So I actually waited for my wife to get up, take a shower, come out of the bathroom in only a towel, and asked her: "Hey baby, would you like me to mow your fucking box?"
She said: "You read that on TheDonald didn't you?" We both had a laugh, but no sexy times, because it's morning and there are jobs to go to.
I tell my girlfriend that I will tongue punch her fart box. She seems to appreciate that one. I'm sure if I said this one she'd dig it too.
So I actually waited for my wife to get up, take a shower, come out of the bathroom in only a towel, and asked her: "Hey baby, would you like me to mow your fucking box?"
She said: "You read that on TheDonald didn't you?" We both had a laugh, but no sexy times, because it's morning and there are jobs to go to.