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someone* is going to make a killing selling counterfeits of these fag cards. (twitter.com)
posted ago by Cmon_Man ago by Cmon_Man +329 / -0
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– TheOne1 8 points ago +8 / -0

You don't really think it will be just a card do you? ;-)

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– WinstonSmith1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

It will be a chip or a tattoo

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– Wtf_socialismreally 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mark of the beast

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– T__X 1 point ago +1 / -0

Finger print or retinal scan.

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– Brooklyn_Patriot_76 1 point ago +1 / -0

anal probe

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– T__X 2 points ago +2 / -0

You gotta use the whole hand, doc?

Moon River...

https://youtu.be/CfZiAiYNcI8

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– WinstonSmith1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was thinking to record each "booster"

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– T__X 1 point ago +1 / -0

The record will be in a database somewhere. The identification will be some kind of biometric to ensure positive and tamper-proof.

Could be on your smart phone and it uses the sensors and accelerometers in your phone to map/print your gait and movements to confirm it's you, etc.

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– TheOne1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Something injectable with the shot. Always remember... Just like the Matrix, There is no vaccine.

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