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donjongun 55 points ago +56 / -1

He said that the United Nations is going to end up occupying the US after Trump doesn't concede

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SquareSaltine 75 points ago +75 / -0

Everyone gets to start a blue helmet collection

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golinveaux 29 points ago +29 / -0

Can't wait!

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Monkey_Scrotum_Fever 25 points ago +25 / -0

gonna be hard with a big hole leaking your soup out of

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Happyass84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pro tip. Before leaving the body behind, grab the dildo out of their pocket, and plug that hole...

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Yunogood 4 points ago +4 / -0

THAT HELMET'S GONNA MAKE A NICE BOWL FOR YER BRAINS

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rootGoose 14 points ago +14 / -0

The Germans [were] formidable [so] their helmets were worthy of collection.

The blue helmets are just a bunch of rapist.

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TheNotSoEvilEngineer 4 points ago +5 / -1

Blue? They should have a nice coating of red on them.

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Varangian 3 points ago +4 / -1

Pink mist

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LirukDatan 17 points ago +17 / -0

With what army, though?

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2ScoopsofCovfefe 26 points ago +26 / -0

Ooooh thats right ... You aint got an army!!! You know what i would do if i didnt have an army?? I would SHUT.... THE ..... FUCK.... UP

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womp-womp-twice 3 points ago +3 / -0

thanks, fren! 😁 hilarious still

here the link with the start set to the "UN" part: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DLuALBnolM&feature=youtu.be&t=174

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ParadigmShift2070 13 points ago +13 / -0

Un peace force, aka African rape force

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LirukDatan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Have you ever heard of the UN forces being anything more than observers? I'm not even sure they were ever involved in actual firefights. They probably only ever shot their guns on the range.

I would like to see them try. How their "military genius" will hold when every red blooded American is armed and going for their heads.

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muhqtardtho 4 points ago +4 / -0

Totally have. This was in an anime called Ghost In The Shell tho. It was funny watching futuristic racism when the brits and the japs were talking shit to each other while being pinned down by a sniper.

GITS:SAC S02E14

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ninja009 5 points ago +5 / -0

Visit the local gun ranges in the country. Back in the day they were called revolutionary patriots. Farmers, smiths, housewives by day and .... well the history. That Army, only modern form.

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LirukDatan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm confused. Are you saying that the UN that is going to occupy the US is composed of revolutionary patriots? The useless blue helmets that do fuck-all wherever they are in the world? I wouldn't go that far. I wouldn't go that far at all.

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Pedeville 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think he means that those are the ones the blue helms will be fighting

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ninja009 2 points ago +2 / -0

No , i misunderstood the post I was replying to. I thought the question was a "who would stand up to the pukes in blue helmets", my answer "revolutionary patriots".

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EtTuRINO 9 points ago +9 / -0

The UN won't do shit, especially risk its existence.

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Allyourbase 5 points ago +5 / -0

No way with our navy air force army national guard militia minute men and a sniper behind every blade of grass.

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richgoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think in this scenario our military is deeply divided and in effective at corralling 20-30millions armed patriots

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SemperFidelis231 2 points ago +2 / -0

How, exactly? The US is almost the entire UN military force. I mean Christ Almighty France couldn't even invade Mali when Mali INVITED them in. They had to beg for help from us.

No one else on the planet can move an army across continents. No one has the ships, or aircraft, to make any sort of invasion across anything other than immediate land borders viable.