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undecidedmask 226 points ago +226 / -0

"Chaotic neutral"

It's so true lol.

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Gelus 108 points ago +108 / -0

The whole thing is great but that's the one that got a genuine gut laugh.

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 68 points ago +68 / -0

The Alien at Chaotic Evil got me

Seriously though are we not supposed to talk about how that's clearly an Alien like from Alien vs Predator?

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ArchbishopofKekistan 18 points ago +18 / -0

She'll eat you with her little mouth, too!

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Colonel_Chestbridge 9 points ago +9 / -0

This one is from Alien 3

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sackofwisdom 34 points ago +34 / -0

Yeah. A lesser memesmith wouldn't have included the chat.

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PowerWordKek 44 points ago +45 / -1

I'm glad OP is on our side.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 37 points ago +37 / -0

Old pedes know what Chaotic Neutral truly is... and why it's the best.

/me clings to his dusty old Crown Royal bag full of multi-sided dice...

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K-Harbour 8 points ago +8 / -0

You bring back great memories!

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HatnNewLognReqs -8 points ago +6 / -14

Bahahahaha.... nerd.

This is the second d&d reference I've seen tonight. Y'all run out of stories to play through?

Edit: at least 3 people here aren't confident in themselves enough to reclaim the term 'nerd' as indicitive of high IQ culture that it is, or were emotionally damaged at some point and don't get that nerd isn't as derogatory as it was 30 years ago. Grow up.

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JediMasterPepe 8 points ago +11 / -3

No, just got bored of plowing your mother.

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HatnNewLognReqs -8 points ago +4 / -12

Boredom is a sign of low intelligence and/or stamina... you might want to check your testosterone. Or perhaps it's that you're to dumb to understand? Which is it?

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JediMasterPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get a load of the reddit psuedo-intellectual.

Cant argue that youre not a doomer faggot so youre trying to blubber some made up shit about me. Hahaha Get lost loser😂👌🍿🍿🍿

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HatnNewLognReqs 0 points ago +1 / -1

Okay, so you're in high school... got it

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL - I'm fuckin' a proud of it.

I spent a huge chunk of the 1980s playing that game - even did a few rounds with buddies while sitting in the back of a C-141 coming back from Desert Storm (yeah, I'm that old). Lost most of the books in a flood back in 1993, but I still got a few in a box somewhere, and I'll always have the memories.

(I don't get the downvotes either... being a nerd gets me a healthy six-figure salary w/ stock & bonuses, while running a team of developers for a rather large corporation. It also didn't stop me from finding a fellow nerd and raising two awesome kids with her, so I have no complaints).

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HatnNewLognReqs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats awesome pede!

My limited experience with D&D was with a bunch of fellow scientists in grad school.... we're all still young(ish?) and just now edging into that 6 figure bracket.

Nerds rule the world. We're well into our adventure.... just have a side quest to MAGA first. ;)

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sackofwisdom 12 points ago +12 / -0

Only because they fought tooth and nail for order despite the chaos.

つ ◕_◕ ༽つPRAISE 🐚HELIX🐚 ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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dixond 18 points ago +18 / -0

I fucking laughed out loud for this one, especially Chaotic Neutral.

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RUSSIAN_BOT_30330 7 points ago +7 / -0

and smarter

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grumpyhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

memes are evolving... Terminator 2 style

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2ScoopsofCovfefe 143 points ago +143 / -0

faggot evil on the bottom left

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1A2A 27 points ago +27 / -0

I call zer Woman Hands.

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Bruce13 24 points ago +24 / -0

Jesus, I noticed that too, what a delicate soyboy. My wife's not a strong lady, but she could crush his damn hand in hers.

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KMacsBinder 16 points ago +16 / -0

He probably can't even give his wife's boyfriend a decent handjob with those dainty little things.

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FreedomYeah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Came to mention tiny hands

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2ScoopsofCovfefe 16 points ago +16 / -0

I feel the same way when i see them driving alone in their cars while wearing a mask.

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RedBloodofPatriotism 12 points ago +12 / -0

No joke saw a lady walking up the road alone (dis rural town, so no one else around for a mile) in the rain. Freakin' waterboarding herself with no one in sight! What's wrong with these people?

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lurkwellmyfriends 9 points ago +9 / -0

In fairness, I've heard a lot of people say they simply forget to take them off. That's how far we've fallen. A fucking face diaper is something people are accustomed to now.

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p8riot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like he sowed it himself, or had an actual child slave do it.

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Xerxes_Bleeds 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol that would have actually been funny AF if he wrote that, and it was only text swap

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jeffj95 5 points ago +5 / -0

I call it the "Faggot Frat Boy Douche who got the job either through his daddy or his fellow butt-buddies" evil.

