239 AHAHAHAHAHAHA! (catches breath) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (catches breath) HAHA... No, that title goes to Kristi Noem. (media.patriots.win) posted 80 days ago by CisSiberianOrchestra +239 / -0 44 comments share 44 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (44) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 26 ▼ – leo-bulero 26 points 80 days ago +26 / -0 I guess that show was written by someone who got his first boner when he saw Lord Farquad in Shrek. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – CisSiberianOrchestra [S] 4 points 80 days ago +4 / -0 Man, that's almost a knock against John Lithgow. Lord Farquad not only used his voice, but his likeness. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – John789 3 points 80 days ago +3 / -0 They are going to try to run her for president in the future. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Crlsniper 2 points 80 days ago +2 / -0 If I remember the news right it was written by a group that decided to star a trans kid as the main character. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – YeDragonEnergy 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 KEK! Something wrong with the article though... looks like they uploaded a photo of Michael Jackson on accident 🤯 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – deleted 16 points 80 days ago +16 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – Xerxes_Bleeds 4 points 80 days ago +4 / -0 🎶 When you wake up in the mornin' and then Gretch gives you a warnin' for actin' like you have rights.... permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – HalfBreedSupremacist 16 points 80 days ago +16 / -0 Kristi Noem. That is all permalink save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – Cianevalies 10 points 80 days ago +10 / -0 Stretchin Gretchen permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – WolfMaddow 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 Was just wondering if Zack Morris puts a stretchen on her ass? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – RealKAGGER 4 points 80 days ago +4 / -0 She likes to get gapped. It writes itself. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – thatguynobody 6 points 80 days ago +6 / -0 BWEH!!! 🤢🤮 permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – thatguynobody 3 points 80 days ago +3 / -0 Seriously, with her greasy-ass face... Double BWEH 🤮🤮 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – ThisTime 5 points 80 days ago +5 / -0 I'm more thrown off by the notion there's a new Saved by the Bell. Is it still super 90s, because that was like the entire premise. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – CisSiberianOrchestra [S] 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 I haven't watched the new one. But I watched the original when I was in middle school and had a crush on Tiffani Amber Thiessen for a while. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – deleted 5 points 80 days ago +5 / -0 ▲ 5 ▼ – shtpostinalotofmemes 5 points 80 days ago +5 / -0 She's a fucking hideous gigantor communist man-object-thing lol permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – DobyCrotchtangle 5 points 80 days ago +5 / -0 That's a man, baby. permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – TwitterIsTrash 5 points 80 days ago +5 / -0 Her face looks like it’s full of Botox injections 25/8. No. permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – CisSiberianOrchestra [S] 5 points 80 days ago +5 / -0 We're reaching botox levels that shouldn't be possible! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – RedFoxOnFire 4 points 80 days ago +4 / -0 Kristi Noem. Nuff said. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Bill07 4 points 80 days ago +4 / -0 Not even close. Ugly bitch. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 80 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – EvJohn 3 points 80 days ago +3 / -0 Clicked on this thread to see pics of Kristi Noem. Not Bruce Jenner. FML. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – MYNAMEISBETTY 3 points 80 days ago +3 / -0 She forgot to Botox her neck permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – regenerondon 3 points 80 days ago +3 / -0 gretchen thiccmer the dictator permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – JSullz59 3 points 80 days ago +3 / -0 Yeah being attached to a stake with fire burning around your feet definitely makes your the hottest.... figure of speech of course. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 80 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – Ridiculousbullschitt 2 points 80 days ago +2 / -0 Not even a contest. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – regenerondon 2 points 80 days ago +2 / -0 only when bent over and don't be a simp permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – regenerondon 2 points 80 days ago +2 / -0 her bent over = 100 permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Johneboy46464 2 points 80 days ago +2 / -0 Thats not Kristi Noem. Weird... Must be an accident. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – hereticpatriot 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 One of my favorite memes and completely appropriate https://i.maga.host/n9LYikf.png permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Fanakapan 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 Liberal women are all feckin Harpies ! Change my mind :D permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – RealKAGGER 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 Well, I guess I’m not watching that shit. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – 67Vert 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 I was gonna make fun. But she earned the name Stretchen Gretchen for a reason permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – jimbo_slice1776 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 Buckle up buckaroos! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – regenerondon 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 id fuck her ass any day permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – ShitpostHunterD 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 But.... That's a MAN, man. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – wuthee 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 Big wretch “i’m a linebacker and i hate useless fuller for kicking a 30 yard wormburner because that should have been me” gretch “slip her the crippler” whitmer always seems to have big grease spots between her eyes and around her loud fat mouth. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – JamesBond007 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 Her nickname with the boys in high school was “stretchin Gretchen” because she liked alternative entry. permalink save report block reply ▲ 0 ▼ – CalmlyD 0 points 80 days ago +1 / -1 Bruce Jenner is hotter. permalink save report block reply
I guess that show was written by someone who got his first boner when he saw Lord Farquad in Shrek.
Man, that's almost a knock against John Lithgow. Lord Farquad not only used his voice, but his likeness.
They are going to try to run her for president in the future.
If I remember the news right it was written by a group that decided to star a trans kid as the main character.
KEK! Something wrong with the article though... looks like they uploaded a photo of Michael Jackson on accident 🤯
🎶 When you wake up in the mornin' and then Gretch gives you a warnin' for actin' like you have rights....
Kristi Noem.
That is all
Stretchin Gretchen
Was just wondering if Zack Morris puts a stretchen on her ass?
She likes to get gapped. It writes itself.
BWEH!!! 🤢🤮
Seriously, with her greasy-ass face... Double BWEH 🤮🤮
I'm more thrown off by the notion there's a new Saved by the Bell. Is it still super 90s, because that was like the entire premise.
I haven't watched the new one. But I watched the original when I was in middle school and had a crush on Tiffani Amber Thiessen for a while.
She's a fucking hideous gigantor communist man-object-thing lol
That's a man, baby.
Her face looks like it’s full of Botox injections 25/8. No.
We're reaching botox levels that shouldn't be possible!
Kristi Noem.
Nuff said.
Not even close. Ugly bitch.
Clicked on this thread to see pics of Kristi Noem. Not Bruce Jenner. FML.
She forgot to Botox her neck
gretchen thiccmer the dictator
Yeah being attached to a stake with fire burning around your feet definitely makes your the hottest.... figure of speech of course.
Not even a contest.
only when bent over and don't be a simp
her bent over = 100
Thats not Kristi Noem. Weird... Must be an accident.
One of my favorite memes and completely appropriate https://i.maga.host/n9LYikf.png
Liberal women are all feckin Harpies ! Change my mind :D
Well, I guess I’m not watching that shit.
I was gonna make fun. But she earned the name Stretchen Gretchen for a reason
Buckle up buckaroos!
id fuck her ass any day
But.... That's a MAN, man.
Big wretch “i’m a linebacker and i hate useless fuller for kicking a 30 yard wormburner because that should have been me” gretch “slip her the crippler” whitmer always seems to have big grease spots between her eyes and around her loud fat mouth.
Her nickname with the boys in high school was “stretchin Gretchen” because she liked alternative entry.
Bruce Jenner is hotter.