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crash7863 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should begin bombing Europe in direct response to this. I am not joking.

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nocompromise 1 point ago +1 / -0

First we need to liberate Canada and sell Quebec back to France. Conquering Europe is a tall order--it could take multiple months.

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crash7863 0 points ago +1 / -1

Who said anything about conquering it. They'll expect another Marshall Plan if we do that. I'm not paying for that.

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StabBackAndStandBy 1 point ago +1 / -0

With the number of based comments I'm seeing here from Euro-pedes, I don't think Europe needs to be bombed. It just needs to be liberated.

Most of it anyway. Davos needs to be turned into a sheet of radioactive glass.