Where I am at after the last few days of testimony
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posted ago by joe_bidens_nostrils
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Me trying to get all my swears out here before husband gets home from work so I can be sweet :D
My wife tried this on me last night (didn't get home from work..aka MAGA.. until 9:40pm)... she watched the hearings.. I only caught snippets on here. It didn't last long. I'm pretty sure I married the shot that was heard around the world. If I had a dime for every time she cursed, Id be able to end poverty.
My kind of lady. Congrats on getting a good one!
after a hard day's work, be sure to load her chamber to vent the stress, i trust you already have but remember to reload and empty Tommy Lasorda's ball bag!
Eh... I’m a wife. But legit advice!
my apologies lady pede, reply was meant for TommyLasordasBallBag; thx for graciously considering my advice nonetheless!
I just snorted in bed at this. Now my wife’s looking at me funny. Wait til I tell her she has to empty Tommy lasordas ball bag
^^^THIS^^^
This is why I come here.
less snorting, my fren, more loading, carry on
KEK
You wifed a good one, congratulations!
I really did. She called when I was at work today saying our local sporting goods store had .45ACP and asked how many she should buy.
That’s hot.
She bought 4 boxes of federal fmj 230 gain (practice) and 3 home defense. I think she's hinting that she wants to try the Kimber out again
Is your stomach flat, how are your teeth, is it past your belly button when hard and do you squat? Quality women demand quality studs.
Not during Christmas time when we give back to the community. I'm not rich, but I'm well off enough to be able to give Christmas to other families aside my own. Sunday gunday in December for me is taking the less fortunate kids from church up to the snow and teaching them how to pick and cut their very own trees.
May God bless you and your awesome wife! Thank you for changing the world around you!
The answer should still be "all of them" as they also make great gifts.
Take poor kids out in the woods to bring a live tree into their family home with most likely bad wiring and exposed outlets.
Instead invest in buying them a quality fake tree that will last generations and not risk a bomb going off in their living room on Christmas Eve.
Ask any Fire Safety Professional.
So you told her ALL OF THEM?
after a hard day's work, be sure to load her chamber to vent the stress, i trust you already have but remember to reload and empty Tommy Lasorda's ball bag!
"I'd be able to end poverty"
I gotta use this from now on
Does she have a sister ?
You guys got cool wives. Mine bitches about money and cuts off family members. :/
Womp womp shrug
Rofl I’m dying. I’ve slowed down a little since the hearing ended but that was 100% me while watching it and I’m trying to tone it down a smidgen
I hear that. Righteous anger burns long and hot. For the sake of those I love I work to simmer down a little so I can bring positivity and encouragement. This does take a concerted effort as I naturally lean to rage and destruction when I see the absolute tomfoolery and lack of strong, honest, and brave leadership from a government I was previously dumb enough to trust.
Flashes of rage come whenever I look at the ridiculous behavior of these politicians denying fraud. I had to stop looking at twitter.
We are likely matched by millions of angry people.
That they would do everything to undermine and destroy our society, is so infuriating.
They have no clue how pissed people would have been, if their plan had worked like they wanted it to, and President Trump had conceded.
Now that is a story I want to hear about
Good luck with that!
Thanks! It’ll be difficult after the faggotry by the Georgian legislators, but their wrap up had some surprisingly based moments which was hugely encouraging
Ladypede here, swear in another language. Even if you don't know one, just learn a few swear words.
"Putain de saloperie de merde" rollls nicely off the tongue.
I’m not speaking foreign languages like a commie! Jk lol. Hmmm... I will have to give your suggestion some serious consideration, as well as find a reputable translation software so I can nail the pronunciation. Thanks!
"Casse toi gros con!" Is an expression I hear from my wife while watching tv. "Nique ta mere conard!" Is another. French cursing is awesome. It's hot.
They're both wonderful, thanks for reminding me of them!
"Salopard" et "Saligaud" are also nice little ones :)
HA! And here I thought this was a guy thing.
Can you share this with him?
100%! Can’t wait for him to get home from work so I can catch him up on the proceedings of today!!!
:) This. Is. America!
This is what we fight for. Enjoy processing it together. Use this time to strengthen, we'll need it ...
GLOCK, WE NEED A MODEL 49 IN 30X173MM, STAT!
I need a new user name now
Uh yeah Barry's butt is probably more akin to the circus cannon that they shoot clowns out of.
I will be laughing about this one until at least 2024.
Paris gun levels of open ass.
*The Dora enters the chat
Can confirm
With a non-passing tranny. The jokes at Bathouse Barry's and Big Mike's expense are one of the great joys of life.
As is tradition.
Barry, is that you?
Don't forget Big Mike... Barry.
Some akin to 1776
Any video to the Nevada judge moment? I didn’t see any of nevada
Thanks brohaim
What next? War. You think these demons are gonna be arrested? Imprisoned? Punished? LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL. WAR.
Remain steadfast, and tell anybody who will listen that the election was rigged against Trump.
Right now, the dems are trying everything they can to demoralize and gaslight you because ultimately, the peaceful transition of power doesn't come from the election, it doesn't come from the constitution, and it doesn't come from the courts; it comes down to Trump and his supporters consenting to Biden's legitimacy. Sometimes an election or a supreme court ruling is enough to get one side to concede, and sometimes it isn't.
Trump can only lose if he blinks first.
Fuck all democrats
Republicans too. They’re all in on it.
Yep, fuck all democrats and never trumpers and anyone else complicit in this fraud
All politicians splatter...
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Based
Lol, that's a great picture of the GOP attempting to utilize Trump's energy
Spot On
Keep in mind that most of these cases are in corrupt Democrat states and are being heard by corrupt Democrat judges.
