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posted ago by Duke442games ago by Duke442games +15 / -1

I love the president and love his glow of victory. I don't have as good of jeans as the president, so I come off as quite pale.

Does anyone have any tips on tanning lotions that can be used to look more like the president?

We should all support Trump with a Trump Tan.

If Trump came out with a tanning line of products, I would subscribe for monthly delivery!

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nomoremasks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jeans? Did you mean genes?