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Ofeckit 16 points ago +16 / -0

HIPPA laws will preclude anyone checking to see if it’s real

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firestorm117 4 points ago +4 / -0

Doesn't seem to be stopping Denver from force checking your temperature at the doors of restaurants and force you to fill out a contact tracing form.

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ObongoForPrison2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

My name is Heywood Jablowme.

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firestorm117 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rusty Shackelford is my call sign

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Tip-O-Matic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice to meet you. I'm Hugh Mungus.

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SlanderousMe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Greetings Hugh, I'm Commander Biggus Dickus.

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Alkalineheat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey yall Im Ben Dover.

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FuckYouAsWell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fill it out with bullshit information. What are they gonna do, call you?

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firestorm117 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh trust me, when I have to I do that. But the temperature check thing is not worth my effort to fuck with here, especially right now everything is closed down again and no one's got the balls to stand up to the state thst I'm aware of. Even when it was, I could usually avoid it by going to places that aren't cucked and doing that at least, so fuck the lib cucks submitting themselves to that shit.

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kogar 8 points ago +8 / -0

My understanding is that ID cards and pre-printed ballots are China’s specialty.

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suburbanma4trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yup.

The only thing from CHYNA my family will be willing to purchase.

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lifeisahologram 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even if vaccines are given out for "free", we can just use their own logic about voter IDs to say its racist!

"But I'm a single mother of 3 kids who all are special needs, and I can't work because I have to care for them 24/7, but also somehow I have to work 24/7 because I only make 2.65 an hour working as a waitress at 7 part time jobs, and I get no tips, and all my jobs are 3 hour commutes away by bus, because I can't afford a car, and I am also pregnant, and I also can't afford a cellphone so I don't know where the hospital is to even go even if I could find it, and even if I did, I don't get time off, and can't afford a baby sitter, and my lunch break is also only 15 minutes so I can't even go on my lunch break, which I also don't even have, and the government only pays me enough to not die, but I work so hard and can't get anywhere in life, this is your fault, how dare you put this undue burden of having to go to the DMV, err, I mean Hospital!"

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Visceroth [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

The DMV. Department of M____ Vaccines

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Fringe--dweller 5 points ago +5 / -0

wait and see, you should be aiming for the version that the communists award themselves, gold edged special exemption certificate for themselves.

every time they pour crap over us, they exempt themselves.

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throwaway-5947375959 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mandatory vaccines and vaccine passports are literally the age old mafia protection racket with a fancy new coat of paint. The Globalist mafia releases the virus to threaten us, tells us we can't live our lives and run our businesses unless we accept their vaccine for protection, for which they get paid handsomely. We may have to start forming grassroot movements like Adiopizzo in Sicily to combat this.

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Postal 4 points ago +4 / -0

There is a site that specializes in fake IDs for about $125, I'll be snagging one of those and a refillable Visa gift card and cash.

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Based_in_Space 2 points ago +3 / -1

yes this seems to be a good business opportunity. i assume fake vaccine IDs will be a booming business in the foreseeable future.

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Postal 1 point ago +1 / -0

topfakeid.com - I imagine that fake vaccine IDs will make it, as well.

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Hillbilly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have you ordered from them? Something tells me any fake id site that doesn't require TOR to get to might not be as fruitful as one would hope.

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Hillbilly 4 points ago +4 / -0

My wife has Covid right now (she is fine... it's the flu), and the Contact Tracers are BIG MAD that we won't answer their phone calls or txt messages. They are sounding more and more angry in every message lol! They identify themselves as General Dynamics employees contracted by the state.

Just wait until they start calling and harassing all of the people and their friends/family/employers who are not on the "vaccinated" list.

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Visceroth [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they try to tell me I need one over the phone I'll just say I've already got one and no they can't see it re: monty python

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demsaltminer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ironically the best place to get fake IDs is from China

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RespectMySafeSpace 1 point ago +1 / -0

These jobs should go to the American worker!

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mousetrap101 3 points ago +3 / -0

New business opportunity counterfeit vaccine cards!

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll just make some scenes.

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Ichabod 2 points ago +2 / -0

Instead remove your consent to be governed and take the power back.

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RizzlieDoodad 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's actually against HIPAA

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DrainNIH 2 points ago +2 / -0

The IDs wil be next generation: like, linked to your DNA or retina, or embedded in your skin as a glowie tattoo (per Gates in Africa).

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Visceroth [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has to be simple enough for gate workers at stadiums, concert halls, bars, movie theaters, etc to check like they do now with ID

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DrainNIH 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vaccine tattoo is my guess. It's simple enough for Africa who are incapable of accurate paper or computer record keeping. Amd it's Bill Gates' brainchild, too, so.....

https://thenewamerican.com/gates-funded-program-to-begin-tests-on-biometric-id-vaccination-records-in-africa/

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Hillbilly 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think I read about this whole thing somewhere...

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firestorm117 2 points ago +2 / -0

oooh I like that idea.

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Kingofdaswing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clearly we just need people who can fake the paperwork for the vaccination.