

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MAGA_____bitches 7 points ago +9 / -2

She is a wacko.

Would bang 10/10

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Guffman 3 points ago +4 / -1

If she's wacko, so am I. And so's my wife.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +2 / -1

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.

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HillarysDrunk 3 points ago +3 / -0

You gotta know how to calm them

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BidensCareTaker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny enough my experience is the ones like this need a good romp to settle em down. Which is actually a great thing if you think about it

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ChimpZilla 6 points ago +7 / -1

Give this woman a machete and a room full of demon-rats !

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PaleIsTheNewTan 5 points ago +6 / -1

Supernatural, is that you?

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ProfPeterBoyd 6 points ago +7 / -1

If I open a new TDW account using dominion software, can I upvote this 600K times within a few seconds??

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tfinley 5 points ago +6 / -1

Excellent!

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 5 points ago +6 / -1

In all seriousness - she said she couldn't get a job because of this - anybody have an opening in IT for her?

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SludgeWarehouse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty sure Guiliani is going to hook her up with some work when this is all over.

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mercynurse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beehive Hair!

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SludgeWarehouse 1 point ago +2 / -1

I fucking love beehive hair. Wish more ladies would do it.

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Burmeister 3 points ago +3 / -0

hehe so true.

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ManBearPigIsReal 2 points ago +3 / -1

Super Karen, but in a good way

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MARXIST_SLAYER 2 points ago +3 / -1

she is so hot

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yesssssss!!! Blonde bee hive is kicking ass she filled with Legogo gadget Dragon ENERGY!!!! Bless her! This Shit is GOLD! <3 MAGA2020

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Itsme622 2 points ago +3 / -1

Anyone have a job for this brave Patriot woman???

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RonPaul888 1 point ago +2 / -1

KEK!

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KARamerica 1 point ago +3 / -2

She kicked ass.

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please stop with these memes. I can only download so much.

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Desert_Covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

ay rub shrutty ribrarian

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Thedude2283 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can read this in her voice and it still makes me erect! I love this woman and Hema, definitely hotties for trump and better looking than blonde hair on a bitter black woman. Is that cultural appropriation? 🤔

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theglynn 1 point ago +3 / -2

Somebody hire her

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MAGAbeast2016 1 point ago +1 / -0

Her rope a dope strategy worked well on the Dems

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Twalt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Majority of comments about her online were about she seemed drunk. Not about her testimony. Now, after listening myself, I don’t get it. Nervous, rightfully so, but slurring words and incoherent? No wonder she said Democrats like ruining people’s lives. They proved her point.

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concealedaces 1 point ago +6 / -5

She's probably one hell of a good time if you know what I mean😉

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Trump2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pinball, pool and PBR!

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concealedaces 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't drink, but I'd buy her as many as she wanted😍

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

😀

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MAGASquatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

😆 🤣 😂

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Comntrinchief 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek. Captures her perfectly. Well done.

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Beegie 1 point ago +4 / -3

Don't piss her off. You might wake up a transitioned woman.

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Nrdrsr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Given the risk to her personally, it may even be a smart disguise. Beehive your hair, talk a bit unusual and wear thick glasses. I suspect it's an act.

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Aeneas_Troy 1 point ago +2 / -1

I feel a Texan spirit within her.!

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Scomo 1 point ago +2 / -1

I want to find this womans husband, shake his hand, buy him a beer and ask him where these girls are made.

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Vince_Fosters_Shoe 1 point ago +4 / -3

MARRY ME

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dnewlander 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh, my gosh. I want to fuck her.

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knnbccb 0 points ago +3 / -3

I wanna grab her big hair, and grab it hard.

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NancysIceCream 0 points ago +1 / -1

Be my new Bestie!! 💜💜💜

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Trump2024 0 points ago +2 / -2

My eyes fluttered when I imagined she was saying that to me. Take me and do whatever your perverted heart desires!

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Rotking 0 points ago +1 / -1

Believe all women

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DavidFoster -1 points ago +3 / -4

Slowly let your hair down as you ride me cowgirl style.