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tfinley 5 points ago +5 / -0

How about counting the number of gallows we are going to need

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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KekistaniMemeLord 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make Gallows Great Again!

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Little Off The Top

Gallows and public hangings are so ritualistically 1630's. Try our new Power Laser Shoink Guillotine TZ-920. No ropes, no blades, no mess. Fully automated, assembly line type construction, compact, quiet and quick.

"- Our Name Is "Shoink Guillotines" because that's the sound our products make when used properly. -"

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SikoraP13 3 points ago +3 / -0

That moment when you're torn between voting because you want to see the gallows be built higher, but don't want to because you still want them to be able to hear the crowd's heckling and chanting...

Rough decision.

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ZoominLikeToobin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why not a chopper and have both

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SikoraP13 3 points ago +3 / -0

The sound of a helicopter would almost certainly drown out the noise of the crowds taunting them and cheering their impending demise. Solid idea though.

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ZoominLikeToobin 3 points ago +3 / -0

We could repurpose the quiet "Stealth Blackhawks" used in the Bin Laden raid

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Bogey 3 points ago +3 / -0

You technically only need the fall to be about at most 10-13'. I think the general rule is you divide 1100 by their weight and leave that as the fall.

That way the neck snaps clean. Otherwise you risk either making it too short and choking them or leaving it too long and popping their head off.

Yeah, I've studied this method of execution before.

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fbeeee 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean arguably you'd want their heads to be popped off.

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Bogey 2 points ago +2 / -0

That might traumatize the kids in the audience.

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Bragg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or teach them how to deal with traitors.

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Pedutoisacuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean we "accidentally" made the rope too short when we hung the major Nazi war criminals. Why not do the same here? It's no less deserved.

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Harriskamel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haman's gallows were 75' high

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lifeisahologram 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gallows are too dignified at this point. I just want to drag them by the hair and chuck them in a wood chipper like a bag of trash.

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cameronjeffery1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck the Gallows. Gut shoot em make them suffer as they bleed out.

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Star_Commander 2 points ago +2 / -0

We can't build a gallows sufficiently high. Might I suggest you invest in a Huey?

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Bananaphone 2 points ago +2 / -0

BUNGEEEEEEEEEeeeeee

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Jaunty_Haul 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want them high enough that they reach terminal velocity before the snap.

For science.

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FreeKyleRightNow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, longer I think.

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womp_squared 2 points ago +2 / -0

The further they have to drop the more time they have to think about how they are piece of shit traitors before they get decapitated from the 2000ft drop. I like it.

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meme_cannon_operator 1 point ago +1 / -0

I cant see that high!!!

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Nothing_Exempt [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Howdy lefty friend. Maybe you could see better with a helicopter ride!

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imaloser 1 point ago +1 / -0

If gallows get too high they just pop heads off.