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UsedOnlyTwice 16 points ago +16 / -0

You have to be okay a little capitalism when the person is providing an honest product and/or working for a good cause. It's the parasites we don't want to support. Now I'm going to go use my Harry's Razor before setting my Simpli Safe alarm and fluffing my My Pillow that I have resting on my Boll 'n Branch sheets. Dang it time to update my Norton Life Lock and reorder my MREs from MyPatriotSupply.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 5 points ago +5 / -0

What about gold?

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UsedOnlyTwice 5 points ago +5 / -0

DANG IT I forgot about precious metals.

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

But. on the plus side, you spelled "Simpli Safe" correctly.

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GoldenHurrdurr 4 points ago +4 / -0

And SoClean2 !

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lurkwellmyfriends 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you know that medical professionals recommend daily cleaning?

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ImGlootchingg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Having a strong immune system is important.

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

Daily cleaning of what?

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KickingPugilist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell yeah, Dan! Omaha Steaks!