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posted ago by ColoRobo ago by ColoRobo +492 / -2

Someone should let her know. Why does she want to become the very thing she so obviously hates? Fucking attention whore.

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biglez 14 points ago +15 / -1

gottem

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TheImpossible1 13 points ago +13 / -0

According to her own beliefs...yes.

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6ft7WeighsAnFingTon 5 points ago +6 / -1

She is now a straight white male in a heterosexual marriage to a woman.

Literally. The. Worst.

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Rudyard 8 points ago +8 / -0

Was wondering the same. Concluded she’s stupid as well as crazy.

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Corrigedor45 5 points ago +5 / -0

I shudder at the thought your were thinking of Ellen Page in the shower. J/k, good point!

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WinstonSmith1984 5 points ago +6 / -1

Who said she was white?

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ColoRobo [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

God/my eyeballs/ the same common sense that called her "she" in your question.

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

check the /s meter; it's wonky:)

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ColoRobo [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm with you. I'm not the down vote. Sometimes the answer is for the people watching who need to hear it. Granted my delivery just sounded shitty towards you. Sorry Pede.

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

No worries, 'pede:)

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Ameronaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

She’s white, the early life section checks out

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WinstonSmith1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

I should have added the /s, apparently

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Darthrift 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just another fucking white male. So gross. kek.

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John789 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's 33..Instead of starting a family and just being normal, she decided to pretend to be a man.

I'm pretty sure this is what you would call a mental disorder. Is this progress or is this regress?

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ColoRobo [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mental disorder works.

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Yheymos 4 points ago +4 / -0

She wanted in on the toxic white male privilege. She also wants to be limited to only playing transmen from this point forth because those are the rules according to the Woke religion.

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spezisacuckold 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes.

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Former_Libtard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes.

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FucKamala 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who the fuck thinks about Ellen Page while in the shower?!

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ColoRobo [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I grow tired of thinking about semantics, I like to think about homely lesbians. Call me quirky.

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FucKamala 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really? I only think about Ellen Page when I'm trying NOT to cum. My version of the old think about baseball method

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ColoRobo [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nancy Pelosi or Amy Schumer are my go-to's for that. It depends on how far inside me I want my dick to recede.

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FucKamala 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jeeeezus! I just want to not cum. I don't want to have a seizure! Keep that shit to yourself

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never really put Page and showers together... dirty commie fucks don't bathe.

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Bea5tly 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao this is great

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Fangerang 2 points ago +2 / -0

Okay maybe someone here can answer this, I tried asking on Twitter but of course never got an answer.

Since Ellen was in a lesbian relationship, does it mean that Elliot's girlfriend is now straight? I mean she's dating a straight white man, so surely she must be. Do people really not see the ridiculousness of this shit?

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ColoRobo [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Valid point. I say yes, that lesbian is now a straight woman. And mentally ill for enabling another mentally ill person.

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ColoRobo [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, you seem to have a good grasp on liberal mental gymnastics. I need to call my TDS ridden liberal moron brother. Would you mind translating the crap he is trying to say into normal English?

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Highball 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vice: here's how Ellen Paige is embracing being racist Nazi biggot misogynist.

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ColoRobo [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

If only our President had this amount of courage.

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Highball 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

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AllTheWayTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her being a demonrat makes her that automatically.

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megachessatron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Penis envy

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

So why is the media retroactively regendering her/him/it? Why is it "When HE starred in Juno?" She just became a fake male the other day, but was a female at time of filming. Why not go a step further and just say she was born a dude with a vageen, always has been? You know, since science is also now fluid and meaningless.

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ColoRobo [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since reality is a thing of the past, I would like to announce my little 'ol regular dick now identifies as a gigantic dick and I identify as a snorkel made for giraffes.

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prof_robinson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes. And he will learn this. And, it will be gloriously funny when he does

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MAGAgirl76 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think she wants points in the Oppression Olympics. Though she should be treated as she wants to be viewed, a straight white man. Let us see how she likes it ;) However, anytime an actor states they are “insert victim status here” it’s because their career is in decline and they need attention.

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Michelles_penis1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Elliot fails the cyclic redundancy test.

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PennsylPede1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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