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Magastein143 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had a problem with the word "lawful". I like yours better

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Ghost_Soul167 72 points ago +72 / -0

I would have chucked the gavel at C.A Johnson

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BallsackPaneer 40 points ago +40 / -0

Her inner crackbaby was in full detox shitfit mode.

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DeplorableBasketCase 6 points ago +6 / -0

Damn! I laughed so hard at that remark that I woke up the wife. Thanks.

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odiChamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure what made me laugh harder, that comment or your username.

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Jdubs2711 22 points ago +22 / -0

His secret is he’s always angry.

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Fridge_pirate 36 points ago +36 / -0

He cut her mic, that was a pretty bold move to make in and of itself. Maybe complete kudos aren't in order, but damn I gotta give the dude points for that.

The snide little remark afterwards- "Oh, you turned that off? Huh." Yeah bitch, you know damned well he did. Go for it, try to get on top of it.

I hate disingenuous people.

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RedBloodofPatriotism 13 points ago +13 / -0

Her "thank you" to everyone she talked to when you know she is just a revolting puss bag incapable of any semblance of thankfulness.

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brundlefly777 3 points ago +3 / -0

Upvoted for "puss bag"

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GoldenHurrdurr 5 points ago +5 / -0

If they can cut the mic on POTUS and joe, then yeah.

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Razi 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can we petition for the laws on assault be suspended and give him a giant foam gavel so he can bop them over the head when they go out of line.

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ClokworkGremlin 3 points ago +3 / -0

No need to suspend laws on assault. Just rule that he's allowed to correct people who persistently remain out of line physically.

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Ninki333 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would have chucked lawful evil at her.

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Ghost_Soul167 1 point ago +1 / -0

She'd have just spread her legs to catch him though

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Ninki333 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ummm hotdog meet hallway.

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undecidedmask 33 points ago +33 / -0

The cost of being true neutral.

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UsedOnlyTwice 10 points ago +10 / -0

Child of alcoholism.

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pizzzzaaaa 3 points ago +3 / -0

hah! you're probably right

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Ninki333 9 points ago +9 / -0

Its got to be pretty therapeutic when get to use the hammer.

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GoldenHurrdurr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Give him a Ban Hammer

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Dereliction 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's been dealing with those clowns for years.

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Rusty_Bungus 88 points ago +89 / -1

Smash Chaotic Good, Marry Lawful Good, Lock up Chaotic Evil

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concealedaces 52 points ago +52 / -0

Smoke a cigar and toast a strong drink with lawful neutral

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 19 points ago +19 / -0

...and do sex with Chaotic Neutral.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 7 points ago +7 / -0

They need it

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DeplorableBasketCase 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bad!

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LUXURY_USERNAME 4 points ago +4 / -0

one at a time or all at of the live chat participants at once?

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nds19 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two chicks at the same time, man.

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monximus91 10 points ago +10 / -0

The gavel was worn to a nub with repeated banging telling C. A. Johnson she is "out of order"

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GoldenHurrdurr 10 points ago +10 / -0

+10 Durability to Ban Hammer

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OJ_Epstein 6 points ago +6 / -0

I thought the game was Kill - Fuck - Marry?

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Mavdick96 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is

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Rusty_Bungus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't take the chance if reincarnation is real.

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HuggableBear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chaotic Good is always the most fun. It's the power of a righteous soul who has fucking had it with the corruption is ready to bust some skulls.

Robin Hood

Han Solo

Falling Down

The Punisher

The Patriot

Braveheart

Man on Fire

Guardians of the Galaxy

Literally any Lethal Weapon or Steven Seagal or Clint Eastwood movie

Hell, JESUS CHRIST

The man who puts morality before legality is one of the most powerful figures in all of human storytelling because we all want it to be us so badly.

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KAGALOSAURUS 52 points ago +52 / -0

This is amazing

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CMDRConanAAnderson 46 points ago +46 / -0

Don't let your memes be dreams

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WilliamHRacy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kevin Sorbo said this to us over a year ago now. I'm glad we are living up to it

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2018ExecutiveOrder 13 points ago +13 / -0

he damn well knows there's fraud but he's smart enough to not appear as whatever the fuck happened with the chaotic evil alien, had to appeal both sides

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Porkbut 19 points ago +20 / -1

Lex Soythor

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Fridge_pirate 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why I believe that's called toeing the line.

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Rustbeltkulak 3 points ago +4 / -1

TBH OP could swap him into chaotic neutral with the chat going into neutral evil, and it'd be just fine.

