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1984patriot 184 points ago +185 / -1

Elliot's just dripping in TOXIC MASCULINITY now

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empiretc 59 points ago +61 / -2

does it make someone gay if they say they would give that dude a roll? asking for a friend.

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1984patriot 44 points ago +44 / -0

It depends, since gender is fluid they could be gay one second and then straight the next. <--- Sarcasm

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hillaryprison 14 points ago +14 / -0

A non-null amount of men wouldn't mind seeing her in the locker room.

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MySidesGoUp 9 points ago +9 / -0

Like who- lawyers?

I wouldn’t consider them ‘men’ either...woof

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Oback_Barama 6 points ago +6 / -0

Would that fluid be “gender neutral shift juice”?

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ClokworkGremlin 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would say yes. Boobies are the determining factor for me.

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Dessert_Eagle 7 points ago +7 / -0

I take it you don't like flat chested women? They're popular among weebs.

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ClokworkGremlin 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have been surrounded by extremely busty women for my entire life. My perception of "flat" is probably a bit skewed.

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Dessert_Eagle 3 points ago +5 / -2

Lucky you. As for me, I am what you may call a weeb who is also a virgin who is in love with anime-styled girls, and it's a popular trope for them to have small breasts (like Konata Izumi from Lucky Star, who I like), so I prefer small but not flat chested. I don't like them when they're too big. B-cup is perfect to me.

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JediMasterPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ouch

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ippwndu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bags of sand...

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ClokworkGremlin 0 points ago +0 / -0

If you consider Rei, Asuka, Faye, Winry, Tohru, Sakura, Tsunade, Hinata, Nami, Nico Robin, Haruhi, Mikuru, Orihime, Matsumoto, Yoko, Ryuko, Satsuki, and dozzns more I can't remember off the top of my head right now, "flat," I guess.

And that's just the stuff most people would recognize off the bat.

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Helix6 2 points ago +4 / -2

If the boobies are gone, it's a problem. Elliot is pretty cute at this point, but I'm sure that will be destroyed within a couple of months. Barf.

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ClokworkGremlin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I honestly don't understand the appeal for transmen. All the interesting(read: "bouncy") parts are missing.

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beev_bove_biv 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gays are made when 2 guys touch tips, most commonly on accident during the uncool variety of a threesome.

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Dessert_Eagle -2 points ago +2 / -4

Nope; this is a "dude" you can be with and not be gay, but would still be a weird choice when there are tons of other women who don't desire to mess with their bodies that much.

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Ladybug87 13 points ago +13 / -0

So she married a woman because she disliked dicks and now she is getting one herself?? Maybe if she would've married a man to begin with she would not have had to go through all this madness.

Also, her wife married her because she probably disliked dicks as well. Is she a lesbian anymore if she is married to a "man"? LOL. Is she considered straight? LOL.

These people are really messed up!

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Maga_bigly 14 points ago +14 / -0

There's no point trying to make sense of this shit. It's all for attention anyway.

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BlindGuyMcSqueezy 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂😂😂

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HuggableBear 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would explain the receding hairline

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TEXinLA 111 points ago +111 / -0

Titania = Babylon Bee of posters.

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Washingpede 39 points ago +39 / -0

Xe's amazing though, isn't xe?

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Bethybethster 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hahahahahahahahahahahha

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JudicialDredd 12 points ago +12 / -0

The Ken M. of twitter. And I love it.

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Wtf_socialismreally 59 points ago +61 / -2

I take an even more hands off approach.

Do whatever the fuck you want but:

Don't act oppressed because people don't like you when all they do is say mean things without treading on your rights

Don't bring special attention to it (like MISS Page did)

Get out of here with the "dead naming" bullshit.

Stop trying to cancel people for not knowing or not caring about your circumstances.

Most importantly: Keep it away from kids.

You wanted a girl but had a boy? Try again and love your son.

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AlexWin1939 27 points ago +27 / -0

You nailed it! Some dude or lady wants to "transition" and call themselves whatever, if you are an adult do what you want... just don't expect nor try and force others to embrace you and your choices.

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MatthiasBlack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eph 6:10-18

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Wtf_socialismreally 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's more at the media I'm aiming that at. It's a cultural thing more specifically. Like yeah, you CAN shout fire in a crowded theater or say bomb on a plane, but should you?

I dunno, I think if you bring special attention to it then you are just using it for privilege points, not because it's who you are

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OrngeManBad 13 points ago +14 / -1

100%. Do what you want but don't expect me to go along with it and pat you on the back. The problem is that Dems want to force their ideas on others. They want to force you to buy what they are selling.

