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These people have gotten far too comfortable fucking around with a country that had its foundation created with the blood of people who charged too much for tea.
posted ago by DefenestrateDatAss ago by DefenestrateDatAss +71 / -0

Eventually, We The People are going to decide there are too many cracks in the foundation that need to be fixed. We are going to end up using the same material to fix it. Tyrant blood.

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– Taqiyya_Mockingbird 3 points ago +3 / -0

Interesting fact: it was actually molasses they were pissed about, because British colonies produced inferior sugar cane, and we preferred making our rum with French molasses.

The Crown fucked with our buzz.

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– DefenestrateDatAss [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know there were a couple of things that set it off. The tea makes me laugh the most.

Our founding fathers smuggled shit in to try to get around it.

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