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– dahdahdah_dahditdah 42 points ago +46 / -4

I hate lawyers. Nothing personal, they just have been trained to be masters of telling lies and getting courts to agree to injustice.

Whenever a lawyer hears me say this, they object and say that lawyers aren't allowed to lie to a court. There is a sense in which this is technically true, but in practice it is laughably and ridiculously false.

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– Ithrowawaay 14 points ago +14 / -0

“Whenever a lawyer hears me say this, they object”

That’s when you hit em with an “OVER RULED”.

They love that.

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– Loiuzein 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm overrrrrRRRRUUUUUUULING

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– GoForMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sustained.

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