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mateus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gawd, no.

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tombombadil 3 points ago +4 / -1

We’re on the precipice of a second American revolution.

“Omg u guyz let’s talk about whether our commander in chief should grow a beard!!!” -OP

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mateus 1 point ago +1 / -0

And you're telling me this, instead of the OP, because.......?

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labajada 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's up with all these karma whore post?

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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mean_mission 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's Don Jr.'s thing. And he does it well.

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mean_mission 1 point ago +1 / -0

That said, he'd be the first bearded president since before television. He should do it. We should elect a bearded president just because he's bearded to "make history"

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Trump_da_g0d 2 points ago +3 / -1

Quit posting stuff like this. For the love of the poor stone workers who will soon put GEOTUS atop Mt Rushmore, it will take them long enough to get those perfect golden locks right, let alone what a gorgeous beard this man could possibly behold. Just fucking stop it already so the stone workers can see their children and fuck their wives.

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TheFreeSpeechRadical 2 points ago +2 / -0

he'd look like his son... nah ...

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tiredofwinning2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

He can’t. He had it lasered off.

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DeusVultPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

War beard!

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rusty_spittoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs to be clean shaven for gas mask seal, don't think he would/can

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Debutante 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think he is nice looking the way he is, but the only opinion that really matters is Melania Trump's.

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Sgfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, this whole beards trend is taken over by hipster soy boy faggots. I just automatically assume you have a weak chin and are a mindless loser if you jumped on the gangly beard bandwagon.

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Debutante 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're writing about the President's anatomy and are calling the guys on this site fags? Take note sir, none of them are fixated on appendages. You are!

You have offended my feminine sensibilities with your vulgarity in regard to our Commander in Chief.

Begone fool!

DEPORT!

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Debutante 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't be absurd. EVERYONE knows Democratic men are eunuchs. Your triggly-puff females render you thus before they stick you in your pajamas and give you your night time bottle of soy!

Now go to your safe space with Mr. Blankie and let the adults talk.