To get some action or get punched in the mouth? Asking for a friend, who is probably going to try this line on his wife who is in the shower and will come out naked with her tig-ol-bitties hanging out any minute now.
So I actually waited for my wife to get up, take a shower, come out of the bathroom in only a towel, and asked her: "Hey baby, would you like me to mow your fucking box?"
She said: "You read that on TheDonald didn't you?" We both had a laugh, but no sexy times, because it's morning and there are jobs to go to.
You may be surprised. 40% of the time it works every time...
To get some action or get punched in the mouth? Asking for a friend, who is probably going to try this line on his wife who is in the shower and will come out naked with her tig-ol-bitties hanging out any minute now.
Did it work?
I posted this in another comment but...