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magabirdlady 419 points ago +420 / -1

What a joke this whole circus is. I feel like I am having a long nightmare.

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grndmrshlgando 222 points ago +223 / -1

79 days of hell. we're a little over a quarter of the way through. buckle up sonny jim shit is going to get crazier by the day

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Dereliction 114 points ago +114 / -0

This isn't hell. It's just the waiting room.

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InfoWarrior2020 46 points ago +48 / -2

Worse than hell loll

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RenaissanceOfHope 12 points ago +12 / -0

What happens after the 79 days?

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AngelMark 8 points ago +8 / -0

Inaguration

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NarrowboatStargazer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Insurrection

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TrumpTrainChoooChoo2 54 points ago +54 / -0

Did Alex ever get past the 79 days of hell to say what’s after? At this point he’s truly prophetic.

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donjongun 55 points ago +56 / -1

He said that the United Nations is going to end up occupying the US after Trump doesn't concede

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SquareSaltine 75 points ago +75 / -0

Everyone gets to start a blue helmet collection

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golinveaux 29 points ago +29 / -0

Can't wait!

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Monkey_Scrotum_Fever 25 points ago +25 / -0

gonna be hard with a big hole leaking your soup out of

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Happyass84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pro tip. Before leaving the body behind, grab the dildo out of their pocket, and plug that hole...

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Yunogood 4 points ago +4 / -0

THAT HELMET'S GONNA MAKE A NICE BOWL FOR YER BRAINS

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rootGoose 14 points ago +14 / -0 (edited)

The Germans [were] formidable [so] their helmets were worthy of collection.

The blue helmets are just a bunch of rapist.

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TheNotSoEvilEngineer 4 points ago +5 / -1

Blue? They should have a nice coating of red on them.

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Varangian 3 points ago +4 / -1

Pink mist

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LirukDatan 17 points ago +17 / -0

With what army, though?

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2ScoopsofCovfefe 26 points ago +26 / -0

Ooooh thats right ... You aint got an army!!! You know what i would do if i didnt have an army?? I would SHUT.... THE ..... FUCK.... UP

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womp-womp-twice 3 points ago +3 / -0

thanks, fren! 😁 hilarious still

here the link with the start set to the "UN" part: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DLuALBnolM&feature=youtu.be&t=174

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ParadigmShift2070 13 points ago +13 / -0

Un peace force, aka African rape force

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LirukDatan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Have you ever heard of the UN forces being anything more than observers? I'm not even sure they were ever involved in actual firefights. They probably only ever shot their guns on the range.

I would like to see them try. How their "military genius" will hold when every red blooded American is armed and going for their heads.

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muhqtardtho 4 points ago +4 / -0

Totally have. This was in an anime called Ghost In The Shell tho. It was funny watching futuristic racism when the brits and the japs were talking shit to each other while being pinned down by a sniper.

GITS:SAC S02E14

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ninja009 5 points ago +5 / -0

Visit the local gun ranges in the country. Back in the day they were called revolutionary patriots. Farmers, smiths, housewives by day and .... well the history. That Army, only modern form.

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LirukDatan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm confused. Are you saying that the UN that is going to occupy the US is composed of revolutionary patriots? The useless blue helmets that do fuck-all wherever they are in the world? I wouldn't go that far. I wouldn't go that far at all.

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Pedeville 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think he means that those are the ones the blue helms will be fighting

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ninja009 2 points ago +2 / -0

No , i misunderstood the post I was replying to. I thought the question was a "who would stand up to the pukes in blue helmets", my answer "revolutionary patriots".

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EtTuRINO 9 points ago +9 / -0

The UN won't do shit, especially risk its existence.

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Allyourbase 5 points ago +5 / -0

No way with our navy air force army national guard militia minute men and a sniper behind every blade of grass.

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richgoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think in this scenario our military is deeply divided and in effective at corralling 20-30millions armed patriots

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SemperFidelis231 2 points ago +2 / -0

How, exactly? The US is almost the entire UN military force. I mean Christ Almighty France couldn't even invade Mali when Mali INVITED them in. They had to beg for help from us.

No one else on the planet can move an army across continents. No one has the ships, or aircraft, to make any sort of invasion across anything other than immediate land borders viable.

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bellcurvestrikesback 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's up to us

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 48 points ago +48 / -0

Actually, those boots are pretty solid.

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DebunkTheLeft 37 points ago +37 / -0

Funny how the exact same thing happened to Sodomayor during her confirmation, broke her ankle. Like they made a deal with the devil or something.

