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undef 7 points ago +8 / -1

Can we just print our own like the dems did with millions of ballots?

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TanfoglioStock2 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is the plan. β€œSince so many people have counterfeit cards, we have switched to biometrics and implantable chips. Conveniently placed in your hand or forehead!”

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undef 3 points ago +4 / -1

Biometric implantable chips...

I wonder what the black market for those will be like? They might end up being the most valuable thing inside a liberal's head.

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magastampede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Came here to say this. Somehow I think they will give these cards more scrutiny than any ballot. Unless of course that ballot has Trump/Pence vote at the top!

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NOTWOKE 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s what I’m going to do.