We can expect to "lose" most of these cases, however appealing these cases is the necessary path to the Supreme Court.
It's good that you feel angry, but you shouldn't be surprised.
Everything is going to plan.
President Trump has been planning this since well before the 2018 midterms, probably since before the 2016 election.
I was initially disheartened when President Trump didn't seem to act on his campaign promise to reform our voting process and I was disappointed when he didn't contest any of the seats stolen during the midterms. Now I understand why President Trump needed to wait until ALL of America and the world was watching.
President Trump will reform the entire voting process and the dirty Democrats and their MSM lapdogs will look even worse if they resist. President Trump won't just win 2020, he's guaranteeing fair election, the destruction of the Democrat party and at least 30 years of uninterrupted MAGA.
I like how you un-upvote yourself. Playing on hard mode.
This. This so much.
Any news on PA or MI
FUCK THESE CUNTS
Insanely accurate. I've just been giving more and more "wtf are you even doing" looks to these bozos wearing masks while driving. Clown dimension is attempting to merge with ours.
I saw that shit just earlier today. Why the fuck are people making up to drive their own personal cars? That's ... dumb. Dumb-dumb.
No unity!
The amount of fuckery in this election is way more than I thought, and I'm on here 24/7. It's fucking goddamn ridiculous.
No, I am just loading my guns with regular bullets getting ready
Yes.
I don’t use profanity. This week has been really hard on me.
The democrats decided civility is a thing of the past. So fine, no civility it is. I'll go back to being civil when Trump is inaugurated and the trials begin. After what the dems did in 2020 idgaf anymore about swearing.
I expect to see this sort of smut on GunHub, but not here.
Keep it classy folks
"B-b-but it's too big! That will never fit in there!"
"But I shoot from there!"
"Not right now, you don't."
Looooooooolllllll
Who believes in their heart it will eventually come down to a Civil War?
Check my post history. There is. No. Other way.
Now that we're beginning to see some movement in the legislatures and the SCOTUS I think there's still a chance this ends without a civil war. I don't want war, but if war must cone, I'm ready.
We can make barrels to fit 😃
Mr arsenal would made eric cartman go dude.
I’m not sure what to make of any of it. I’ve spent the last few days feverishly trying to follow along while at work. MI and GA hearings are a roller coaster. One minute I’m pissed about the quality of testimony and feel like “this is the best witness we have” and the next minute I’m hyped up about the witness, but pissed about how they are being treated, or the committee members lack of understanding. Some of it is totally BS and is super transparent who the DEM members of committee are.... you can tell by their line of questioning.
After hearing all the testimony and evidentiary statements, they spend 30 minutes thanking each other for the “great, hard work” and vow to “do something about it”...
Will ANYTHING be done? Will ANYONE be held accountable in these states (and others)? Can we expect any of these legislative bodies to actually stand up and do the right thing? I’m hopeful the if ONE state does the right thing, it will open the door for others to follow... but that’s not how it’s supposed to happen.
Does DJT have the hard intel on what happened on election night? There seems to be a lot of speculation about what was seen “in real time”, but nothing solid yet. Are we pinning all our hopes on Sidney Powell and Lin Wood? To me, they are playing the long game, and while it is important, what they find and uncover will not have the time to play itself out in court- before states need to pick electors.
I want nothing more than to see DEMs faces when this shit starts getting turned over (IF it does) I think we all will be sitting back with smiles on our faces. I want to be vindicated that I haven’t believed in a pipe dream of “The truth”.
This site and its members have been inspiring, and I’m glad to have found it. Let’s hope we can celebrate the victory that we all deserve.
I'm just gonna drive by Ratburger's house on Saturday and hold down my horn on the way to the Trump rally. I probably won't be able to get near the Trump rally, I'm sure there will be a YUGE crowd so I'll just drive by the governor's mansion and stand on my horn some more.
Unless you are willing to die for your freedom and liberty, words mean shit at this point.
"the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants."
Only the spill of blood will determine the victor-history.
TAR AND FEATHERS
TAR AND FEATHER!
Fucking THIS
Godam 25mms. Careful with that shit! Its static sensitive! Do not ask my personal experience of how i know such a thing, shudders
Only the electrically primed ones.
Blur out the serial number dude.
Some POS leftist FBI agent likely already ran a database query on it. I have no doubt this site is monitored and most here are already IDed.
Pretty obvious from the closing comments of the Georgia State Senate hearing today that they all agree this election was fucked-up....but they intend to do absolutely nothing about it. Pussies!
Replace the word "frustrations" with "calm white rage".
Im waiting on my scope on saturday, ill join. Ill bring brass
Better get an A-10 attack jet by the way things are going
Impressive length.....
I love it when best gunnit and the Donald start crossing over.
When you accidentally buy a box of 40mm instead of 40 caliber.
Just start using swears from other languages.
I'm out of the swear words phase, whats next?
Go Amber, watch your lane. Call em out as you see em.
Then swear in other languages. Fick, Kuso, Сука, Troia, Gówno, Qadib, Kukko, QI'yaH, Barbera **********.
not big enough fren.
****SEND IT
Do what my old man used to, make up compound swears. For example “that goddamnsonofabitchingbastard.”
Lol one of my best friends from childhood can put together the most impressive strings of curse words.
This hits close to home on more than just the last few days
I actually Da'haha'd at this
Just send it...
That's why I've just started using the term asstwat
Failure to feed.
Rack and slap.
Well that's your problem, you got a Glock.
lmao i kid i kid, i didn't mean to trigger half of this website
my pride & joy
Have you also exhausted Mr Krabs' 13 available swear words?