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Hugo1000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same android face when his baby was born and he found out his parents died.

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Michonne21 2 points ago +2 / -0

Annie was a much cuter child than she is an adult but I digress. This bitch needs to be arrested for antitrust, election fraud, campaign finance and for treason.

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CandyCoated45 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is a piece of shit. Firing squad for this mo fo. I'm trying not to cuss too much but I am freaking pissed off that this asshole had the gall to meddle in the election. I hate this fucking piece of shit.

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MuhSoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cement shoes

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rocker94 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too gentle

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telepathic_pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anonymous sources familiar with Trump's thinking confirm that Zucc was given the reigns of facebook in exchange for being the test subject of another DARPA project, one in which he was injected with self-replicating nanobots that, over time, replaced his organic tissue with cybernetic components. Large social gatherings are incredibly taxing on his CPU, as each individual in the room must be initialized as a 'person' object and updated constantly for potential interactions, and accelerates his system degradation, which is why he looks worse and worse at each congressional hearing.

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istrucktheboard 1 point ago +1 / -0

He'd have this expression if he'd just sat on a foot long dildo, or just fallen for the love of his life.

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ChuckedBeef 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy is an arrogant prick. He got away with stealing the idea for Facebook and he thinks he can get away with election interference because he's never been held to account for anything.

NAIL HIS ASS TO THE WALL.

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dukiehazzard 1 point ago +1 / -0

And therein lies the illogical nature of over-restrictive campaign finance laws.

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rocker94 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Drugs get cartels.... we get zucked.