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LoobintheToobin 11 points ago +11 / -0

You’ve noticed a sign! The devil demands the ankle! Lol that's a good one. Anything is possible

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TangerineShine 8 points ago +8 / -0

Maybe the commies operate underground using a network of orthopedic surgeons

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AT_Finn 4 points ago +4 / -0

At this point, nothing would surprise me

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the-new-style 5 points ago +5 / -0

then: Hillary & John McCain
now: Biden & Cindy McCain

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liberty4alll 7 points ago +8 / -1

It’s about ankle strength not boot strength. If your ankle was truly broken, it doesn’t matter if your boots were made of bricks, you shouldn’t put your weight in it.

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Centipede420 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would also think it would just be a natural reflex to avoid stepping out of the car onto your bad foot.

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lilpal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, it would hurt!

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SnowflakeJuice 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's true, I have seen people wearing these who walked around with them like normal. I think the bigger issue is what is going on with his brain, not his foot

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Nibba 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am a broken foot survivor. I was not allowed to put weight on my foot for like 3 weeks while in a cast. Casts are pretty solid too...

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BabyPede 0 points ago +1 / -1

I broke my middle toe once by slamming it into a couch leg on accident. Couldn't do anything more than tape it. There was no way I was putting my full weight on it until my leg stopped spasming from pain while limping. No way he would be walking properly with a broken foot...

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ileantotheright 19 points ago +34 / -15

Steve Pieczenik is saying biden is wearing an ankle monitor lol https://banned.video/watch?id=5fc6cd4cb4b7ac58e58ffc81

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theoriginaldeeco 36 points ago +39 / -3

This is the same guy that reported the isotope watermark ballots, he's full of bs

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bellcurvestrikesback 21 points ago +25 / -4

This dude is cia disinfo

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DefaultFreedom -7 points ago +1 / -8

I think Alex could be too. Don't trust Bill Hicks.

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Circuspanda 2 points ago +3 / -1

24/7 secret service and he’s wearing an ankle bracelet. Not even logical.

It’s a funny meme, that is all.

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dontCensorMeBro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't ditch secret service, like Bill Clinton did as a president when flying on Lolita Express?

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Circuspanda 5 points ago +5 / -0

He had to sign a waiver when he did. Bonging even says there should be a record of that from SS

All I’m saying is there not going to use an ankle bracelet. US Marshall’s 24/7 if anything.

What the hell is an ankle bracelet going to do? If he wanted to escape you could cover it with shielding and/or cut it off during your escape.

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Centipede420 1 point ago +1 / -0

These were my initial thoughts. Ankle monitors aren't very meaningful in regards to those above the law.

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YUNG_GUAC 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can't agree enough. We are seriously on another wavelength than these demons.

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2a4life 7 points ago +7 / -0

haha, I know that feeling

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MYNAMEISBETTY 152 points ago +153 / -1

Fuck the boot. What about them Peter Pan shoes he got on. Nice boot though. They’re all the rage right now

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Rattler1775 40 points ago +40 / -0

All the rage in China and Europe I'm sure.

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jdog 25 points ago +25 / -0

Come on man! They're Italian.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is that a Tommy Boy reference?

"These shoes are Italian. They're worth more than your life."

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jdog 6 points ago +6 / -0

"It's got to be your bull"

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itsokaytobereggie 7 points ago +7 / -0

Y u no like-a my flippaaaaz? Inbetweeners ftw.

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Pedeville 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those English low budget looking comedy shows like the inbetweeners and peep show are so fucking gold

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Orwellthatendswell 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you like those, I'd also recommend anything with Alan Partridge in.

"I'm Alan Partridge" is likely the best.

Father Ted is also gold.

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2008RonPaul2012 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden going full Caligula

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kanklesmustswing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chinese knock offs

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Meme_war_ii_vet 11 points ago +11 / -0

He doesn't have the manual dexterity to tie shoes

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Vests123 7 points ago +7 / -0

Does he even remember he has a boot on?

I know his dementia comes and goes depending on day and time.

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MegoThor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Slip-ons because Pedo Joe can't tie his shoes.

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BritGroyper 5 points ago +5 / -0

WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE?!

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YUUUUGETURDS 138 points ago +140 / -2

Those walking boots are legit. My wife shattered her foot and severely stretched ligaments in her opposite ankle and I had just gone through a microfracture surgery on my knee. She was able to walk with two boots on to take care of me fairly pain free with one of those puppies. They are a god send. I thought it was more fake that he was limping coming out of the hospital.

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chopz 44 points ago +44 / -0

I would have to watch him walk on it to call bullshit but I can speak from experience since my foot got crushed, and I was running around in my boot after a week. And that's the old style boot...