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HillarysHairyAss 8 points ago +8 / -0

Equal treatment looks like injustice to those who want special treatment.

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BaconBun11 49 points ago +49 / -0

How does Ellen Page's formerly lesbian wife feel now that she is married to a straight white male and she no longer has the gay card?

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TheThreeSeashells 5 points ago +6 / -1

So, aside from the self-mutilating part, nothing's changed.

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Yheymos 12 points ago +12 / -0

Exactly this. Publicly she was supportive. I wouldn't be surprised if she claims to as well to virtue signal to herself and to Ellen/Elliot. But there have been many stories of this situation happening, gaymen to transwomen, lesbian to transmen, and their spouse soon has a LOT of trouble be attracted or liking any of it. The spouse will report feeling bad about themselves, admitting to discovering that they are a 'bigot and transphobe' and shaming themselves religiously, begging forgiveness and saying they will change/learn. They just fold to the Woke authoritarian religion and don't defend their preferences.

The lesbians who don't want to suck a giant hormone mutated clit/trans penis get called TERFS and bigots. But like... what the hell they girls, they LIKE PUSSY and tits. That is why they are a lesbian!

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FrankEinstein 23 points ago +23 / -0

Elliot Page comes out as wanting more attention

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mumbohnumbah5 22 points ago +23 / -1

Isn’t that Titania account a covert troll?

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Bogey 18 points ago +18 / -0

How does everyone not know at this point?

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dixond 9 points ago +9 / -0

"What difference, at this point, does it make??!?

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IslamObamaWigwam1 16 points ago +16 / -0

Not so much a troll as obvious satire for anyone not living in clown world.

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OconusLurex 11 points ago +11 / -0

She's the intersectional slam poet ("Activist. Healer. Radical intersectionalist poet. Selfless and brave. Committed to feminism, social justice and armed peaceful protest") alter ego of Andrew Doyle, and they're both hilarious. Her twatter account is gold, as is her book "Woke: A Guide to Social Justice" (even more hilarious in audiobook form,) and there are some great interviews with Andrew Doyle out there.

One of the grandest trolls was a ridiculous article Doyle sent in to The Independent, under a pseudonym. In it, he pretended to be a "comedy aficionado" and bemoaned the racism and sexism in stand up, and recommended truly absurd ways, not just censor, but outlaw it, and make venues have "reduced anxiety" performances, allowing the audience to contact the comedian in advance to say which topics they needed to be avoided, etc- but they took him completely seriously and published it. Doyle later revealed that every fourth letter of every sentence spells out, "Titania McGrath wrote this you gullible hacks.”

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dixond 9 points ago +9 / -0

Doyle later revealed that every fourth letter of every sentence spells out, "Titania McGrath wrote this you gullible hacks.”

I checked. They literally do :'-D

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JerryJerryJerry 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based civilian grievance studies adept.

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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes

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TuNeCedeMalis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes

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Wtf_socialismreally 10 points ago +10 / -0

And his girl is now fucking a white male

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borscht-nazi 12 points ago +12 / -0

Who's "ellen page" and why is this important? Sounds like just another crazy person in need of attention, TLC, and medication in a quiet place away from the troubles of the world.

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Caligula13 6 points ago +6 / -0

Zim/Zer was in the second or third season of trailer park boys that all I care about

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JerryJerryJerry 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hard Candy was pretty gnarlsberger, imo.

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OconusLurex 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I have traveled the world and I have met the most marginalized people." From her big Justice for Juicy interview 😂

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Xerxes_Bleeds 2 points ago +2 / -0

She also famously was creeped on by the French Epstien of videogames, David Cage

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Titan42 2 points ago +2 / -0

A no one trying to be relevant

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Fuck_reddit34 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's a great meme; saw your submitted stuff, you do stellar work.

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TuNeCedeMalis -2 points ago +1 / -3

It's a troll account by Andrew Doyle

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JamesBond007 11 points ago +11 / -0

No one cares. She’s a D list actor scrambling and grasping for a last chance to be relevant and will fade away into terminal mental instability

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Theorem 10 points ago +11 / -1

I never understood the "T" in "LGBTQ". Why is she a "Trans Man?" If she really transitioned, wouldn't she just be a "man"?

They know it's not legit so they need to put an asterisk on it.

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Ikikaera 2 points ago +2 / -0

One is the oppressor and the other is the oppressed.
Women fell down the oppression ladder so those who badly seek attention have to adopt new tactics.

