This didn't turn me on at all. If anything, I feel really bad for the lady because of all the fricken BS people have put her and her family through. This should not happen in the free-est country in the fucking world. Period.
My thoughts exactly, rarely do you hear the phrase “mowing her box nightly”, the only other poetic phrase to complete would be someone better be laying pipes on the regular.
So I actually waited for my wife to get up, take a shower, come out of the bathroom in only a towel, and asked her: "Hey baby, would you like me to mow your fucking box?"
She said: "You read that on TheDonald didn't you?" We both had a laugh, but no sexy times, because it's morning and there are jobs to go to.
To get some action or get punched in the mouth? Asking for a friend, who is probably going to try this line on his wife who is in the shower and will come out naked with her tig-ol-bitties hanging out any minute now.
Exactly! We’re talking about saving the country and the CONSTITUTION, but, by all means let’s post a comment AT THE TOP that DEMEANS the Patriot testifying. A woman who says HER LIFE HAS BEEN RUINED !
fucking beautiful stuff, these words are oddly romantic.
I love how she says "threatened." What a total babe.
The truth is sexy.
I'm not into seafood, but I get your point.
This didn't turn me on at all. If anything, I feel really bad for the lady because of all the fricken BS people have put her and her family through. This should not happen in the free-est country in the fucking world. Period.
Strong women are always conservative.
Would be nice to add a feature on here to see who downvoted you.
Like if you could hover your mouse over it and it would show you usernames of the doomers who downvote.
Haha threa'ened
The man's a Shakespeare!
My thoughts exactly, rarely do you hear the phrase “mowing her box nightly”, the only other poetic phrase to complete would be someone better be laying pipes on the regular.
Or an even better one...
I learned several quick one liners in sign language. Only good things can come from knowing how to ask if someone wants to fuck in another language.
Or this one.
Now I'm in love with this girl...
I want to tongue punch your fart box. In sign language. Absolute keeper.
Ask if she likes cultural diversity; I have roman hands and russian fingers :P
KEK, it's probably been 20 years since I last heard that one. Good times.
Now go home and get your fucking shinebox!
I tell my girlfriend that I will tongue punch her fart box. She seems to appreciate that one. I'm sure if I said this one she'd dig it too.
So I actually waited for my wife to get up, take a shower, come out of the bathroom in only a towel, and asked her: "Hey baby, would you like me to mow your fucking box?"
She said: "You read that on TheDonald didn't you?" We both had a laugh, but no sexy times, because it's morning and there are jobs to go to.
You may be surprised. 40% of the time it works every time...
To get some action or get punched in the mouth? Asking for a friend, who is probably going to try this line on his wife who is in the shower and will come out naked with her tig-ol-bitties hanging out any minute now.
Yep, I came to see the smackdown but got side tracked by the top kek.
Exactly! We’re talking about saving the country and the CONSTITUTION, but, by all means let’s post a comment AT THE TOP that DEMEANS the Patriot testifying. A woman who says HER LIFE HAS BEEN RUINED !
Shadilay
Most women installed tile or marble back in the 2000s. Much cleaner and more fun!
lol
Rofl! That's the most hilarious description I've ever heard. If she isn't getting her box mowed, I'll volunteer. She's earned it.
I_volunteer_as_a_tribute.mp4
Absolutely!!