I still think it's an ankle monitor though

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Parkyr413 32 points ago +32 / -0

That (supposedly reputable) Chinese guy said he requested a pardon and less than 48 hours later he is getting put in a boot under suspicious circumstances and his media shadows weren’t allowed near the facility. Nothing is coincidence, something is up.

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brundlefly777 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think you may be right.

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Hatefullynch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dog psychic, then he injured his foot the day after by the same dog

Its a bracelet

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YUUUUGETURDS 20 points ago +20 / -0

For sure! As soon as I saw him limping, I thought, BULLSHIT!

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preferredfault 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it's more likely he got a blood clot removed from his foot. Biden isn't exactly the most active person, and we've literally seen him get blood clots in his eye on live tv. The boot is just to cover up the surgery they needed to do on his foot.

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PoohClimbsTrees 15 points ago +15 / -0

I did not see the limp leaving the hospital video, but my wife walked gimpy mainly because of the way they make you shorten your stride.

Your wife sounds amazing to have done all that with two of them on. Shout out to her!

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4republic 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was just going to say that. Hate to rain on this parade but had a broken foot this summer and was able to walk just fine on boot with shattered bones, even though I could barely limp along without it. It complete isolates the foot and associated soft tissues.

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deyturkurjerbs 77 points ago +77 / -0

Coming from someone that was a provider in orthopedics..Most orthopedic surgeons will place any lower extremity fracture on crutches for the first week as well as the boot. Especially in an osteopenic 80 year old. This is not real.

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soapyballotjurybox 5 points ago +5 / -0

Love the expert pedes

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eagleheart585 4 points ago +4 / -0

My thought was either his foot isnt broken or he is incredibly stupid

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Nfish20 31 points ago +32 / -1

Ankle monitors in all cases.

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muhqtardtho 8 points ago +8 / -0

It had information that could lead to hillary clinton's arrest duh.

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Harper42190 [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's a fashion trend I think.

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TrumpVictorious 44 points ago +44 / -0

Wait till the boot switches to his other foot. 😱

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KillaryBillary 5 points ago +7 / -2

If you're talking about mccain could it have been possible the image was mirrored? I don't really know much about it.

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preferredfault 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nah he literally admitted it switched.

"Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) on Thursday clarified that his walking boot is on his right foot, adding that he switched it to his left to give it a break."

This was reported on the Hill. So it was totally not a mirrored image.

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muhqtardtho 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's what happens when autists say hmm maybe it's photoshopped bait? Lets do some digging and found out which wrist his watch is always on and if that was also flipped. Turns out it wasn't and then thehill pumped out some disinfo to memory hole it.

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PoohClimbsTrees 34 points ago +34 / -0

My wife who just got out of her boot for a broken ankle could not have done that so soon after her break.

That said those boots are mind blowingly effective.

I was amazed at what she could do so quickly. Putting her full weight look a few weeks at least.

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KeepCoom 30 points ago +31 / -1

So ankle monitor it is then. I guess he'll go through some under-the-radar military tribunal and end up dead in a month.

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Harper42190 [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

What would happen if the same happened to Kamala? Lol does anyone know?

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KeepCoom 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think the public would be too wary of bulges at the ankle and broken feet among prominent figures.

A foot fracture here and there, okay. Fine. When there is an epidemic of foot fractures, pretty sure everyone will know what's going on.

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silentsupporter 14 points ago +14 / -0

But it’s be hilarious, you gotta admit that haha

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Bundleshee 25 points ago +25 / -0

Showed this to my friend who is a podiatrist. He laughed and said no way in hell is that foot fractured. He said that if this was weeks after the injury maybe but not days.

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wonderfulusa 19 points ago +19 / -0

No, I wouldn't. .... But give PedoJoe a break since he has dementia and he forgot it was broken.

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StrangeAnimal 16 points ago +16 / -0

Come on man! Stop paying attentilumnizine.

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RedPill78 14 points ago +14 / -0

Get your facts right! It's a HAIRLINE FRACTURE. Nice catch. Too true.

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IHatePedophiles 12 points ago +12 / -0

Shouldn't his boot be on his head if it was a HAIR line fracture?!

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Loiuzein 5 points ago +5 / -0

Booooooo

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IHatePedophiles 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll be here all night!

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GoldenHurrdurr 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's more fun to think it's an ankle monitor.

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19American62Woman 12 points ago +12 / -0

By the look on the guy’s face who’s holding the door, he isn’t buying it either!

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Sargentpilcher 11 points ago +11 / -0

I recently broke (Fractured, but a fracture is medically considered a break), and I COULD NOT walk on it for AT LEAST a week. I had to use crutches and hop around everywhere.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 10 points ago +11 / -1

Maybe it's to hide the ankle monitor?