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MrBabySpam 2 points ago +2 / -0

How dare they misgender themselves! hahah

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cherryred 0 points ago +1 / -1

Transgenderism really has nothing to do with the other three labels. Gay people just wanted to have the individual freedom to love who they wanted. It's sexuality and private. It's completely different from the weird mishmash of "gender roles exist because I just can't help wanting to wear dresses and putting on makeup so I must be a girl" and "gender is fluid, but if you don't play along perfectly you're the reason for the trans suicide rate".

They latched onto a movement that had nothing to do with them because they were too cowardly and lazy to start one on their own. Just like how people complain that there isn't enough "representation" of people that look like them in media, but instead of just making their own art and putting in the time, they shame existing creators into doing it for them.

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 8 points ago +8 / -0

LOL, she will always be a she. Now we just know she's mentally ill, too.

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HuggableBear 5 points ago +5 / -0

IDK, man, she was barely a she to begin with. Have you seen that hairline?

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AnaMerican_1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey...we didn't make these rules, Elliott...you oppressive prick.

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Xerxes_Bleeds 6 points ago +6 / -0

YOU WILL NEVER B AN A-LIST ACTOR

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Banequo 6 points ago +6 / -0

She became what she hated - a Straight White Male.

Fucking couldn’t be more poetic.

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cherryred 0 points ago +1 / -1

What is "get a job with a drill"?

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magnokor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Was going to walk through the Drive-Thru to get some fried chicken a few hours ago.

Was going to tell them, "Now identifying as an automobile".

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DaemonKrog 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

She specifically chose he/they... like shit i knew these political transvestites were were dumb, but at least pick consistent pronouns like he/him, she/her, they/them, xi/xer, dumb/dumber. Is it rape if she.. he touches himself now? Is it just "them" now because all these Hollywood fucks are actually just demonically possessed?

Fuck it, can I be known as he/her now? I'm a guy.. until you talk about my my ownership of things.. then I'm a chick and anything you attempt to take away from me is literally oppression. I can also be completely straight and also be in a lesbian relationship at the same time! Teenage fantasy sorta achieved!

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Checkout 5 points ago +5 / -0

She wants to get an Oscar for playing a woman in her next role.

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slickbilly777 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why change your name? You don't want to gender people but you gender a name. Why can't you still be Ellen only a dude? Oh. I see. Because there really are boys names and girls names. Thanks for playing tho.

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Sodium_miner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Alakablam!

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superspathi 4 points ago +4 / -0

I identify as a young sexy billionaire and I think I'm entitled to government aid to help me transition into my authentic self.

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Kekkin4Kembla 3 points ago +3 / -0

You forgot white

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White-tailed_Eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think the person behind that twitter account went on Joe Rogan Podcast one time and explained that he created it just to troll mentally ill leftists.

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BornAgainPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't tell who is clowning who anymore.

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Tyrons_woodey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck that white supremise CIS male. Probably a homophobe

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CanadianSalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't care if you cut your dick off.

I don't care if you cut your tits off.

But don't you dare go around claiming you're a beacon of anything.

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AnnoyedSoPosting 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is still one of the best satire accounts.

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FattyWatt 2 points ago +3 / -1

How about..... I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR DOWN THERE looks like? &&& I don't wanna know who u have sex with!!!!! Trannies are just attention whores, who are gonna suicide anyway, for the ULTIMATE attention.

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Oskar64 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't wait to see this white dudes face when he loses his job on that show that no fucker watches because a girlie has to play the part.

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Dremux 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just a mentally unstable lesbian. You are not now nor ever will be a man. Science and reality don't give two shits about your mental delusion. We should have never shut down the asylums.

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suzookus 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the exact thought I had. He’s a fucking white male!

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Justin with even more Bieber!

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StickFigure 2 points ago +2 / -0

Transitioning is easy. I’ve done in an even amount of times today.

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OG_MAGA4LIFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

She is going to kill herself, I guarantee it

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Fuck_reddit34 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

In a meaningful way, she already has.

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Fecal_Fetus 1 point ago +1 / -0

So how do they add the y chromosome to each cell's DNA. That's what I really wanna know.

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LuvTheSmellofFreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get off my lawn you straight white make oppressor! /s

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Shively 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ellen Page should be praised. She found the cure for lesbianism!!! She became a He and is no longer a lesbian....

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cryptoconservative 1 point ago +1 / -0

stunning and brave /s

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trumpizkewl 1 point ago +1 / -0

She wears pants instead of skirt and use different word now

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mateus 1 point ago +1 / -0

One cannot change one's sex. Period.