Anonymous sources familiar with Trump's thinking confirm that Zucc was given the reigns of facebook in exchange for being the test subject of another DARPA project, one in which he was injected with self-replicating nanobots that, over time, replaced his organic tissue with cybernetic components. Large social gatherings are incredibly taxing on his CPU, as each individual in the room must be initialized as a 'person' object and updated constantly for potential interactions, and accelerates his system degradation, which is why he looks worse and worse at each congressional hearing.