968 🚨 BREAKING: ONE OF THE SABOTEURS IN THIS VIDEO HAS ENTERED WITNESS PROTECTION (twitter.com) posted 133 days ago by cbts 133 days ago by cbts +970 / -2 137 comments share 137 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (137) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 56 ▼ – x79q3pb 56 points 133 days ago +56 / -0 Ultra-automatic, is that the kind of firearm that wanders off on it's own in hunt of targets? Like a weaponized Roomba? permalink save report block reply ▲ 37 ▼ – Karl_Maldens_Nose 37 points 133 days ago +37 / -0 Yes, the rifles jump off the wall, load themselves and then go looking for innocents to slaughter. The NRA has been trying to perfect this from inside Hades after having seen Walt Disney do it first in Fantasia. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – GlacialSpeed 12 points 133 days ago +12 / -0 This is great news. We want the small traitors rolling over on the big ones....in exchange they get to keep sucking air. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – deleted 6 points 133 days ago +6 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 133 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – BurnedExperiment 4 points 133 days ago +4 / -0 Thank you for that. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Szesan 2 points 133 days ago +2 / -0 How does it know who is innocent? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – LordScatmanJohn 1 point 133 days ago +1 / -0 Perfection. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – KRM944 10 points 133 days ago +10 / -0 Ultra automatics have pitch forks. It’s new. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Test_user21 5 points 133 days ago +5 / -0 Like a weaponized Roomba? Ooh, buddy, you're in trouble now. I read that line out loud, and my cat immediately asked me to find out your address. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Brooklyn_Patriot_76 5 points 133 days ago +5 / -0 so basically an UZI? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – ppalgansaek 4 points 133 days ago +4 / -0 Just like what happened to Kate Steinle. permalink parent save report block reply
Ultra-automatic, is that the kind of firearm that wanders off on it's own in hunt of targets? Like a weaponized Roomba?
Yes, the rifles jump off the wall, load themselves and then go looking for innocents to slaughter. The NRA has been trying to perfect this from inside Hades after having seen Walt Disney do it first in Fantasia.
This is great news.
We want the small traitors rolling over on the big ones....in exchange they get to keep sucking air.
Thank you for that. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
How does it know who is innocent?
Perfection.
Ultra automatics have pitch forks. It’s new.
Ooh, buddy, you're in trouble now. I read that line out loud, and my cat immediately asked me to find out your address.
so basically an UZI?
Just like what happened to Kate Steinle.