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Haven91 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think he forgot he broke his foot.

"He's totes hurt, guys. I swear."

*Good grief...

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Drinkup4 8 points ago +8 / -0

He has two masks on. He probably isn't getting enough oxygen to know he is in pain.

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ClarenceBeeks 8 points ago +8 / -0

Depends on what he broke but this is completely impossible for a month+ with multiple breaks in the leg bone. He'd be elevating 24 hours a day. No weight. Zero. If it's a some toes then maybe. How does a dog break your toe?

Sauce: lots of broken extremity experience.

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kittydoses 8 points ago +8 / -0

why two masks?

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Pedeville 3 points ago +3 / -0

So its harder for cameras to pick up all the stupid shit he says

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benjamin_spankline 1 point ago +1 / -0

If 2, why not 3?

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Rushock 7 points ago +7 / -0

Does he always wear warlock shoes?

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DiamondsOnTheFloor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good question.

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Alphahorizon 7 points ago +8 / -1

Sure you would. If it wasnt broken and just holding a monitor.

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Patriot4ever2020plus 7 points ago +7 / -0

One suit but 5 mansions. They mock us to our faces. If this pervert ascends yo the WH it’s curtains for US. I’ll say it one more time until we get it right. REVO DAMN LUTION

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Johnkimble111 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, if I had dementia.

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Commence 6 points ago +6 / -0

Blaming it on the dog is such a typical behavior for a coward, repulsive.

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JFellows72 1 point ago +1 / -0

How the frick do you trip on a dog an break your foot and not your hip or shoulder or something

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CaptainButthurt 5 points ago +5 / -0

As someone that broke his own foot recently, it depends which bone you broke. I walked around with a sandal type wrap instead of a full boot because its easier. But after the first few days, yes you can definitely put full weight on it depending on how you stand. My 5th metatarsal was broken so I had tk shift my full weight inward and not lean too much to one side else it was painful.

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Dereliction 5 points ago +5 / -0

He doesn't even know he has feet.

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trueluk 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yes, you do put your weight on the foot in the boot. That's sort of the point of the boot. Depending on the severity, doctors may recommend crutches and keeping the weight off for a few days, but then they will insist on no crutches and putting weight on the foot.

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MAGALogic 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is so fake. Even with a boot you would not do that.

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Ivleeeg 5 points ago +5 / -0

Would have to see the video to be sure, but this looks pretty damning.

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Losing weight, looks close to kicking the bucket. Also his actual shoe on the left foot looks gay as fuck.

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happyfeetmah 4 points ago +4 / -0

He is wearing 2 masks for extra support :)

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GBA4ever 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe doesn’t know he’s walking on the boot.

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FattyWatt 4 points ago +4 / -0

NEVER, For him, there's no foot pain.----The BOOT isfor hiding an ankle monitor/bracelet ---legally, they're tracking pedo-JOE.

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handpeople 4 points ago +5 / -1

If I was a body double covering for murdered CIA agent wearing an anklet I would.

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MYHM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Murder is not what you call it when spooks are killed by patriots.

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JerryJerryJerry 3 points ago +3 / -0

The pharmacopeia that is his bloodstream says "I got hairy legs."

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

All a show.

Have to get the NPCs used to the idea he has problems so they will gleefully accept the UN's Kamala Harris.

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BillGateCanSuckIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's got a tracking anklet on, change my mind

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Bravo1 3 points ago +3 / -0

He forgot which leg was broken...come on man!

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Tacitus1963 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pedo Joe with his ankle monitor just like John McShame and Killary had.

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Hotlanta 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably doesn't remember he has an injury

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POTUS_DonnieJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

When Trump is found the rightful and lawful winner, Xiden should be forced to pay back the government for all the Secret Service protection he’s been getting. Of course that won’t happen (the payback part), but one can dream.

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DeplorableMimi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Having worn a boot for 8 months when I broke my foot, no way I believe it's broken. Those boots are quite heavy and painful when your foot is swollen. It's been less than a week. You spend most of that time with ice on it. Maybe he has amazing pain medsand that is why

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Sherlocks_Pocket 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nixon called those type of shoes faggy lol How politics changed

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RedFemmeRedemption 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

He’s a lying dog-faced pony soldier!!!!!!!!

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LoobintheToobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh yeah, definitely broken. As broken as the current election... to a commie. One and the same. A lie is a lie and they love them some lies.

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NazisWereSocialist 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be fair Joe Biden is retarded...but honestly I’m almost surprised he can still walk on his own like that.

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LucianBaumCox 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially at his age I wouldn’t...

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The_banned 2 points ago +2 / -0

He just forgot his foot was broke lol. Simple mistake.