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infojunkie07 2 points ago +2 / -0

his lack of how the tallying is done shows the ignorance and uphill battle Rudy has to face. All of them have swallowed the MSM narrative.

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uzi5v2 41 points ago +41 / -0

Top right: Weaponized Truth Karen Hottie

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Trumpdup4prez 27 points ago +27 / -0

She’s a redpilled Karen who spends all her free time here I’m sure.

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watchman87 20 points ago +20 / -0

i know her, she is based af and does

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Desylid 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tell her I love her please. Thanks

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UsedOnlyTwice 16 points ago +16 / -0

You have to be okay a little capitalism when the person is providing an honest product and/or working for a good cause. It's the parasites we don't want to support. Now I'm going to go use my Harry's Razor before setting my Simpli Safe alarm and fluffing my My Pillow that I have resting on my Boll 'n Branch sheets. Dang it time to update my Norton Life Lock and reorder my MREs from MyPatriotSupply.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 5 points ago +5 / -0

What about gold?

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UsedOnlyTwice 5 points ago +5 / -0

DANG IT I forgot about precious metals.

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

But. on the plus side, you spelled "Simpli Safe" correctly.

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GoldenHurrdurr 4 points ago +4 / -0

And SoClean2 !

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lurkwellmyfriends 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you know that medical professionals recommend daily cleaning?

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ImGlootchingg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Having a strong immune system is important.

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

Daily cleaning of what?

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KickingPugilist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell yeah, Dan! Omaha Steaks!

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Ninki333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Contractual obligations.

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Modus_Pwninz 31 points ago +31 / -0

Chaotic Good definitely browses TD, lmao. It's all in the attitude.

"OH YEAH? WELL EXPLAIN THE OBVIOUS FUCKING FRAUD BEING OBVIOUS!"

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trump2036 7 points ago +7 / -0

She is tired of people asking her questions she already knows.

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Shalomtoyou 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did she say that? I wanna see!

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Modus_Pwninz 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, but it's a decent summary.

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daneinmaine 30 points ago +30 / -0

That bald bitch was hard to listen to. Only Chicongo could appoint someone of such low caliber.

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trump2036 2 points ago +3 / -1

Are you assuming Xir's gender?

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 20 points ago +20 / -0

Lawful good is the real mvp

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Ninki333 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hey saw her first.

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GoldenHurrdurr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gateway Pundit has her testimony they recorded on YT. It's great. No interruptions

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USAF4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I respectfully disagree. I think chaotic good set the tone for lawful good. She stood up for herself and fired back at the evil. It bestowed confidence in the future witnesses. She was a great witness but I think chaotic good deserves the game ball for being the first to have the balls to stand up and fight back.

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Vla1ne 18 points ago +18 / -0

Chaotic good is what forced them to bring in guliani.

Chaotic neutral is the purest form of justice.

Chaotic evil needs to go into a blender.

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Ebbie8708 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is what was hiding under the mask?

She’s fucking gorgeous.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 5 points ago +5 / -0

No this chick didn't wear a mask, the other American who was born in India did.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me too.

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RememberSodom 10 points ago +10 / -0

If I looked like Powder I'd never leave the house.

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perspectivefromahill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh shit, Powder! Bringing me back to the 90s!

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WhoMurderedSethRich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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Mainwar 10 points ago +10 / -0

THIS is damn good work... and gives me twitches from my D&D days...

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Shalomtoyou 12 points ago +12 / -0

Got back into D&D recently. One of the few remaining flavors of life. (Aside from T_D)

You know what? I'll risk nerding out.

If I was running a D&D game just for a nice, Conservative party....

I wanna have a scene where the Orcs attack the Elf Village shouting "Orc Lives Matter! Orc Lives Matter!"

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Mainwar 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAHAHAHA, DUDE, BUILD that dungeon!

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GoldenHurrdurr 1 point ago +1 / -0

And then the party enters a slummy part of some leftist university city in the PNW. An antifa goon blocks the path...

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Shalomtoyou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Antifa goon has 1 hit point. But he doesn't die when defeated. He cries and summons a guard who attacks the party, even though he didn't help at all when Antifa was attacking the PCs...

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Vla1ne 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only time a murder hobo crew wouldn't be frowned upon.

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EyesInTheHills 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bottom middle and bottom left should be flipped.

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resoluteAction 9 points ago +9 / -0

Neutral evil is the one that made me take a few swipes at the computer.

  1. He didn't understand how the vote batches work; bought the NYT's lie of long delays in reporting caused the vote spikes. No the vote was being constantly updated in small batches and then there were several impossible ballot dumps. He confused the reporting of results that tv news casters did with the NYT's live data feed of uploaded ballot counts.

