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Italians_Invented_2A 144 points ago +145 / -1

In a normal world, it would mean that.

But in our clown world, it might mean that the courts are concerned that some white supremacist like Kyle is going to kill the poor poll workers with his fully ultra-automatic assault rifle because he believes deboonked conspiracy theories and Trump is inciting violence

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x79q3pb 56 points ago +56 / -0

Ultra-automatic, is that the kind of firearm that wanders off on it's own in hunt of targets? Like a weaponized Roomba?

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Karl_Maldens_Nose 37 points ago +37 / -0

Yes, the rifles jump off the wall, load themselves and then go looking for innocents to slaughter. The NRA has been trying to perfect this from inside Hades after having seen Walt Disney do it first in Fantasia.

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GlacialSpeed 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is great news.

We want the small traitors rolling over on the big ones....in exchange they get to keep sucking air.

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BurnedExperiment 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you for that. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

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Szesan 2 points ago +2 / -0

How does it know who is innocent?

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LordScatmanJohn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perfection.

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KRM944 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ultra automatics have pitch forks. It’s new.

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Test_user21 5 points ago +5 / -0

Like a weaponized Roomba?

Ooh, buddy, you're in trouble now. I read that line out loud, and my cat immediately asked me to find out your address.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 5 points ago +5 / -0

so basically an UZI?

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ppalgansaek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just like what happened to Kate Steinle.

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Maga0351 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah, in a normal world it’s used for people actually being a witness. In this world, it’s probably so the DOJ can “lose” a witness.

Oh no! Admin error, can’t find the person who’s willing to expose crime.

Oh no! Admin error, we shredded all our ballots and also shredded the computers as well.

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wernerziegler 5 points ago +5 / -0

ultra-automatic assault rifle

Hundreds of high-powered military rounds per second.

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Burto_87 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol yeah in clown world I agree. I am pretty sure we are talking about the former and not the latter. He or she is going to talk.