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undecidedmask 226 points ago +226 / -0

"Chaotic neutral"

It's so true lol.

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Gelus 108 points ago +108 / -0

The whole thing is great but that's the one that got a genuine gut laugh.

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 68 points ago +68 / -0

The Alien at Chaotic Evil got me

Seriously though are we not supposed to talk about how that's clearly an Alien like from Alien vs Predator?

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ArchbishopofKekistan 18 points ago +18 / -0

She'll eat you with her little mouth, too!

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Colonel_Chestbridge 9 points ago +9 / -0

This one is from Alien 3

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sackofwisdom 34 points ago +34 / -0

Yeah. A lesser memesmith wouldn't have included the chat.

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PowerWordKek 44 points ago +45 / -1

I'm glad OP is on our side.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 37 points ago +37 / -0

Old pedes know what Chaotic Neutral truly is... and why it's the best.

/me clings to his dusty old Crown Royal bag full of multi-sided dice...

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K-Harbour 8 points ago +8 / -0

You bring back great memories!

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HatnNewLognReqs -8 points ago +6 / -14

Bahahahaha.... nerd.

This is the second d&d reference I've seen tonight. Y'all run out of stories to play through?

Edit: at least 3 people here aren't confident in themselves enough to reclaim the term 'nerd' as indicitive of high IQ culture that it is, or were emotionally damaged at some point and don't get that nerd isn't as derogatory as it was 30 years ago. Grow up.

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JediMasterPepe 8 points ago +11 / -3

No, just got bored of plowing your mother.

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HatnNewLognReqs -8 points ago +4 / -12

Boredom is a sign of low intelligence and/or stamina... you might want to check your testosterone. Or perhaps it's that you're to dumb to understand? Which is it?

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL - I'm fuckin' a proud of it.

I spent a huge chunk of the 1980s playing that game - even did a few rounds with buddies while sitting in the back of a C-141 coming back from Desert Storm (yeah, I'm that old). Lost most of the books in a flood back in 1993, but I still got a few in a box somewhere, and I'll always have the memories.

(I don't get the downvotes either... being a nerd gets me a healthy six-figure salary w/ stock & bonuses, while running a team of developers for a rather large corporation. It also didn't stop me from finding a fellow nerd and raising two awesome kids with her, so I have no complaints).

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HatnNewLognReqs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats awesome pede!

My limited experience with D&D was with a bunch of fellow scientists in grad school.... we're all still young(ish?) and just now edging into that 6 figure bracket.

Nerds rule the world. We're well into our adventure.... just have a side quest to MAGA first. ;)

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sackofwisdom 12 points ago +12 / -0

Only because they fought tooth and nail for order despite the chaos.

つ ◕_◕ ༽つPRAISE 🐚HELIX🐚 ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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