  2. He didn't choose to understand that a recount wont show Dominion software fraud if the tabulated votes are back filled with fraud ballots. Why would you use both software and paper ballots? To get the immediate reporting of results you need for narrative, to prevent the state being called for Trump. You then backfill the ballots with both added ballots and the destruction of ballots, to prevent your manipulations from being seen on a random sample audit.

  3. Poll books only come close to matching tabulated ballots because they backfilled the supplemental voter roll, and it took them until the day before certification to do it. The supplemental book should have been available within a day or two of the election.

  4. Everyone is focusing on Detroit where the conduct of poll workers was the worst. But Dr. Shiva's analysis shows the margin of theft really occurred in smaller cities and largely Trump controlled counties where 1-3% of votes were switched or destroyed. Detroit had a large ballot dump but this is because their voters couldn't be bothered to return their absentee ballots. They didn't overvote significantly in Detroit but they needed to dump over 100k fraud ballots because of lazy voters not showing up and not returning their ballots.

  5. The 6k vote switch county had clerical error as the excuse saying the tape reflected the real votes. But the Colonel found down ballot counts didn't match. Why did it take 2 days for the recount that didn't show a ballot discrepancy? The ballots were being corrected because the fraud had been found.

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GainesvilleFlorida 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think too he implied they could catch dominion fraud if they fed all the ballots through and see what it read. Which would work if...the machines were actually airgapped.

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resoluteAction 1 point ago +1 / -0

They need to be hand counted because the machine can be programmed to spit out the same result regardless of what ballot goes in. There might be ways around this, grabbing different samples, but I doubt the election officials they use to verify the system are that bright. Often they pull in one of Dominion's sister companies for the audit, but most of them are linked and can't be trusted.

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Anon6992374 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is awesome.

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OtisTheTownDrunk 7 points ago +7 / -0

Chaotic evil is wrong for that particular individual. It should say functionally retarded.

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ClokworkGremlin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chaotic Stupid.

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president_elect 6 points ago +6 / -0

Watching these hearings, its become apparent our representatives have no idea what their duties are or they are willfully covering

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Ghost_Soul167 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't know who I think is hotter, Hima, Jenna, or my IT Crush.

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morphagent 5 points ago +6 / -1

Chaotic Good... mmmm.

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NordicIsrael 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like that.

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Oliver_Cromwell_1658 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Neutral Evil" looking like a Chinese knockoff of Agent 47. Fitting, since most of our enemies are in China's pocket.

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WhoMurderedSethRich 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is so fucking accurate.

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HoosierCon 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is some meme fu there!

BRavo!

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Rammstein1 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s a Gem Meme

125% accurate !

Chances of anything positive happening with election in Michigan 0%

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Burmeister 3 points ago +3 / -0

love it

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Ebbie8708 3 points ago +3 / -0

No wonder leftist hags want all women in masks.

Lawful good is so goddamn gorgeous.

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Magastein143 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just compare the beautiful lawful women to the evil trolls. The more based the more the beauty grows....

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ViduusMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah she came across as the complete package.

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Limaro 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bravo, fren. Bravo.

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Theorem 3 points ago +3 / -0

This made me laugh. Still watching on an hour delay. Thanks.

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Trumpdup4prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice work.

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saulgoodman1234 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd say Rudy is lawful good.

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Shalomtoyou 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've no problem with a top lawyer being Lawful Neutral. Kinda goes with the territory.

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Phil_DeGraves 2 points ago +2 / -0

I found an error. Ann B. Davis is supposed to be in the center square.

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Dereliction 2 points ago +2 / -0

OH FUCK, I'M DEAD.

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Doctor_Gonzo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellently Done.

Perfect job.

11 out of 10

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KRM944 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had some hope for baldy- he acknowledged fraud- but he isn’t going to stop it

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Vla1ne 1 point ago +1 / -0

it's not a bad admission though. but honestly, my evaluation of him might just be weighted by the bitch on the bottom right side of the chart.

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TexasPride 2 points ago +2 / -0

Definitely the most memorable hearing so far

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marrkus_of_mrkopalj 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a good post. Take my TrumpVote.

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brsmith77 2 points ago +2 / -0

Diversity Hire in the corner is one of the best cases I have seen for the existence of voter fraud.

No way that idiotic, evil bitch got anyone's legitimate vote.

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farfiman 2 points ago +2 / -0

On the level of Hank Johnson that thought Guam would tip over....

https://youtu.be/cesSRfXqS1Q

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twoscoops4america 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based D&D pede confirmed. TD.WIN game night? I'm fucking in!

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DArtist51 1 point ago +1 / -0

Awesome!

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teacheryteach 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where was Linda Lee Tarver?

She bent those bastards over.