He's armed with a knife, a pistol, and a rifle; has some level of armor covering his vitals; and appears to be strong enough and in good enough shape to carry it all without passing out...
That means he's better equipped than 75% of his fellow citizens, I'm betting.
I don’t care what you faggots say, this here is what peak performance looks like.
You need at least 6 patches and an Ebay Tourniquet before I take you seriously.
Mom said I would grow into it.
Looks like it shrank in the wash.
Damn boys...I didn't know they sold ballistic armor at Baby Gap...saweet!
Need to turn your ball cap around. Outside of that...yous skrait! thumbs up
He's armed with a knife, a pistol, and a rifle; has some level of armor covering his vitals; and appears to be strong enough and in good enough shape to carry it all without passing out...
That means he's better equipped than 75% of his fellow citizens, I'm betting.
Needs a tomahawk to complete the ensemble.
This guy put more effort into being ready than 90% of his peers. Dude deserves respect for that, even if he's got room for progress.
this title the whole 9 yards made me chuckle HARD
Channeling Chris Farley - “Fat man in a tiny jaaaaaacket”
Is that a bulletproof vest.... FOR ANTS?