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Isolated_Patriot 421 points ago +421 / -0

What did Joseph and Daniel have in common?

Elevated to second most powerful in the nation to save God's people in times of trouble.

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inspir3dgenius 155 points ago +156 / -1

Shit, the Bible is fucking awesome!

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LacyLiberty 129 points ago +129 / -0

So is the Constitution!

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inspir3dgenius 122 points ago +123 / -1

The Constitution is written by the greatest philosopher-warriors ever to exist.

Source?

The rest of the world that doesn't have the United States Constitution doesn't have the greatest philosopher-warriors ever to exist.

Case rested.

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redstampede 71 points ago +71 / -0

The Old Testament is full of situations where the enemies of God's people were humiliated in the most comical ways. God truly has a sense of humor.

The Book of Esther is both Shakespearean and hilarious. It would be perfect Looney Tunes fodder if you replaced the 75-foot impalement pole with something less gruesome.

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OldbreedAmerican76 61 points ago +61 / -0

I should read the Bible again, my faith has been somewhat weak the last couple decades.

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inspir3dgenius 8 points ago +8 / -0

A 50-foot impalement pole on a 25 foot hill, maybe.

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acasper 3 points ago +4 / -1

*Shakespearean products are biblical

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Frog_Anne 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read a comment on another blog this morning: "Pray that the Almighty God gives Trump and his people strength and fortitude to carry on. Pray for victory. I would also say, pray that it is obvious that Trump didn't do all the work, but that the Almighty intervened because of the prayers of His people. Let His power and might be exalted throughout the land."

It reminds me of Gideon's army, that God reduced to just 300 men, lest they brag that they had won the battle themselves. Impossible odds make no difference, if it is God's will.

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Rotting_John_McCain 133 points ago +133 / -0

Amen.

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Po0P_doLLa 35 points ago +35 / -0

Dang... good insight my man!

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T-Bear 18 points ago +18 / -0

Got to put in plugs for Elijah, Esther/Mordecai , and Ezra/Nehemiah on this one, too!

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BuckMelanoma 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t forget about that harlot Jezebel and her end!

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DaesDaemar 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yep things will be just fine, hold fast.

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Ninki333 71 points ago +72 / -1

Is this the Ace in the hole?

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ProfessorRomendev 51 points ago +51 / -0

‘Ace in the hole’?

PENCE! Get the zapper!

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patataoh 26 points ago +27 / -1

Wait how does this work?.

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MegoThor 58 points ago +59 / -1

Raiden uses Lightning Bolt, Torpedo, and Teleport, then finishes them off with Electrocution.

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inspir3dgenius 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek

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Aclothorsomething 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yoga Flame!

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 9 points ago +9 / -0

I am cautiously thinking the same thing. We still absolutely need statehouse Republican reps/senators to grow a spine, hold their own legislative sessions with or without their respective governors summoning one, and appoint electors to replace the fraud-associated ones.

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lovemylibs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Race in the hole....

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Gwinetamaga 8 points ago +8 / -0

He sent the Pence of Peace.

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The_banned 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a worthy guy, too. An old Democrat convert who is a devoted Christian. Praise God.