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Lukemia [S] 96 points ago +96 / -0

I would tell my work that I contracted covid just to do this, then enjoy the 13 more days off.

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Chick-fill-eh 40 points ago +40 / -0

Modern problems require modern solutions.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 18 points ago +18 / -0

We need flair for the Weaponized Autist Division, the most holy of holy warriors we have.

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Tantalus4200 2 points ago +2 / -0

Concur

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Trump_da_g0d 6 points ago +6 / -0

What if they said you can have the video but only if you kiss Kamala first and that Kamala just left a closed door private meeting with Big Mike.

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eplettner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have you seen those plastic covid safe hugging walls(?). Maybe with that, it would also keep them clean when I puke.

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Ruined 2 points ago +2 / -0

I already did this. Was not worth. Live.

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MNMathtic 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought you were replying to Trump_da_g0d's comment. It made yours a LOT funnier!

What if they said you can have the video but only if you kiss Kamala first and that Kamala just left a closed door private meeting with Big Mike.

I already did this. Was not worth. Live.

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lordvon 1 point ago +1 / -0

But then they might require vaccine id or you are fired lol